I'd like to buy a gradge.
How much for two and a half?

Only come in packs of 6, I'm afraid. I can do you handy and order some half packs in, if you want?

Oh, well in that case, I'll take a pack of 6.
I can sell the extras to the neighbor kids, they love fooling with strangers junk.

[This message has been edited by Skrylas (edited 08-27-2007 @ 08:37 PM).]

Sweet. 5245 Tanzanian Shillings, please.

Okay, I just need your your bank details.

I'll fax them over.

What's your number?

My fax machine broke years ago.

But I can give you the number of some phone sex?

Sure.

Finally, I've been looking all over for a gradge sale. I've heard of frustration before, but this was rediculous. I'm glad I found one.

Sure.

Here ya go.
1-888-need-him

I wonder how many gradges had to die for your little "sale."

They are a protected species in [wherever freaky is from], you know.

Unlike Freaky...

what

Yes?

Grats Jax on winning TMO

Well done Jaxie

Lunar Eclipse Gogogo!

This rocks.

Sweet.

Did you have to make the links numbers, now I need to focus to click them

It was at like 3 AM.

Hells naw.

Calvin and Hobbes ftw!

Also, I was up at 2, could have witnessed the eclipse, but was tired and forgot. Yay failure?

Here Ye, Here Ye.



A Declaraton of the Articles of Too Much Orange

Version 2.0 - June 09, 2008


Preamble

I, one of the (insert greatest) moderators of the great Heaven of Age of Empires III in order to form a more perfect forum union, establish justice amongst the threads, promote general tranquility, provide for the common defense of OT threads, promote the general welfare of the forum, and to insure the liberties of forumers and future forumers to come do hereby demand that organization come to Too Much Orange.

Article #1

I now state that there are only some 'spam' threads that are actually worthy of being considered Too Much Orange

The criterion are as follows:
- A TMO must be declared a TMO initially by its creator.
- A TMO must have an extremely large number of posts or have had the intention of having a large number of posts before being closed due to a ban on all TMO threads.
- A TMO cannot have been closed by a moderator because of a duplicate thread senario.
- A TMO must be from Age of Empires III Heaven.


Article #2

A Too Much Green thread, lacking in holiness is recognized as a Spam thread, but not a pure TMO. They are not to be included in this list, although another may be made.

Article #3

TMO threads, upon their creation from this day forward must be acknoledged by a number to serve for ease of reference. This number does not have to be in the title post or in the title itself all the time, but must appear so initially for ease of reference.

Article #4
These are the holy Too Much Orange Threads. Too change this list is to be punishable by frowning faces unless accompanied by a worthy ammendment to this document.

TMO I -Too much orange!-Won by Beekay

TMO II -Too much orange- II- Won by Parrotman

TMO III -Three Much Orange: A New Mod (And it ends... ADDER ROCKS)- Won by Centurion_13

TMO IV -Four Much Orange: Dio the Magic Dragon- Won by Zargax and Dio

TMO V -Five Much Orange: Get your new and improved Doitzel. Only 19.89- Won by Jarrod Nelson

TMO VI -Doitzel Much Orange? Mmmm... PO - TA - TOES... and gravy.- Won by Pulkit

TMO VII -Sunny Much Orange - The Doikie Diaries [Oh OutlandishTeacup!]- Won by Arcticwind7

TMO VIII -I 8 Much Orange - 11-17-02 - We will never forget! I will...!- Won by EaZy

TMO IX -Nein Much Orange - How Doitzel Stole Christmas (with his pet dog... er, snake, Adder)- Won by Cheesewiz (not staff at the time) due to Seraph Closing

TMO X -Ten much Orange - Damn you raaman's smurf!- Won by Jumbalaya

TMO XI -XI Much Orange: The thread that always exists - Won by Wai33

TMO XII -Red Dwarf Orange - Jaxmen beat-down- Won by beekay

TMO XIII -13 Much Orange - Let's all egg Beagle's house- Won by Jerrod Nelson

TMO XIV -14 Much Orange- Smith rules- Won by Outlandish Teacup

TMO XV -No More Scrubs - yah ha- Won by Primo

TMO XVI -Too Much Orange: Ryan's Blog- Won by Flaming Warhawk

TMO XVII -Too Much Orange: What TMO is this?- Won by Jax at first closing by default, then won by Skrylas at second closing by default.

TMO XVIII -Too Much Orange: I want a ponay- Won by Xiphias





Article #5

This post is to be updated in order for its long term use. It is also to be posted in other locations by its creator.

[This message has been edited by Cheesewiz (edited 06-09-2008 @ 02:55 AM).]

Awesome Cheese . You need a history section and a TMO Author added to the list of TMOs, to be even more awsums.

Best TM whatever:
http://aoe3.heavengames.com/cgi-bin/forums/display.cgi?action=ct&f=2,27996,,all

Except for what happened...

[This message has been edited by KS (edited 08-28-2007 @ 05:40 PM).]