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Yorick the Jester
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(id: DrNick)
posted 12-03-08 09:33 PM EDT (US)   
But it's not still frozen; I cooked it in the microwave first.
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Cheesewiz
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posted 12-03-08 09:55 PM EDT (US)     1 / 33  
Congrats. Is it a bean burrito?
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CunniJA
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posted 12-03-08 09:57 PM EDT (US)     2 / 33  
No, chicken.
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Cheesewiz
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posted 12-03-08 09:58 PM EDT (US)     3 / 33  
That's cool.
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Mapppp
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posted 12-03-08 10:19 PM EDT (US)     4 / 33  
No it isn't, he cooked it in the microwave.
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Meteora
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posted 12-03-08 10:23 PM EDT (US)     5 / 33  
Is it cold in the middle?

Or is it boiling lava hot?
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brandnizzle
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posted 12-03-08 10:42 PM EDT (US)     6 / 33  
Didn't you microwave it in the microwave?
N_E_Patriots
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posted 12-03-08 10:58 PM EDT (US)     7 / 33  
Could you not find the reply button because it deliciously colored like a candy cane?
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posted 12-04-08 06:59 AM EDT (US)     8 / 33  
This is 100% high five.
house won this
Taufiq Khan
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posted 12-04-08 07:14 AM EDT (US)     9 / 33  
For a second there you had me worried Rick because I thought that you were going to get sick from eating a frozen burrito but then I read that you microwaved it and everything was better I hope it was good
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Centy13
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posted 12-04-08 09:00 AM EDT (US)     10 / 33  
I similarly was concerned and subsequently relieved.
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Sad_But_True
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posted 12-04-08 10:47 AM EDT (US)     11 / 33  
Is it cold in the middle?
80 percent of all hotpockets ive put in the microwave end up like that. Is this a common phenomenon or what?
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Yorick the Jester
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posted 12-04-08 01:48 PM EDT (US)     12 / 33  
It was the boiling hot veriety. Luckily I didn't burn my tongue.
Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs?
Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?
Not one now, to mock your own grinning?
Yorick the Jester
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posted 12-04-08 01:48 PM EDT (US)     13 / 33  
Also bean and cheese, hth.
Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs?
Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?
Not one now, to mock your own grinning?
Meteora
Skirmisher
posted 12-04-08 02:19 PM EDT (US)     14 / 33  
Boiling lava hot is definitely superior despite the risk of burns.
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Yorick the Jester
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posted 12-04-08 03:29 PM EDT (US)     15 / 33  
Indeed. All in all, it was good enough for me to heat of a second one.
Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs?
Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?
Not one now, to mock your own grinning?
Yorick the Jester
Skirmisher
(id: DrNick)
posted 12-04-08 03:38 PM EDT (US)     16 / 33  
Protip: Covering food you're cooking with a damp paper towel vastly increases your chance of success when cooking things in the microwave. Just add 30 sec to a minute to the cook time.
Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs?
Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?
Not one now, to mock your own grinning?
Aztec Warrior
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posted 12-04-08 03:45 PM EDT (US)     17 / 33  
Ah, Dr Nick, always so helpful.
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Cheesewiz
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posted 12-04-08 07:41 PM EDT (US)     18 / 33  
Hmm you know I don't actually know what hth stands for.

I usually assume hottie to hottie, but I'm doubtful of the accuracy.
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Elpea
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posted 12-04-08 08:50 PM EDT (US)     19 / 33  
how the hell do you assume that?
StonewallJ
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posted 12-04-08 10:38 PM EDT (US)     20 / 33  
Speaking of microwaves, put a bar of soap in yours. It's awesome.

But I strongly advise against putting a grape in one. Trust me. Hope that helps.
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N_E_Patriots
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posted 12-04-08 10:39 PM EDT (US)     21 / 33  
Because, Elpea, when you talk to me, it is the only explanation.
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Cheesewiz
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posted 12-04-08 10:49 PM EDT (US)     22 / 33  
*googles*


Oh, wow it's Hope this helped...yikes...I've been using HTH wwaaaay wrong.


Hottie to hottie, I think this is a big change for me.
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Meteora
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posted 12-04-08 11:42 PM EDT (US)     23 / 33  
Now whenever I see hth I'm going to insert hottie to hottie to see if it works.

But seriously hottie to hottie? Where the hell would you get that?
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GoForGoldenJarls
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posted 12-04-08 11:54 PM EDT (US)     24 / 33  
I hate that muthafskin shit, when it's blazing hot on the outsides but when you get to the middle of the burrito it's still crunchy with frostiness.
Cheesewiz
HG Alumnus
posted 12-05-08 00:25 AM EDT (US)     25 / 33  
Now whenever I see hth I'm going to insert hottie to hottie to see if it works.

But seriously hottie to hottie? Where the hell would you get that?
To don't know...it just fit with something Nick would say. I mean, that's what all the kids are saying these days right?


"Hey Sasha, u want to go 2 da mall wit me?"

"Sorry gurlie i cant, hth [hottie to hottie], I gotta w8 for jeremy to call me."


COME ON? Surely I'm not the only one who assumed this.
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