Um.

lol

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Kazaam!! *Calvin looks at his ex-father, now alien* He could get used to this...

Kazaam!!

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Did you ever think when you eat Chinese that it aint pork or chicken but a fat Siamese.
The food taste great so ya don’t complain, but thats not chicken in your chicken chow
main. seems to me i ordered sweet and sour pork but garfields on my fork, hes purrin’
here on my fork.

Theres a cat in the kettle at the peeking moon, the place that i eat every day at noon. They
can feed ya cat and you’ll never know once they wrap it up in dough boys. They fry it real
crisp in dough.

Chowlin ask if i wanted more as he was dailin’ up his buddy at the ol’ pet store. i said not
today i lost my appetite, theres two cats in my belly and they want to fight. i was sucking
on a rolaids and a tumbs or two when i swear i heard it mew boy, and that is when i knew.

Theres a cat in the kettle at the peeking moon, i think i gotta stop eating there at noon
they say that its beef or fish or pork but its purring there on my fork, theres a hair ball on
my fork.

"measurements are from the land, quantities are from measurements, figures from quantities, comparisons from figures, and victory from comparisons" - Sun Tzu, "the Art of War"

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Aug. Aug... One problem...

This forum, is the same, only the Pharoah, and Caesar 3 ones changed- I think...

hmm, not enuff people, this post'll die i bet. but oh well!

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well, it's something at least.

Well....let's see.....

Who watches the X-Files?

Now that we grow closer to the season premiere (acuatly, my sources say it's still another 3 months), who do you think is the father of Scully's baby (I'm making it sound like The X-Files is some sort of soap opera, huh?)? Actually, a better question would be how she got pregnant in the first place. She was infertile.

Well, here's what I think. At the end of season 6 and begining of season 7 Scully found an alien space craft that had healing properties, like bringing dead fish back to life. After being exposed to it, she became fertile again. Now, in season 7, they've been hinting that Mulder and Scully have been sleeping together. For instance, in one episode, it opens with Scully in the bathroom buttoning her shirt. When she walks out, she picks up her
jacket which is at the foot of the bed. Guess who's in the bed sleeping (and as I remember, without his shirt on). That's right, Mulder.

Now for my other, less imaginative explaination. When she slammed into the space ship that abducted Mulder, it did something to her before she was knocked unconcious.

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The Walrus and The Carpenter

`The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright --
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.

The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done --
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"

The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying over head --
There were no birds to fly.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it WOULD be grand!"

"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year,
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.

"O Oysters, come and walk with us!"
The Walrus did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each."

The eldest Oyster looked at him.
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head --
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.

But four young oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat --
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.

Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more --
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes -- and ships -- and sealing-wax --
Of cabbages -- and kings --
And why the sea is boiling hot --
And whether pigs have wings."

"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.

"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed --
Now if you're ready Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed."

"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue,
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said
"Do you admire the view?

"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf --
I've had to ask you twice!"

"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick,
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"The butter's spread too thick!"

"I weep for you," the Walrus said.
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size.
Holding his pocket handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.

"O Oysters," said the Carpenter.
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?"
But answer came there none --
And that was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.'

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The best Roleplaying society on the net. we play alot of different games, including AOK, Aoe, Q2, StarCraft, Diablo2, and others. At least come check us out =)

Ok, people, all we have to do is make one post here every time we visit. This is my post.

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Every time I visit? LoL, this thread would be full before the week is over.

Nice poem, Darius!

Did you write it?

"measurements are from the land, quantities are from measurements,
figures from quantities, comparisons from figures, and victory from
comparisons" - Sun Tzu, "the Art of War"

so do any of you guys have Midtown Madness? i just downloaded a Viper GTS and a Lambourghini Diablo, and man are they sweet!!

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A bird in the hand is worth a good venison stew, and a feather for your cap.

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theres my post!

[This message has been edited by MAN_OF_WAR_1 (edited 08-07-2000).]

"measurements are from the land, quantities are from measurements,
figures from quantities, comparisons from figures, and victory from
comparisons" - Sun Tzu, "the Art of War"

You like it Phoenix? Yeah i wrote that a while ago.

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"Great minds have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Albert Einstein

"measurements are from the land, quantities are from measurements,
figures from quantities, comparisons from figures, and victory from
comparisons" - Sun Tzu, "the Art of War"

For women, there are three answers to a yes/no question.
1. Yes
2. No
3. If-you-don't-know-then-I'm-not-going-to-tell-you.

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how to impress a women:
bring her flowers
give her presents
take long walks in the park
have dinners in very nice resteraunts
(AKA spend alot of money on her)

how to impress a man:
bring beer
wear only a towel

hehe got this in an e-mail from some very wise man.

[This message has been edited by MAN_OF_WAR_1 (edited 08-07-2000).]

MAN_OF_WAR_1:
To the list of how to impress a man, add:
beat him at one of his favorite computer games