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Deathmatch
Squire
(id: Darkmaster)

posted 03-29-04 04:54 PM CT (US)

Welcome to Splash Splash VII! Seven is a lucky number - not that it matters in this thread.

Well, since zyxomma100's "Noob Bashing Room" is invalid now, it is time for me to institute some programs of my own.

Don't forget to catch our Splash Splash Heroes in Splash Splash Screenplay Part III: Return of the Cow. New additions are included by zyxomma100. If you want to complain, ~~spam~~ send your complaints to zyxomma100.

DM's Noob Laboratory

Current Experiment:
~~Increase brain capacity.~~
Introduce the aspect of "intelligence" into the system

Probability of Success:
1:8903247289347239402000.

Lead Scientist(s):
DM
Dark_Warrior_1

Assistant Lead:
The_Cobra_81

Finance Department:
da hobo (Head)

Security Staff:
Crimson Knight (Head)
Danthered
Raptor the Good

Lawyer(s):
Parrotman56

Intern(s):

Test Subject(s)/Patient(s):
Medieval Warfare
kevingamer
Tonto_DaVe
ax_man1
Lord_Fadawah

Chronic Comatose Patient(s):
Khan Man
scheming_monk
King of Darkness
zyxomma100

Local Grand Imperial Im-Potentate Janitor:
Ghost of Caesar

Side-effects of the experiment include:
-Hair loss
-Odd hair growth (e.g. hair on tongue)
-Limb shriveling
-Impotency/sterility
-Stupidity peaking
-General mutations
-Spamming
-Retardedness
-Diarrhoea
-Constipation
-Drowsiness

More side effects pending as the experiment continues to make painstakingly gradual progress.

To be an intern, you have to have a Bachelors Degree in the Sciences and should be enrolled in a medical school (preferably an Ivy League school).

Regarding interns

Interns will be chosen randomly, since there is no way to verify if they actually meet the aforementioned prerequisites.

Using the "Word of the Day" as much as you can (but not in excess and inappropriately) increases your chance to be promoted. A new position will soon be announced to which interns would be promoted to if they use the "Word of the Day" appropriately and most meaningfully.

The Word of the Day
agape

More programs WILL be added later (contrary to zyxomma100's inevitable lack of creating some new ones).

Previous Versions:

Splash Splash VI 2,500 posts
Splash Splash V 2,500 posts
Splash Splash IV 2,500 posts
Splash Splash III 2,500 posts
Splash Splash II 12,289 posts
Splash Splash I 4,823 posts (55 visible)
Moooooooooooooo 7,683 posts

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[This message has been edited by DM (edited 05-18-2004 @ 04:19 PM).]

Author

Replies:

MW
Squire
(id: Medieval Warfare)

posted 03-29-04 04:55 PM CT (US) 1 / 2500

Darn it!

Hey, 1st poster!

:.Medieval Warfare - Local Historian .:
The Battle of Marston Moor 4.7 || The Chu Han Contention
Medieval Workshop Studios

[This message has been edited by Medieval Warfare (edited 03-29-2004 @ 04:55 PM).]

ax_man1
Squire

posted 03-29-04 04:55 PM CT (US) 2 / 2500

THat was fast.

Dang you MW!!

Was gonna fool you all, even had the page open and ready, and I hesiated at the worst possible moment!

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are

[This message has been edited by ax_man1 (edited 03-29-2004 @ 04:56 PM).]

Parrotman
Squire
(id: Parrotman56)

posted 03-29-04 04:55 PM CT (US) 3 / 2500

*posts*
That was fast.

forum troll

Raptor the Good
Squire

posted 03-29-04 04:56 PM CT (US) 4 / 2500

I say we keep this one and drop the other. No one post in it.

//�/ (^�, (�\ (�� )� (�) )^�,
\�\\ ==============
//�/ AoKH Forumer

aoegolfer
Squire

posted 03-29-04 04:56 PM CT (US) 5 / 2500

Bah!1@ I was sooo close to getting 2500!

~aoegolfer~

Proverbs 3:6
In all ways acknowlege him, and he shall direct thy paths.
I am proud to be a Mac user.
"Insanity is most incurable� So is sanity�"

Danthered
Squire

posted 03-29-04 04:57 PM CT (US) 6 / 2500

Spend your 300 cyberbucks wisely everyone

*faints*

"Blasted Paradoxes!, They get absoloutely everywhere!" - Danthered
Current Project:None
Proud Member of DGDN
Faded Glory LARP
Completed Projects: Dark Happenings

TOAO_DaVe
Squire
(id: Tonto_DaVe)

posted 03-29-04 04:58 PM CT (US) 7 / 2500

I guess I might as well post. For old times sake.

Signed,
DaVe.

MW
Squire
(id: Medieval Warfare)

posted 03-29-04 04:58 PM CT (US) 8 / 2500

Hey! A Test Subject??

IS that my prize??

Awwww, man.

*Goes off to play GB*

EDIT- NOOB LAB? Hopes to get a better brain ;P

:.Medieval Warfare - Local Historian .:
The Battle of Marston Moor 4.7 || The Chu Han Contention
Medieval Workshop Studios

[This message has been edited by Medieval Warfare (edited 03-29-2004 @ 05:00 PM).]

MG
Squire
(id: Marshal Gandalf)

posted 03-29-04 04:59 PM CT (US) 9 / 2500

Hm.

_{Who needs a sig, anyway.}

Deathmatch
Squire
(id: Darkmaster)

posted 03-29-04 04:59 PM CT (US) 10 / 2500

Hey, it's DaVe, the spokesperson for Subway in Aussieland!

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Dark_Warrior_1_
Squire

posted 03-29-04 05:00 PM CT (US) 11 / 2500

Long time no see...

How's it going, Dave?

Deathmatch
Squire
(id: Darkmaster)

posted 03-29-04 05:00 PM CT (US) 12 / 2500

Someone shoot me. I got confused between Marshal Gandalf and Medieval Warfare.

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aoegolfer
Squire

posted 03-29-04 05:01 PM CT (US) 13 / 2500

@ ax_man, the little ax things by your name are a little off balanced.

~aoegolfer~

Proverbs 3:6
In all ways acknowlege him, and he shall direct thy paths.
I am proud to be a Mac user.
"Insanity is most incurable� So is sanity�"

MW
Squire
(id: Medieval Warfare)

posted 03-29-04 05:01 PM CT (US) 14 / 2500

Hehe.

Gladly good sir.

*Takes out pistol*
*Blows DM's head off*
*Takes him to the lab and repairs him*

Shall we try that again, good chap?

-MW

:.Medieval Warfare - Local Historian .:
The Battle of Marston Moor 4.7 || The Chu Han Contention
Medieval Workshop Studios

Raptor the Good
Squire

posted 03-29-04 05:02 PM CT (US) 15 / 2500

Quote:

Someone shoot me.

Gladly.
*shoots DM*

//�/ (^�, (�\ (�� )� (�) )^�,
\�\\ ==============
//�/ AoKH Forumer

TOAO_DaVe
Squire
(id: Tonto_DaVe)

posted 03-29-04 05:03 PM CT (US) 16 / 2500

*shoots DM*

I'm all right. You?

That makes you look suspicious.

Signed,
DaVe.

Danthered
Squire

posted 03-29-04 05:03 PM CT (US) 17 / 2500

*sits up*

Hey Dave

@aoegolfer (I think)

I said something unexpected would prolly happen, I wasn't really expecting to get 2500...

"Blasted Paradoxes!, They get absoloutely everywhere!" - Danthered
Current Project:None
Proud Member of DGDN
Faded Glory LARP
Completed Projects: Dark Happenings

ax_man1
Squire

posted 03-29-04 05:03 PM CT (US) 18 / 2500

Yes, golfer, I'm aware of that

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are

Deathmatch
Squire
(id: Darkmaster)

posted 03-29-04 05:03 PM CT (US) 19 / 2500

You guys are lousy shots. You just shot Mrs. Peacock in the Study with a pistol! Three simultaneous shots.

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[This message has been edited by DM (edited 03-29-2004 @ 05:04 PM).]

Raptor the Good
Squire

posted 03-29-04 05:04 PM CT (US) 20 / 2500

*shoots DM in the Labratory with the Shotgun*

//�/ (^�, (�\ (�� )� (�) )^�,
\�\\ ==============
//�/ AoKH Forumer

Parrotman
Squire
(id: Parrotman56)

posted 03-29-04 05:06 PM CT (US) 21 / 2500

*shoots DM*
That should be a new action!

forum troll

ax_man1
Squire

posted 03-29-04 05:07 PM CT (US) 22 / 2500

*shoots next poster*

Hmmm...a little violent if you ask me...

...nah.

*shoots 27th poster*

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are

Deathmatch
Squire
(id: Darkmaster)

posted 03-29-04 05:08 PM CT (US) 23 / 2500

*steals ammunition from the trigger-happy fiends*

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Dark_Warrior_1_
Squire

posted 03-29-04 05:08 PM CT (US) 24 / 2500

Quote:

I'm all right. You?

Not bad... done any designing lately?

Quote:

That makes you look suspicious.

Don't make me lock you back up in that room again. It seems to have made you confuse your Html and BB codes.

[This message has been edited by Dark_Warrior_1_ (edited 03-29-2004 @ 05:09 PM).]

MG
Squire
(id: Marshal Gandalf)

posted 03-29-04 05:08 PM CT (US) 25 / 2500

Quote:

Test Subject(s):
Marshal Gandalf

HEY!!!!!
*furious anger*
*really*

Ok. I don't mind that your thread will continue and mine not. It's OK. But test subject.... that's pretty enough...

_{Who needs a sig, anyway.}

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