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Blunt Axe
Clubman

posted 11-17-05 10:40 AM ET (US)

I'm copying this idea from Aok heaven. Little freak, I know you know what to do.

Some one will wish something, it can be anything at all. The next person will grant that wish and say something funny about it, and then make a wish. I.E: I wish Dr. Loenzo wasn't a docter(next post): Granted. but now he's the prime minister of where ever he lives.

Okay. My wish

I wish the campaign I'm making will get a 5 star rating.

Wishes don't have to be in bold.

Ack!

[This message has been edited by Blunt Axe (edited 02-06-2006 @ 06:48 PM).]

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IICDO
Clubman

posted 11-17-05 11:03 AM ET (US) 1 / 806

Wish granted.
Now you must sleep ALONE in a hotel with just a one star rating.
My wish: I could one day return to England with my family.

Ain't no rest for the wicked.

LittleFreak
Clubman

posted 11-17-05 11:32 AM ET (US) 2 / 806

Granted. You'll return, but England will be collonised by rats and the people will be unfriendly.

I wish I could fly.

While sausages are tasty, you might cut your finger with that pencil over there.

Blunt Axe
Clubman

posted 11-17-05 12:42 PM ET (US) 3 / 806

Granted. But you get to confident and get impaled when you fly over a gorge with spines.

I wish my my mom and I would get along more.

Ack!

LittleFreak
Clubman

posted 11-17-05 12:55 PM ET (US) 4 / 806

Granted. Now it's your dad to make you trouble.

I wish I could not only write English, but also speak it. d= (I just tried a voicechat)

While sausages are tasty, you might cut your finger with that pencil over there.

CenturionZ_1
Clubman

posted 11-17-05 02:50 PM ET (US) 5 / 806

Granted: But you'll forget German and speak with a Scouse accent.

I wish I had an infinite number of wishes.

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
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'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
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LittleFreak
Clubman

posted 11-18-05 08:12 AM ET (US) 6 / 806

Granted. However, they all turn out to be bad for you.

I wish I was taller.

While sausages are tasty, you might cut your finger with that pencil over there.

[This message has been edited by LittleFreak (edited 11-18-2005 @ 08:13 AM).]

Blunt Axe
Clubman

posted 11-18-05 10:19 AM ET (US) 7 / 806

Granted. But now your so tall that your head is not in the atmosphere so you soffacate.

I wish my parents will allow me to go out with a girl some time soon.

Ack!

HeroPatrick 111
Banned

posted 11-18-05 12:04 PM ET (US) 8 / 806

Granted, but she throws you out of the house within the first few minutes because you're such a slob.

I wish I were Attila the Hun.

CenturionZ_1
Clubman

posted 11-18-05 02:53 PM ET (US) 9 / 806

Granted but you'll be captured at Chalons and crucified.

I wish I was a diety.

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
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'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me

IICDO
Clubman

posted 11-18-05 03:14 PM ET (US) 10 / 806

Granted: But you will be revere by no one you and you will fade into obscurity.

Wish: for my life to hold some meaning

Ain't no rest for the wicked.

HeroPatrick 111
Banned

posted 11-18-05 04:32 PM ET (US) 11 / 806

Granted. Your life's purpose is to entertain us by asking questions like that.

I wish for Food, Glorious Food. Hot sausage and mustard. When I'm in the mood, cold jelly and custard.

Upnotep
Clubman

posted 11-18-05 04:38 PM ET (US) 12 / 806

Granted: Spending your life at fast food restaurants is bad for your health. You eat and leave no room for others. (hehe)

Wish: To be king of all video games with a mountain called video game mountain. (original name isnt it)

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The Dark Archer
HG Alumnus

posted 11-18-05 04:45 PM ET (US) 13 / 806

Granted but your subjects rebel and push you down your mountain.

I wish I could have unlimited money.

The Dark Archer

"Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value." - Albert Einstein
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Dark_Avenger
Clubman

posted 11-19-05 08:52 AM ET (US) 14 / 806

Granted, with unlimited money you enjoy Life but you're also task to give hapiness and to banish destitution and starvation on Earth until the end of your Life.

I wish to be a respectable and well esteem designer nevermind if I never to have a 5 stars cpn.

Me, Avenger and Hanz.

Tribulation Designs

CenturionZ_1
Clubman

posted 11-19-05 10:56 AM ET (US) 15 / 806

Granted, but you AoE CD breaks and you cannot buy another.

I wish I could stop time.

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
AoEH Staff
'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me

Blunt Axe
Clubman

posted 11-19-05 12:02 PM ET (US) 16 / 806

Granted, but you make mistake and you stop time permantaly.

I wish my computer booted up in 1 second.

Ack!

LittleFreak
Clubman

posted 11-19-05 12:02 PM ET (US) 17 / 806

*edit*

Axe bet me.

Granted, but after the third time you do it your PC gets so hot that it explodes.

I wish I'd be wise.

While sausages are tasty, you might cut your finger with that pencil over there.

[This message has been edited by LittleFreak (edited 11-19-2005 @ 12:04 PM).]

Blunt Axe
Clubman

posted 11-19-05 12:03 PM ET (US) 18 / 806

We posted at the same time Little Freak!

Ack!

Chocolate Jesus
Clubman
(id: trebuchet king)

posted 11-21-05 09:50 PM ET (US) 19 / 806

Granted, but now you've got to sit on the top of some mountain and answer cliche, open-ended questions

I wish I had a job

What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
"Actually, my foreskin was stuck at the point where the pink bulb starts, and they cut it free."-Stroke
"Tonight, I pulled it back a bit too far and the opening of my foreskin is stuck beneath the head of my penis." -Pears

Blunt Axe
Clubman

posted 11-21-05 10:18 PM ET (US) 20 / 806

Granted. Your job sucks.

I wish that I will have a nice beautiful wife.

Ack!

HeroPatrick 111
Banned

posted 11-21-05 10:34 PM ET (US) 21 / 806

Granted, but she dies after a year of putting up with you.

I wish I could get my f*cking homework done and done well.

If I don't finish it, I'm in for something real shitty.

The Dark Archer
HG Alumnus

posted 11-21-05 10:53 PM ET (US) 22 / 806

Granted, but your dog eats it then your teacher doesn't believe you and you get the shitty thing.

I wish I had a ice cream.

Centurion
Clubman

posted 11-22-05 06:23 AM ET (US) 23 / 806

Granted but it ends up being chicken-flavor.

I wish I could have a 30 minute orgasm.

GlobalChimp
I don't cry. But my guitar does.

Bismarck
Clubman

posted 11-22-05 08:18 AM ET (US) 24 / 806

Granted, but your Girlfriend will get bored and she'll dump you for being too weird.

I wish I was forever young.

Don't fear
Drink Beer!

Centurion
Clubman

posted 11-22-05 08:30 AM ET (US) 25 / 806

Granted, you are now forever 3 y/o.

I wish everything will be alright.

GlobalChimp
I don't cry. But my guitar does.

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