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Cobra the Mediocre
Squire
(id: The_Cobra_81)

posted 11-20-06 01:34 AM CT (US)

Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread

"O wonder!
How many goodly creatures are there here!
How beauteous mankind is!
O brave new ~~world~~ thread,
That has such people in't!"
-The Tempest, Act V, Scene I

Alphas	Betas	Gammas	Deltas	Epsilons	Exile Colony, Located in Warm, Sunny Iceland
watchwood	Shadowflare	DaVe	Cobra	Styrophome	Aro (Sorry, it's tradition.)
Aro (exiled)	Anastasia	swp	Crimson Knight	kfish2oo2 (exiled)	OD
ax 1	CC	I Love Bananas	trebuchet king	TheLaughingMule	kfish2oo2
DM	Qazitory	bleedteal	OWM	Dark_Reign	zyx
	Gordon	zak	Monk	Wyo_Daniel
	Luke M	nav	Raptor	VonCorgath
		zyx (exiled)	Ornlu	Lord Basse
		matty12345	newIdea	Ancalgon_4554
		Parrotman	kevo	oliver
		Grubby	Piisgo od	Fattybryce
			Jeremiah	Thunder77
			Emperor Mars	Julius999
			SonicShadow	Blunt Axe
			Stephen Richards	Ninja Jedi
			Ray	rocking doom
			BinkBink123	juvmonkey
			Joe Henderson	Gwame
			Silk	WizardBoy
			Kevin Wang	Scud
				The Forest Man
				Emperor Aidan
				Ultima_Shadow_K9
				Snaily
				Stu183

bleedteal's Noob Timeout Pen
Aro (Sorry, it's tradition.)
kfish2oo2 (on request)

Thanks to the grace of Our Ford (T), we have recently discovered a new technique that will allow Controllers the ability to redecant members of the glorious World State. (Although if an Alpha changes himself to VIP status and can't change himself back, he's out of luck.) Ways to increase your status include, but are not limited to...

Random quotes from classic literature. Source them! TLDR rule applies.

Not double posting. Man, I hate that.

Praising the World State and Our Ford (T).

Taking excess amounts of soma.

Talking about Heroes and/or House.

Bribing me. I love cookies.

Using piratey lingo.

Aron Ralston.

Not getting sent to the dissenter colony for... dissenting.

Not feeding Monk anything but soma.

Random whims by me.

A Note from the World Controllers: Any of the above is a very lame joke and should not be construed as anything otherwise for any reason. Here, have some more soma.

[This message has been edited by Cobra the Mediocre (edited 12-30-2006 @ 03:45 PM).]

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TOAO_DaVe
Squire
(id: Tonto_DaVe)

posted 11-20-06 01:35 AM CT (US) 1 / 2500

Long wait!

BTW, I should explain my disappearance in the last thread: went to the toilet.

Signed,
DaVe.

[This message has been edited by Cherub DaVe (edited 11-20-2006 @ 01:35 AM).]

newIdea
Illuminator

posted 11-20-06 01:35 AM CT (US) 2 / 2500

Erm.

Quoted from the last SS:

Atleast remember that the next one is XXVIII. It'd be nice to get this one change to the proper XXVII as well, so people don't get confused if they look back. =/

dannyking.me

[This message has been edited by newIdea (edited 11-20-2006 @ 01:39 AM).]

Pitt_Man
Squire
(id: Dark_Reign)

posted 11-20-06 01:40 AM CT (US) 3 / 2500

Uh-oh Spaghetti-oh, wrong number 2 SS's in a row!!!

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TOAO_DaVe
Squire
(id: Tonto_DaVe)

posted 11-20-06 01:43 AM CT (US) 4 / 2500

Fixed.

Signed,
DaVe.

newIdea
Illuminator

posted 11-20-06 01:44 AM CT (US) 5 / 2500

Well done.

dannyking.me

newIdea
Illuminator

posted 11-20-06 01:45 AM CT (US) 6 / 2500

A sigpost count would be nice for old-times sake.

dannyking.me

Pitt_Man
Squire
(id: Dark_Reign)

posted 11-20-06 01:46 AM CT (US) 7 / 2500

Double-posting so soon nI?

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AnastasiaKafka
Squire

posted 11-20-06 01:47 AM CT (US) 8 / 2500

And liken ourselves to the heathen?

"I take it that this is the Anastasia Scud pines for?" - Epic Commander
"What Ana said. Use sugar and the whip." - aka the Pilot
"I think you will realize the emphasis was on Ana and Cake." - Monk

Pitt_Man
Squire
(id: Dark_Reign)

posted 11-20-06 01:49 AM CT (US) 9 / 2500

The heathen that is...?

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newIdea
Illuminator

posted 11-20-06 01:52 AM CT (US) 10 / 2500

I was still in 2500 mode.
*turns off*

dannyking.me

Evil Tailor
Squire
(id: Other White Meat)

posted 11-20-06 01:57 AM CT (US) 11 / 2500

Even you, nI... I see. Everyone has turned against everything good and traditional! Back in my days they would've put you sleep in the barn if you double posted. It's just too close to triple posting. NO PORTION of multi-posting is safe - your friends might mock you, but do you really want to give out your life just to get socially accepted? Even one try can get you to the vicious circle!

"While I'm profaning I might as well do the whole f*cking thing."
-- Christopher Hitchens
http://soundcloud.com/adult-entertainment - Intriguing music! Made by me! (It's excellent!)

TheLaughingMule
Lady Mule

posted 11-20-06 01:59 AM CT (US) 12 / 2500

Did someone call for a heathen?

*waggles ears*

Olaf the Tardy ~ ~ ~ ~ T he Laughing Mule
(\__/)
|^^|~~-,___,-~~._,<
(o o),|~~___~~| \
_V_v_||_||_||_||_v_v_V
.sig by Dark_Reign

newIdea
Illuminator

posted 11-20-06 02:00 AM CT (US) 13 / 2500

I wasn't really paying attention while reading, but yes.

dannyking.me

Chocolate Jesus
Squire
(id: trebuchet king)

posted 11-20-06 02:29 AM CT (US) 14 / 2500

Cobra? SS? I approve.

*goes back to work*

What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
"Actually, my foreskin was stuck at the point where the pink bulb starts, and they cut it free."-Stroke
"Tonight, I pulled it back a bit too far and the opening of my foreskin is stuck beneath the head of my penis." -Pears

oliver
Squire

posted 11-20-06 03:28 AM CT (US) 15 / 2500

*echoes tk's words*

Quoted from monk in the previous SS:

I think the punishment for getting post #2 should be a week with Jessica Simpson. In Oslo, Norway. *LEEL*

But... but Oslo is nice...

and... and Jessica Simpson is so hot...

[Borat-voice]NAWT!

VonCorgath
Squire

posted 11-20-06 04:51 AM CT (US) 16 / 2500

Unfortunately I have no excuse.
Brave New Thread? I'm game!

EDIT: Yay, DaVe's back!

-+ \/ON (� ORGATH +-
S t o r m w i n dStudios

[This message has been edited by VonCorgath (edited 11-20-2006 @ 04:53 AM).]

Pitt_Man
Squire
(id: Dark_Reign)

posted 11-20-06 05:13 AM CT (US) 17 / 2500

Now you come Von

You should have come for the end of the last one, there were more Aussies than Americans in a thread for once

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I Love Bananas
Squire

posted 11-20-06 06:11 AM CT (US) 18 / 2500

Quote:

but Oslo is nice...

Depends on where in Oslo you are.
Never walk the Oslo streets at night, I tell you.

�

Sweet baby maizes!

kfish2oo2
Squire

posted 11-20-06 06:42 AM CT (US) 19 / 2500

O snap, NI, you got it.

Now, put me in the noob timeout pen.

Why, you ask? Cause I'm special.

"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"
Kfish2oo2
-*'`^"^`'*- =~
'*-=~+,._.,+ `^"^`'*-=~+,._.,+~=-*'`^"

VonCorgath
Squire

posted 11-20-06 06:57 AM CT (US) 20 / 2500

I'd thought about it, but then I started trying to work out how to get Battlefield 1942 to work on my LAN, and well, by time I got back it was all done. But of course you can see through this pathetic reason and really...

Quoted from self:

...I have no excuse.

-+ \/ON (� ORGATH +-
S t o r m w i n dStudios

watchwood
Squire

posted 11-20-06 08:03 AM CT (US) 21 / 2500

Quote:

More to come when I'm not exhausted. Don't you people ever sleep?

No, who the hell wants to sleep?

I'm Your Daddy
92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your sig.
Can't believe on back on this damned site again.

Evil Tailor
Squire
(id: Other White Meat)

posted 11-20-06 09:18 AM CT (US) 22 / 2500

Saturday night was terrible; I was denied from the internet for the whole night. Luckily it was down all over the block so at least I can comfort myself with that nobody else could connect so they didn't win anything. But to be on the safe side I'm spurting.

"While I'm profaning I might as well do the whole f*cking thing."
-- Christopher Hitchens
http://soundcloud.com/adult-entertainment - Intriguing music! Made by me! (It's excellent!)

Crimson Knight
Squire

posted 11-20-06 09:49 AM CT (US) 23 / 2500

I seem to have missed another race.

Wyo_Daniel
Squire

posted 11-20-06 09:52 AM CT (US) 24 / 2500

*splashes*
Woohoo! First one.

[q]More to come when I'm not exhausted. Don't you people ever sleep? ;-)=/q]
Hehe. I went to sleep bright and early ar 11:30 or so.

"I mean, imagine someone screaming 'MAH PANTS' with no pants. Wouldn't that be a truly comical sight?" ---Quaazi
"HOLY CRAP WYO YOU'RE FAT!!!" ---Quaazi

[This message has been edited by Wyo_Daniel (edited 11-20-2006 @ 09:54 AM).]

Chocolate Jesus
Squire
(id: trebuchet king)

posted 11-20-06 09:52 AM CT (US) 25 / 2500

So, now that work;s out of the way...
The reason I didn't get 2500 is because I was busy liberating a small Latin American country. I liberated 4 provinces yesterday, well over five thousand acres of terrain.

Just Cause is an amazing game

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