Splash Splash XLI
The Splashclear Wasteland
Welcome to our little town in the middle of the wasteland, stranger. We don't have a lot of rules around here, just stay out of my face and you ain't gonna have no trouble from me. Other than that, lemme give you some advice, free of charge.
First of all, forget cookies. It's all about bottle caps now. Second, beware of the mutants, or "trolls" as we call 'em. When you see one, don't think twice before shooting it because it certainly won't think twice about reducing our whole little town to a mess.
And finally... get a damn gun, stranger.
There used to be some kind of a water reservoir around here back in the day, but when the bombs went off it fell into this lake here. They say the radiation transformed the fish in the reservoir into hideous beasts, while some say they were hideous beasts to begin with and were transformed to even more hideous beasts. Well, old wives' tales notwithstanding, I ain't going nowhere near that pond, even if there ain't a giant killer fish out for my head there the water ain't gonna do you any good.
Boing....
A moderator conspiracy led to the destruction of what was left of society in the desolate wasteland. We call for survivors to take up arms and organise a resistance and honour the martyr Evil Tailor, a.k.a. Other White Meat.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE!
Attention
The owner of post 1500 becomes a mod.
The owners of posts 1499 and 1501 get banned for a week.
- Management
[This message has been edited by Evil Tailor (edited 04-25-2012 @ 08:11 PM).]