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posted 01-29-06 01:25 AM EDT (US)   
Prepare to be raided AoE3H!


Crew:
Pilot: Centurion_13 AKA Shan
Co-pilot: Admiral_Nelson AKA Nelson
Flight Engineer: OutlandishTeacup AKA Seb
Radio Operator: Doitzel AKA Detox
Tail Gunner: BK 101 AKA Bk (Because he likes it in the rear)
Navigator: ArcticWind7 AKA Arctic
Weapons Systems Officer: Shrink AKA Jason
Electronic Counter-measures Officer: Jax AKA Yarr
Catering Service Officer: Silk AKA HEUTE IST MEINE TAG
Parrot Keeper: Parrotman
Pilot's Entertainer: Nausicaa AKA Echo
Ship's Magacian: FD2

note: Dio has been stuffed in the warhead compartment of Parrot Missile #1 (the first one that will be fired).
Heron has also been stuffed in a warhead compartment of Parrot Missile #2.

Things to Bomb:

  • Yobbo x2
  • Adder
  • yakcamkir (also shot down)
  • newreach268 x3
  • newreach268's children's toys.
  • U_Spawn_U
  • I_Love_Bananas
  • Dio (we will bomb the bombsite he was rocketed to)
    (no more bombings by request, they have to earn it or eveidence provided as to their worthyness of bombing)

    So List here what you are giving us, or we shall nuke you with our priate bombs and parrot missiles..

    Or alternatively discuss Modern Pirates, (note, not electronic theft ones. The ones who go around with with weapons and pillage and plunder etc is what we want).

    Are they as cool as the famous pirates of history? What would you do if you were faced with modern pirates boarding your ship? Are pirates essential to the meaning of life?

    [This message has been edited by Centurion_13 (edited 01-31-2006 @ 01:39 AM).]

  • Replies:
    posted 01-29-06 01:26 AM EDT (US)     1 / 137  
    Yarr! Fear us!

    < Jarrod Nelson>
    Nelson looks good in his pics - Gaurdian_112
    Wow, Nelson's awfully cute... - HP Lovesauce
    Thanks for ruining something that I've waited over 6 years for. - Redneck93
    It might be a bit of an odd moment to say so, but I still think Nelson's smile is awesome. - Hnossa
    THIS SIGNATURE IS A TESTAMENT TO MY VANITY
    posted 01-29-06 01:34 AM EDT (US)     2 / 137  
    take me! Take me!
    posted 01-29-06 01:36 AM EDT (US)     3 / 137  
    Shan, Add:
    Parrot Missile #1: Dio

    < Jarrod Nelson>
    Nelson looks good in his pics - Gaurdian_112
    Wow, Nelson's awfully cute... - HP Lovesauce
    Thanks for ruining something that I've waited over 6 years for. - Redneck93
    It might be a bit of an odd moment to say so, but I still think Nelson's smile is awesome. - Hnossa
    THIS SIGNATURE IS A TESTAMENT TO MY VANITY
    posted 01-29-06 01:39 AM EDT (US)     4 / 137  

    Quote:

    What would you do if you were faced with modern pirates bourding your ship?

    Get dual Uzi's and shoot all of them
    posted 01-29-06 01:47 AM EDT (US)     5 / 137  
    But the pirates have swords AND Ak 47's. You can't beat that.

    You're dead, Lord Somebody.


    < Jarrod Nelson>
    Nelson looks good in his pics - Gaurdian_112
    Wow, Nelson's awfully cute... - HP Lovesauce
    Thanks for ruining something that I've waited over 6 years for. - Redneck93
    It might be a bit of an odd moment to say so, but I still think Nelson's smile is awesome. - Hnossa
    THIS SIGNATURE IS A TESTAMENT TO MY VANITY
    posted 01-29-06 02:15 AM EDT (US)     6 / 137  
    I keep Shan company.

    posted 01-29-06 02:17 AM EDT (US)     7 / 137  
    Here, take my Paypal money! Just give me your account number and PIN.

    echo, no stowaways allowed.

    EDIT: And no mile-high stuff either *cough*


    Two reasons why underlining sucks:

    1. Italics look way better.
    2. Click here.

    [This message has been edited by Lone_Prodigy (edited 01-29-2006 @ 02:18 AM).]

    posted 01-29-06 02:20 AM EDT (US)     8 / 137  
    Ok, I am the official "entertainer" for the pilot. That's my role.

    posted 01-29-06 02:23 AM EDT (US)     9 / 137  
    That's tops. Just don't kick be when you're giving Shan a lap dance, because SOMEONE has to fly the Skull and Cross-Sickle.

    EDIT: Lone Prodigy, we prefer Pay Pal, we'll send you the item on the next business day and it should get there within 1-2 weeks. You have to pay travel insurance.

    Oh wait, it's not eBay.


    < Jarrod Nelson>
    Nelson looks good in his pics - Gaurdian_112
    Wow, Nelson's awfully cute... - HP Lovesauce
    Thanks for ruining something that I've waited over 6 years for. - Redneck93
    It might be a bit of an odd moment to say so, but I still think Nelson's smile is awesome. - Hnossa
    THIS SIGNATURE IS A TESTAMENT TO MY VANITY

    [This message has been edited by Admiral_Nelson (edited 01-29-2006 @ 02:24 AM).]

    posted 01-29-06 02:28 AM EDT (US)     10 / 137  
    No Hammer? You have betrayed the industrial proleriat with your false equalitarian symbols!

    If all things are relative then cannibalism is just a matter of taste...
    My AoE3 Stats
    posted 01-29-06 02:29 AM EDT (US)     11 / 137  
    Okay. You're the first on the "Too Bomb" list.

    < Jarrod Nelson>
    Nelson looks good in his pics - Gaurdian_112
    Wow, Nelson's awfully cute... - HP Lovesauce
    Thanks for ruining something that I've waited over 6 years for. - Redneck93
    It might be a bit of an odd moment to say so, but I still think Nelson's smile is awesome. - Hnossa
    THIS SIGNATURE IS A TESTAMENT TO MY VANITY
    posted 01-29-06 03:56 AM EDT (US)     12 / 137  

    Quote:

    Electronic Counter-measures Officer: Jax AKA Yarr

    Yarr is here!

    Nothing can beat ancient pirates. Modern pirates can't rape and pillage quite as well, nor do they have good beards.

    Also I vote we bomb Yobbo twice. Then bomb Adder.


    house won this
    posted 01-29-06 04:11 AM EDT (US)     13 / 137  
    We tried for 5 minutes to think up an alias, but we gave up, and we just called you Yarr.

    Adder shall be bombed. Shan, add it.


    < Jarrod Nelson>
    Nelson looks good in his pics - Gaurdian_112
    Wow, Nelson's awfully cute... - HP Lovesauce
    Thanks for ruining something that I've waited over 6 years for. - Redneck93
    It might be a bit of an odd moment to say so, but I still think Nelson's smile is awesome. - Hnossa
    THIS SIGNATURE IS A TESTAMENT TO MY VANITY
    posted 01-29-06 04:19 AM EDT (US)     14 / 137  
    I already had.
    posted 01-29-06 04:58 AM EDT (US)     15 / 137  

    Oh shit. Interception.

    Two Firestreaks and two Aden Cannon are plenty to bring down a Bear. You'll never get him with the rear guns either, he can fly faster than your bullets and shoot you down from well outside your effective range.


    Rome: Total War Heaven | Medieval II: Total War Heaven | Empire: Total War Heaven
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    "Your front-page picture of Kate Winslet with a plunging neckline being up for two golden globes was most appropriate."

    Unpublished letters to the Daily Telegraph
    posted 01-29-06 06:43 AM EDT (US)     16 / 137  
    Scramble the Pirate Longships!

    That's right, bitch.


    < Jarrod Nelson>
    Nelson looks good in his pics - Gaurdian_112
    Wow, Nelson's awfully cute... - HP Lovesauce
    Thanks for ruining something that I've waited over 6 years for. - Redneck93
    It might be a bit of an odd moment to say so, but I still think Nelson's smile is awesome. - Hnossa
    THIS SIGNATURE IS A TESTAMENT TO MY VANITY
    posted 01-29-06 07:51 AM EDT (US)     17 / 137  
    your pirate plane has no chance compared to my weponry on the ground :P


    Out Reach
    The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature

    [This message has been edited by newreach268 (edited 01-29-2006 @ 07:52 AM).]

    posted 01-29-06 07:53 AM EDT (US)     18 / 137  
    I will by flying beside you in the Lead Zeppelin incase you need backup.
    [Image URL not allowed: fd2.elpea.net/forumpix/lz.PNG]

    [This message has been edited by FD2 (edited 01-29-2006 @ 07:53 AM).]

    posted 01-29-06 07:58 AM EDT (US)     19 / 137  
    quickerly shoots down your petti zeplin made of LEAD.. with gamma rays (that just pass through your lead), and combust the hydrogeon needed to keep a LEAD zeplin afloat. if not gives FD2 brain cancer and he crashes into mt. everest.

    Out Reach
    The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature

    [This message has been edited by newreach268 (edited 01-29-2006 @ 07:58 AM).]

    posted 01-29-06 07:59 AM EDT (US)     20 / 137  
    I will be the Magacian on the ship!
    posted 01-29-06 08:01 AM EDT (US)     21 / 137  
    Excellent, we needed both a large airship and a magacian. Brilliant. It's coming along nicely.

    < Jarrod Nelson>
    Nelson looks good in his pics - Gaurdian_112
    Wow, Nelson's awfully cute... - HP Lovesauce
    Thanks for ruining something that I've waited over 6 years for. - Redneck93
    It might be a bit of an odd moment to say so, but I still think Nelson's smile is awesome. - Hnossa
    THIS SIGNATURE IS A TESTAMENT TO MY VANITY
    posted 01-29-06 08:01 AM EDT (US)     22 / 137  
    that makes no sesne your dead :P

    Out Reach
    The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
    posted 01-29-06 08:04 AM EDT (US)     23 / 137  
    That Toy you posted would have no chance of harming a Tu-95 whilst in flight as it's cruising altitude would be far too high for that toy to do any damage. Even if it was a "real" one then it would still be out of range.
    posted 01-29-06 08:15 AM EDT (US)     24 / 137  
    flys up along side pirates in beffed up bi-plane.

    throws toy anti aircraft car into engine.

    Engine makes whirling noise, then brakes of plane.

    how do you like that for just a toy :P


    Out Reach
    The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
    posted 01-29-06 08:19 AM EDT (US)     25 / 137  
    I suggest we also bomb U_Spawn_U and I_love_bananas. Terrorists.
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