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Topic Subject: Trainsexuality
posted 08-03-08 00:08 AM EDT (US)   
Are trains always spoken of as if they're feminine in the same way ships are?

because in Nebraska I saw an absolutely monstrous steam engine on display (one of these babies) and let me tell you, there was nothing feminine about it. It was the most montrous, most impressive, most manly machine I have ever seen. Seriously, it's hard to get a sense of scale from the pictures, but consider that the wheels are about as tall as a grown man).

I just wish they still used them because that would be so bad ass. :/

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posted 08-03-08 00:46 AM EDT (US)     1 / 22  
I always thought they were spoken of as "it" or "T-389738". They're too common to be named I think except Thomas and Percy.

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posted 08-03-08 01:39 AM EDT (US)     2 / 22  
yeah but how in the hell are giant freight ships feminine either?

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posted 08-03-08 01:59 AM EDT (US)     3 / 22  
They get pregnant with baby freight ships, duh.

(the males are tugboats)

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posted 08-03-08 12:45 PM EDT (US)     4 / 22  
Hey mete, have you ever seen a train going into a tunnel? I would suggest they are male.

Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs?
Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?
Not one now, to mock your own grinning?
posted 08-03-08 12:50 PM EDT (US)     5 / 22  
I had sex with a train once.

posted 08-03-08 12:51 PM EDT (US)     6 / 22  
you would.

Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs?
Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?
Not one now, to mock your own grinning?
posted 08-03-08 01:13 PM EDT (US)     7 / 22  
you disgust me

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posted 08-03-08 01:16 PM EDT (US)     8 / 22  
there's a picture of NAT on Facebook of a naked Russian man inside a train.

that's me.

posted 08-03-08 01:39 PM EDT (US)     9 / 22  
you ALL disgust me

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posted 08-03-08 02:10 PM EDT (US)     10 / 22  
One end is male, the other female. Ever seen a caboose?

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posted 08-03-08 06:14 PM EDT (US)     11 / 22  
Haven't any of you sheltered bastards ever seen a train breeding pit?

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posted 08-03-08 07:30 PM EDT (US)     12 / 22  
Hey mete, have you ever seen a train going into a tunnel? I would suggest they are male.
I know! That's what I'm saying!

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posted 08-05-08 04:36 PM EDT (US)     13 / 22  
posted 08-05-08 06:33 PM EDT (US)     14 / 22  
Aaaand what's that I hear? It's the sound of the Wrongery Train jumping its tracks and crashing into a novelty cake store...

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posted 08-06-08 08:58 AM EDT (US)     15 / 22  
Shrink - that picture is epic.

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posted 08-06-08 12:46 PM EDT (US)     16 / 22  

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posted 08-07-08 02:24 PM EDT (US)     17 / 22  
I agree wholeheartedly with Shan.

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posted 08-07-08 04:16 PM EDT (US)     18 / 22  
Rofl, I don't think that train will fit. But seriously, I think trains aren't/shouldn't be referred to as female. I mean seriously, a train's big, bulky, and if you look at it from above and it's going into a tunnel... You get the idea.

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posted 08-07-08 04:37 PM EDT (US)     19 / 22  
Anyone else realized that trains surpass sexuality?
posted 08-08-08 04:38 PM EDT (US)     20 / 22  
What the devil is As_Saffah blathering on about?
posted 08-10-08 11:19 AM EDT (US)     21 / 22  
hes been on the sauce again

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posted 08-15-08 04:08 PM EDT (US)     22 / 22  
I NOTICE HE HAS NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION VERY SUSPECT NO?
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