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ax_man1
Squire

posted 10-05-05 07:09 PM CT (US)

Got this idea from another forum, and thought it'd be fun to do here. Basically, it works where someone wishes for something, and the next poster "grants" it, but makes it so it's "bad". Example below:

CK: I wish I had a Nintendo Revolution.

TK: Granted, but you realize the controller sucks so much as to make gameplay intolerable.

And so on. I'll start it out:

I wish I could hit 10k posts before November 2.

ax_man1

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Raptor the Good
Squire

posted 10-05-05 07:13 PM CT (US) 1 / 2500

Granted, but then you would have typed too much and gotten carpal tunnel syndrome.

I wish everyone saw the greatness of Halo.

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[This message has been edited by Raptor07 (edited 10-05-2005 @ 07:14 PM).]

Jeffrey
Squire
(id: Bosefus zx)

posted 10-05-05 07:34 PM CT (US) 2 / 2500

Granted, but now everyone is blind.

I wish halo didn't suck.

"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both."
-Benjamin Franklin

HeroPatrick
Banned

posted 10-05-05 08:02 PM CT (US) 3 / 2500

granted, but the world will go into proverty as the company is paying so much frikkin' money to modify it.

Hikari
Squire
(id: echowinds)

posted 10-05-05 08:20 PM CT (US) 4 / 2500

^^^ No wish.

I wish I got $500,000,000,000 for no apparent reason.

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Chocolate Jesus
Squire
(id: trebuchet king)

posted 10-05-05 08:32 PM CT (US) 5 / 2500

Granted, as soon as hyper-inflation sets in, and that's worth roughly 50 of today's cents...

I wish I had a Lamborghini Diablo VT 6.0

What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
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[This message has been edited by trebuchet king (edited 10-05-2005 @ 08:36 PM).]

WBCMT05
Squire

posted 10-05-05 10:15 PM CT (US) 6 / 2500

Granted, but it explodes when you turn it on...

I wish I was a popular forumer that everyone enjoyed being around.

WBCMT05

Jeffrey
Squire
(id: Bosefus zx)

posted 10-05-05 10:35 PM CT (US) 7 / 2500

Granted, but your fame drives you mad as you are chased by women every where you go. This adoration in turns causes you to hate women and you kill yourself because your father taught you that being gay is wrong.

I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner.

"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both."
-Benjamin Franklin

Raptor the Good
Squire

posted 10-05-05 10:55 PM CT (US) 8 / 2500

Granted, but then you'd be an oscar meyer weiner.

I wish my car got better gas mileage.

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Berserker Jerker
Squire

posted 10-05-05 11:20 PM CT (US) 9 / 2500

Granted, your car now has a better heated rear window to keep your hands warm while pushing it!

I wish the next person would NOT grant my wish.

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Raptor the Good
Squire

posted 10-05-05 11:46 PM CT (US) 10 / 2500

Granted but...wait...crap.

I wish I had a job.

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[This message has been edited by Raptor07 (edited 10-05-2005 @ 11:47 PM).]

Jeffrey
Squire
(id: Bosefus zx)

posted 10-06-05 00:00 AM CT (US) 11 / 2500

Granted. You are a writer in hollywood who works part time at a coffee shop.

I wish I had a million wishes.

"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both."
-Benjamin Franklin

Hikari
Squire
(id: echowinds)

posted 10-06-05 01:17 AM CT (US) 12 / 2500

Granted, but all of those wishes are corrupted.

I wish I have 5 less PPD.

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Chocolate Jesus
Squire
(id: trebuchet king)

posted 10-06-05 01:22 AM CT (US) 13 / 2500

GRanted, but then everyone at AOE3H will call you names and won't let you join in any reindeer games.

I want to nuke Texas. Many many times.

HeroPatrick
Banned

posted 10-06-05 01:37 AM CT (US) 14 / 2500

Granted, but then we'd get no more beef. Thanx a lot.

I wish I could be in a fantasy game.

Jeffrey
Squire
(id: Bosefus zx)

posted 10-06-05 01:37 AM CT (US) 15 / 2500

Granted, but I like texas to much, instead I will nuke the small country of Luxemburg... many many times.

I wish I had music and rythm... after all who could ask for anything more?

"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both."
-Benjamin Franklin

Monk
Squire
(id: scheming_monk)

posted 10-06-05 02:15 AM CT (US) 16 / 2500

Granted...only you end up like the "King" bloated from too many peatnut butter sandwiches, then your wife
leaves you and your addiction to various pills and medicins finally kills you.

I wish people would put more thought into their spam...

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Mechstra
Banned

posted 10-06-05 03:38 AM CT (US) 17 / 2500

But then it would cease to be spam, and a new generation of uber-spammers would flood the forum.

I wish people would stop saying 'Granted' in this thread, before it ceases to become a word.

ax_man1
Squire

posted 10-06-05 04:35 AM CT (US) 18 / 2500

Granted, but now we must always say, "Your wish is my command."

I wish I could own Monk without even having to try.

ax_man1

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vlvas
Squire

posted 10-06-05 04:47 AM CT (US) 19 / 2500

Your wish is my command

But then it would be too easy and you wouldn't enjoy it.

I wish I could beat Kasparov in a game of chess.

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me

rofl
Squire
(id: SonicShadow)

posted 10-06-05 07:47 AM CT (US) 20 / 2500

Granted, but you'll have to forfeit all the women that come your way.

I wish that this thread was better.

_{�\_(ツ}_{)_/�}

ax_man1
Squire

posted 10-06-05 11:14 AM CT (US) 21 / 2500

Granted, but I'll have to ask you to leave *points to door*

I wish I had an F-22.

ax_man1

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Surge
Squire
(id: Lt_Surge99)

posted 10-06-05 11:28 AM CT (US) 22 / 2500

Granted, but you don't have enough space to hide it from the United States Army who's missing a fighter.

I wish I was a very hot dark tanned gigolo and could get as much women as I want.

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Evil Tailor
Squire
(id: Other White Meat)

posted 10-06-05 12:21 PM CT (US) 23 / 2500

Granted, but you're getting every sexual disease available and die as soon as hell lets you.

I wish I'd never fall over on slippery surfaces.

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oliver
Squire

posted 10-06-05 12:23 PM CT (US) 24 / 2500

~~Granted, but since you're a gigolo, you'll have to satisfy old, fat, hairy french women too.~~
EDIT - Granted, but I'll have to remove all the world's slippery surfaces. No more hockey games.

I wish I was granting a wish about something that the next poster wished he couldn't grant.

[This message has been edited by Oliver (edited 10-06-2005 @ 12:24 PM).]

Gwame
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posted 10-06-05 12:30 PM CT (US) 25 / 2500

I wish I could figure out what Oliver means

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