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Topic Subject: Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo
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posted 02-08-04 03:14 PM CT (US)   
Welcome to splash splash, and I feel it's time to institute some programs.

This is the Noob Bashing Room. Here I take people who deserve it and bash them senseless with a lawngnome. Don't make me put you in here, and do not confuse this with bleedteal's Noob Timeout Pen.

zyxomma100's Noob Bashing Room

Occupants:
Darkmaster

In addition, there will be a Letter of the Week. The Letter of the Week means nothing; it simply ties the thread together.

The Splash Splash Letter of the Week
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I hope that with a few more programs like these we can help make Splash Splash a better place.

On a more serious note, I decided to keep the screenplay in here. I posted all the good installments I wrote, so that's Kevo's and GoC's (should he ever stop cawing) cue to go ahead and type. (Read: Please write something guys! I don't have the creativity to do it all myself!) I'll post the latest installment here in the topic post, and leave the rest at the screenplay website here.

The Splash Splash Screenplay III: Return of the Cow

Narrator: We continue to find BAW and Musiclover (hereby referred to as BMW) working out the bugs in their attack plan.
BAW: Your plan sucks.
Musiclover: Fine. Plan B.
Narrator: musiclover brings out a Longbow.
Longbow: Put me down. I haven’t posted in a few months anyway. I shouldn’t even be in the screenplay.
Narrator: Longbow walks away. Musiclover pulls out a longbow.
BAW: Let me shoot it!
Musiclover: No, me!

Narrator: In the Staff Forums…
Phil (on phone): Yes, that’s right. Change the titles of all forumers to Slime Mold.
Phil (hit by Aro): Damn, why’d you do that?
Dark_Aro: The devil zyx made me do it.
Phil (hit by arrow): Ugh... *dies*

Back at splash splash…
Ax: Initiate Operation swp!
Narrator: The splashers go to work collecting resources in preparation for a flush.

Narrator: Outside splash splash…
BAW: Initiate Operation Pauken!
Narrator: BMW start a Town Center in preparation for making COBRAs.

Narrator: Will swp’s tried and true advice fall to a Pauken strategy? Or will the flush still reign supreme? Why haven’t cheats been turned off? Is this even a multiplayer game? Who wants to be a millionaire? Tune in next time...


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[This message has been edited by zyxomma100 (edited 03-28-2004 @ 06:09 PM).]

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posted 02-08-04 03:16 PM CT (US)     1 / 2500  
Splash Splash: The Shortest Thread or Whoever Gets the First Post Wins!

zyxomma100- Age of Kings Heaven forumer
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posted 02-08-04 03:17 PM CT (US)     2 / 2500  
You are too fast.... i bow.

Who needs a sig, anyway.
posted 02-08-04 03:18 PM CT (US)     3 / 2500  
ITS NOT POSSIBLE I DIDN'T WIN!!! I HAD IT ALL PLANNED !!!

*Cries*


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posted 02-08-04 03:19 PM CT (US)     4 / 2500  
@MG

The answer is A7V, a 33 ton machine with six machine guns and a crew of 18.

Edit- Like the pic?

[This message has been edited by Medieval Warfare (edited 02-08-2004 @ 03:19 PM).]

posted 02-08-04 03:24 PM CT (US)     5 / 2500  
Well.... i misread the question...

Ed: The Sp.-Sp. resuscitated was made only in 34 days!!! May i open new thread after this??


Who needs a sig, anyway.

[This message has been edited by Marshal Gandalf (edited 02-08-2004 @ 03:27 PM).]

posted 02-08-04 03:25 PM CT (US)     6 / 2500  
posted 02-08-04 03:25 PM CT (US)     7 / 2500  
Wow zyx, you made the new thread fast.

Oh yeah, um, sorry for the spam.

*Runs from angry mob*


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posted 02-08-04 03:29 PM CT (US)     8 / 2500  
I'm too fast at what? I waited a good 5 minutes or soemthing before submitting this thread. I saw 2500, went to SD, GSD, then decided to create the new thread. So anyway, I need to think about how I want the topic.

Besides, I'm the only one here right now that posted in the first splash splash.


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posted 02-08-04 03:38 PM CT (US)     9 / 2500  

Quote:

I don't think any of you other goobers currently online deserve it.

Die.

I just read through the last 2000 posts of Splash Splash II. Oh, the nostalgia!


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posted 02-08-04 03:44 PM CT (US)     10 / 2500  
* sets up competing thread...*

Quote:

Ha, it must have taken you the whole day to think that up.


Grrr...

Btw, the booby trap worked, as the one who took 2500 didn't get to put up the new thread...


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posted 02-08-04 03:46 PM CT (US)     11 / 2500  
I wanted new thread.... but i worked on it too long... so i'll save it for the next.

Who needs a sig, anyway.
posted 02-08-04 03:48 PM CT (US)     12 / 2500  
Told you I wouldn't try taking it

God damn that briefing It ran for 45 minutes longer than it should have; I could have had a chance


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posted 02-08-04 03:49 PM CT (US)     13 / 2500  
Darkmaster, you were online at the time? I didn't know that. I'll edit.

zyxomma100- Age of Kings Heaven forumer
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posted 02-08-04 03:50 PM CT (US)     14 / 2500  
I was about to post: Splash, Splash: Part VI - The Return of the King, but I didn't because most Splash, Splash "oldies" wouldn't like it if I did.

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[This message has been edited by rayoflightsword (edited 02-08-2004 @ 03:51 PM).]

posted 02-08-04 03:51 PM CT (US)     15 / 2500  
No one would agree. No one as weak as you deserves it. You almost fell to AoM.

zyxomma100- Age of Kings Heaven forumer
Proudly thwarting Dark_Aro's evil plans since 2002
"There is nothing more sad than watching a teutonic knight chasing a petard."
posted 02-08-04 03:52 PM CT (US)     16 / 2500  
*Kills zyx*


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posted 02-08-04 03:59 PM CT (US)     17 / 2500  
I was online too.

None of us are free, one of us is chained.
posted 02-08-04 04:01 PM CT (US)     18 / 2500  
* uses divine powers to resurect zyx *
Some ideas for subject:
1) <-----<<<< the mark of Robin Hood 2) Sig advertising, using cuber bucks, I still want to advertize in other peoples sig...

Btw about "Splash Splash" being better before; If the oldies were not complaining/whining so much, it must have been...


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posted 02-08-04 04:02 PM CT (US)     19 / 2500  
*knocks on Splash Slpash: Resuscitated door*
No answer.
*Sees new thread with 2 pages already*
*feints*

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posted 02-08-04 04:17 PM CT (US)     20 / 2500  
Ah, the new Splash Splash is up and running. Not too much spam... yet...

I like the pic.

*Splashes nearby forumers overly confidents*


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posted 02-08-04 04:20 PM CT (US)     21 / 2500  
AOE III news:
http://aok.heavengames.com/cgi-bin/aokcgi/display.cgi?action=ct&f=21,32390,,10

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posted 02-08-04 04:21 PM CT (US)     22 / 2500  
I got that from here; http://aok.heavengames.com/cgi-bin/aokcgi/display.cgi?action=ct&f=3,33232,0,10

anyway..


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posted 02-08-04 04:24 PM CT (US)     23 / 2500  
Now that's some good news. Seems DSoD wasn't as crazy as I thought.
posted 02-08-04 04:30 PM CT (US)     24 / 2500  

Quote:

I was online too.


Then you should have posted, fool.

*happlity relaxes in Uber-Lounge*


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Proudly thwarting Dark_Aro's evil plans since 2002
"There is nothing more sad than watching a teutonic knight chasing a petard."
posted 02-08-04 04:33 PM CT (US)     25 / 2500  
Thanks Ornlu! I might have missed that...
It says that it's in the begining, so I think we really should try and make a common proposal.
If they use even one part of our proposal it will be worth the effort...

Edit: Since everyone else is I should be doing it too


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[This message has been edited by scheming_monk (edited 02-08-2004 @ 04:35 PM).]

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