Dio is not a Homosexual - Age of Empires III Heaven Forum

beekay
Skirmisher
(id: black_knight_101)

posted 01-18-06 09:35 PM EDT (US) 1 / 108

Sorry, but all the evidence points to you being gay.

Have fun!

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Kumar Shah
Skirmisher

posted 01-18-06 09:37 PM EDT (US) 2 / 108

Simple, Get a Girlfriend.

Can you do the Double Yoda?
A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"

Zargax
Skirmisher
(id: Overlord Zargax)

posted 01-18-06 09:37 PM EDT (US) 3 / 108

Brokeback Dio!

Botolf
Royal Guard

posted 01-18-06 09:39 PM EDT (US) 4 / 108

Quote:

Simple, Get a Girlfriend.

| Botolf the Crazed |
There's treasure everywhere!
Winner of the Kman Lame Puns Award

ZAKtheGeek
Skirmisher

posted 01-18-06 09:40 PM EDT (US) 5 / 108

The third point has little to do with anything...

Dio, are you smarter than your friends? While unsettling, it would explain a lot.

I am herpes.

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Dio_the_lonely
Banned

posted 01-18-06 09:41 PM EDT (US) 6 / 108

The girl I like thinks I am an ignorant know-it-all. I have never felt this way about anyone, and I don't want to rush into things with her. We talk, mostly about books, and I help her with her homework, or she me. We are slowely becoming better friends,but her and my best friend are suppose to sing a duet together. It seems that she likes him, alot.

Yes Zak, I am one of the smartest kids in my grade.

[This message has been edited by Dio (edited 01-18-2006 @ 09:43 PM).]

beekay
Skirmisher
(id: black_knight_101)

posted 01-18-06 09:44 PM EDT (US) 7 / 108

Ignorant know-it-all...

And... you're one of the smartest...

You live in America, don't you?

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[This message has been edited by Bk 101 (edited 01-18-2006 @ 09:45 PM).]

Kumar Shah
Skirmisher

posted 01-18-06 09:45 PM EDT (US) 8 / 108

Quote:

Kumar (Got me Laptop) says:
Me, you, phone sex now
Sigmund Fraud (Doikie) says:
*obliges*

Can you do the Double Yoda?
A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"

Dio_the_lonely
Banned

posted 01-18-06 09:46 PM EDT (US) 9 / 108

Where educational standards are way way lower then other nations of the world.

beekay
Skirmisher
(id: black_knight_101)

posted 01-18-06 09:46 PM EDT (US) 10 / 108

Are you in the Special Class as well?

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doitzelkaiseriii
Skirmisher

posted 01-18-06 09:48 PM EDT (US) 11 / 108

Phonesecks with Kumar is unparalleled.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

ajaxthegreater
Skirmisher

posted 01-18-06 09:50 PM EDT (US) 12 / 108

1. I don't like to read poetry because I am terrible at it.
2. I constantly hum and whistle (I don't even know when I'm doing it)
3. Me too, and I study the etymology of English.
4. I haven't had a girlfriend in 4 years.

And nobody I know of thinks I am homosexual.

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Dio_the_lonely
Banned

posted 01-18-06 09:51 PM EDT (US) 13 / 108

No BK, I am not in the special classes.

beekay
Skirmisher
(id: black_knight_101)

posted 01-18-06 09:54 PM EDT (US) 14 / 108

Just horrific at English then?

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Acamas_Samaca
Skirmisher

posted 01-18-06 09:56 PM EDT (US) 15 / 108

Join the Republican Party (GOP).

Formally known as Athen, Acamas, Hero_Acamas, pazul6

Elpea
Hal
(id: lp_usa)

posted 01-18-06 09:57 PM EDT (US) 16 / 108

Okay, let's all make threads about our sexual preferences!

Fwiffo del desierto
Skirmisher
(id: Fwiffo)

posted 01-18-06 09:57 PM EDT (US) 17 / 108

Take up smoking.

Everyone got AIDS and shit

ajaxthegreater
Skirmisher

posted 01-18-06 09:59 PM EDT (US) 18 / 108

Join the IRA.

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Dio_the_lonely
Banned

posted 01-18-06 10:00 PM EDT (US) 19 / 108

I thought of another one,

They laugh at me because I am the 3rd strongest in my grade(Bench 125 lbs average.), but I rather read then do it.

Yorick the Jester
Skirmisher
(id: DrNick)

posted 01-18-06 10:01 PM EDT (US) 20 / 108

teehee... Brokeback Dio...

Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs?
Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?
Not one now, to mock your own grinning?

Kumar Shah
Skirmisher

posted 01-18-06 10:02 PM EDT (US) 21 / 108

KICK THEIR ASSES

Can you do the Double Yoda?
A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"

StonewallJ
Seraph Emeritus
(id: Conquistador34)

posted 01-18-06 10:07 PM EDT (US) 22 / 108

'kicking' wasn't exactly what Dio had in mind

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COLOSSUS_91
Banned

posted 01-18-06 10:09 PM EDT (US) 23 / 108

Kissing?

Dio_the_lonely
Banned

posted 01-18-06 10:12 PM EDT (US) 24 / 108

I don't like hurting other people. My homeroom teacher, who is also the Varsity football couch, calls me a wimp because everyone makes fun of me, but I refuse to do anything about it.

Parrotman
Skirmisher
(id: Parrotman56)

posted 01-18-06 10:16 PM EDT (US) 25 / 108

Act gay.

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