"That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today, I'm going to read it to you."
"Has it got any sports in it?"
"Are you kidding? Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Revenge. Giants. Monsters. Chases. Escapes. True love. Miracles."
"It doesn't sound too bad. I'll try and stay awake."
Oh. Well, thank you very much. It's very nice of you. Your confidence is overwhelming. All right..."
Breaking of rules will be punished in a way that is appropriate or in a way that is most entertaining to the host, although more likely appropriate.
Alive:
9. Dead_End - Booing Woman (Denier)
15. Thymole - Fezzik (Iron Mason)
Dead:
14. Abhaas - Prince Humperdink (Mafia Godfather, 1-shot Manipulator)
13. Dragonslayer - the Boy (Asker)
10. Draconian Devil - Assistant Brute (Deputy)
1. Popeychops - Valerie (Motivator)
5.
4. Coldviper - Yellin (Cop)
[This message has been edited by Sarn (edited 10-28-2011 @ 12:52 PM).]