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Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 02-17-11 02:51 PM CT (US)   


Latest Excommunications


His Holiness has excommunicated NowhereT for suggesting that the heretic Stroke should host the next SS.
He will receive a swim in the piranha tank until the thread ends.





teh Rools
• Nobody expects the Spamish Inquisition!
• Obey the rules
• Be a faithful believer
• You will get killed anyway
• No garbage in the Piranha tank
• No Spies/Treason
• All rule-breakers are to be poked with soft cushions
• Those who do not better themselves after being poked with soft cushions shall go into the Piranha Tank



THE_INQUISITIONRevered CitizensTownsfolkBeing poked with Soft Cushions Piranha_Bait
Grand Inquisitor: Lord BasseAro (bait)FredLtSurge (Because)Aro (tradition)
High Inquisitor: tehsly_guyWatsonStroke (quadposting for a sigpost)
Grand Subinquisitor: navOWMSebastienNowhereT (suggested Stroke should host the next SS)
Carrier of the Comfy Chair: trebuchet kingGwameMajor Helper
Low Inquisitor: Leif EricsonFadawahmorgoth bauglir
Wearer of Silly Hats: WatchWoodTheLaughingMuleLurkur
High Executioner: ax_man1The Pope: PopeychopsScuddles
Fidei Defensor: JeconRaptorWinstyck (bait)
Macedementor561
Uremovich/Western_RebelMithril Knight
Dannflor
Possidon
Boukary
Dead_End
Peralta
Abhaas Periagil
TomYo689
Rocking doom
Huang Di Wei
WigWam
ViperIV
NeverFinished
Eaglehaslanded
offwo200
AKFrost
scragins
Stroke (excommunicated)
Grammar Fascist: NowhereT (excommunicated)


Excommunicated scumbags
ax_man1: May 4th 2011 - June 19th. Charged with theft by double-posting of Sigpost #1000.
Watson: June 14th - June 20th. Charged with theft by double-posting of Sigpost #1337.
Stroke: June 19th ad infinitum. Charged with theft by quadposting of sigpost #1500, tripleposting of sigpost #2000, and just being an allround nuisance.
NowhereT: July 22nd (the last few few hours). Suggested that Stroke should host the next Splash Splash.

Sigposts
1 - Fred
500 - Turty
1000 - ax_man1 (doubleposting!)
1234 - scragins
1337 - Watson (again, doubleposting!)
1500 - Stroke (quadposting. HAVE YOU NO SHAME!?)
2000 - Stroke (tripleposting)
2345 - Possidon (doubleposting)
2500 - Coldviper


Secret Sigposts
313 - Popeychops: '"cream is entered" giggity'
666 - Lurkur
1569 - Boukary: 'Long live Swedish!'
2330 - Dead_End: 'Ah, what you have is a case of the retardness. I recommend torture until you're eighteen as treatment.'
???? - ????







Prior Splash Splashes

Splash Splash XXXVII - AoKH Gazette Times Weekly by morgoth bauglir (07-26-10, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVI -- Ultra Hip Old School Edition by Aro (07-20-08, 1900)
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud (02-22-08, 2501)
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu (10-25-07, 2542)
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk (08-30-07, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse (08-02-07, 2511)
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily (5-20-07, 2557)
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea (03-03-07, 2523)
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud (01-01-07, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre (11-20-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over byThunder77 (09-20-06, 2500)
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav (07-31-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver (06-06-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet (05-02-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea (04-12-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight (03-24-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood (03-06-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe (01-02-06, 2501)
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo (10-12-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2 (08-07-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW (06-28-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by Trebuchet King (04-22-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood (01-27-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy (12-14-04, 2502)
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo (11-14-04, 2500)
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish II (09-27-04, 2501)
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1 (08-28-04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight (08-17-04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe (07-08-04, 2502)
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good (05-19-04, 2500)
Splash Splash VII - The Coma Continues by Darkmaster (03-29-04, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100 (02-08-04, 2500)
Splash Splash V: Resuscitated by nav (01-05-04, 2500)
Rattle, Rattle by Adder (11-19-03, 2500)
Splash, Splash IV: The Legacy Continues by Tonto Simfish (09-03-03, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100 (06-23-03, 2500)
The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (10-17-2002 / 10-17-2008)
splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (?-?-01, 4823)
chirp chirp by dedkrikit (05-08-01, 2533)
Mooooooooo by cow_gone_mad (03-20-01, 7683)
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[This message has been edited by Lord Basse (edited 07-22-2011 @ 09:29 PM).]

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Basse
Squire
posted 02-17-11 02:54 PM CT (US)     1 / 2513  
Smurf!

Finally someone saved me!
Aro
AoKH Dictator
posted 02-17-11 02:58 PM CT (US)     2 / 2513  
REPOST: For those of you who were wondering where Aro has been this past week and shit... well... here you go and shit.



I won't include my angry comments on the unoriginality since this is different and I approve of different. But the fact that Basse got the first post sorta pisses me off, so I plan on complaining about that!
» Your attractive master.
» "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"
Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 02-17-11 02:59 PM CT (US)     3 / 2513  
VOTE FOR THIS THREAD TO BE THE OFFICAL ONE!
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morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 02-17-11 03:03 PM CT (US)     4 / 2513  
YOURE THE SAME GUY.

Ah well, at least the Aro's back. Even if he NEVER IS ON MY MSN ANYMORE.
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morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 02-17-11 03:10 PM CT (US)     5 / 2513  
What the goddamn hell Aro, you once gave me an unofficial warning for trolling! I AM MOST GLAD YOU ARE FIRED!
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Evil Tailor
Squire
(id: Other White Meat)
posted 02-17-11 03:27 PM CT (US)     6 / 2513  
I renounce Satan!

Sorry, I meant Stan. I embrace satan, but seriously, **** Stan.
"While I'm profaning I might as well do the whole f*cking thing."
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Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 02-17-11 04:31 PM CT (US)     7 / 2513  
I totally approve of this thread.
ᴥ "Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power we’d already be a class-III civilization and our rockets would’ve reached Andromeda by now." ᴥ
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["The prequels were great. They had some unironic high moments, laughable low points, and a cornucopia of memes. The sequels are just porridge and white noise." -Some internet rando.]
RON PAUL 2016
Squire
(id: Turty)
posted 02-17-11 04:40 PM CT (US)     8 / 2513  
teh Rools
Why thank you!

edit: also threw the previous splash list in there for you.

[This message has been edited by teh (edited 02-17-2011 @ 04:50 PM).]

Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 02-17-11 05:05 PM CT (US)     9 / 2513  
Thanks a lot!

Could you by any chance dig up the forummer brackets thingy I used in Get Medieval, and Cobra used in Brave New Thread? You could just post it in a reply, I'll be changing all the titles and names anyway.
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RON PAUL 2016
Squire
(id: Turty)
posted 02-17-11 05:09 PM CT (US)     10 / 2513  
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ax_man1
Squire
posted 02-17-11 08:58 PM CT (US)     11 / 2513  
Spamish Inquisition...hm, yes, I agree, this title is keeping with the tradition of SS names, so it's a keeper.
ax_man1

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Gwame
Squire
posted 02-17-11 09:09 PM CT (US)     12 / 2513  
Turty, what is that list and why am I in it?
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nav
Squire
(id: nav_2004)
posted 02-17-11 10:07 PM CT (US)     13 / 2513  
*makes next poster sit in... the comfy chair*

I feel like we've been surprised by the Spamish Inquisition before. *looks through old Splash Splash threads*

Ah yes, I was the Grand Subinquisitor last time around. I demand my old job back at once!

Also, I approve of this theme even though we've suffered the Inquisition once before.


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ax_man1
Squire
posted 02-17-11 10:53 PM CT (US)     14 / 2513  
A flock of starlings gives watchers the bird.

At least, that might be what they're doing...
ax_man1

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Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 02-17-11 11:13 PM CT (US)     15 / 2513  
Nature knows how to treat humans.
ᴥ "Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power we’d already be a class-III civilization and our rockets would’ve reached Andromeda by now." ᴥ
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["The prequels were great. They had some unironic high moments, laughable low points, and a cornucopia of memes. The sequels are just porridge and white noise." -Some internet rando.]
WinstonShnozwick
Squire
posted 02-17-11 11:43 PM CT (US)     16 / 2513  
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Dementor561
Squire
posted 02-18-11 00:04 AM CT (US)     17 / 2513  
hmm does bacon answer the question you are not posting?
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MawBTS
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(id: Bart Pimpson)
posted 02-18-11 00:23 AM CT (US)     18 / 2513  
Hey Aro!
Hi Winstyck! This is Aro posting from Bart's account! I'm a big stupid homo and the reason I got fired was because I used HG's 10 terabyte storage space to host all my homemade gay porn! Also, sometimes I eat a grape at the supermarket without paying for it!
EMPTY WORLD - INTENSE TRANSMISSIONS FROM HELL
TheLaughingMule
Lady Mule
posted 02-18-11 02:05 AM CT (US)     19 / 2513  
Here is one of Slim's Foxy Photos to grace the new Splash Splash.



Mule approved!

Bart, your siggy made us both laugh out loud, really.
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ax_man1
Squire
posted 02-18-11 02:59 AM CT (US)     20 / 2513  
Also, sometimes I eat a grape at the supermarket without paying for it!
50 lashes with a salami for your transgression.
ax_man1

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Popeychops
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posted 02-18-11 03:31 AM CT (US)     21 / 2513  
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(id: Bart Pimpson)
posted 02-18-11 07:14 AM CT (US)     22 / 2513  
50 lashes with a salami for your transgression.
I'm sure he would be on board with that.

By the way, would you slowly walk through this if someone paid you 5 grand?

EMPTY WORLD - INTENSE TRANSMISSIONS FROM HELL
Evil Tailor
Squire
(id: Other White Meat)
posted 02-18-11 07:25 AM CT (US)     23 / 2513  
Definitely would. Didn't you see that Indiana Jones movie where they just shook off spiders much bigger than that. I assume the bigger spiders are the more dangerous they are.
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morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 02-18-11 08:17 AM CT (US)     24 / 2513  
Seeing as there's nothing that regulates the qielding of flamethrowers during the challenge, yeah, I'd do it.
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Guard of Osiris
Squire
posted 02-18-11 09:29 AM CT (US)     25 / 2513  
Let's hope for a good splash splash
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