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Topic Subject: Splash Splash XLVI - Dead Cthulhu Awakens
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posted 03-16-13 03:42 PM CT (US)   

oh god the sanity is flowing back in what is going on oh god the orthodoxy... THE ORTHODOXY!





“Take the case of courage. No quality has ever so much addled the brains and tangled the definitions of merely rational sages. Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of a readiness to die. 'He that will lose his life, the same shall save it,' is not a piece of mysticism for saints and heroes. It is a piece of everyday advice for sailors or mountaineers. It might be printed in an Alpine guide or a drill book. This paradox is the whole principle of courage; even of quite earthly or brutal courage. A man cut off by the sea may save his life if we will risk it on the precipice.

He can only get away from death by continually stepping within an inch of it. A soldier surrounded by enemies, if he is to cut his way out, needs to combine a strong desire for living with a strange carelessness about dying. He must not merely cling to life, for then he will be a coward, and will not escape. He must not merely wait for death, for then he will be a suicide, and will not escape. He must seek his life in a spirit of furious indifference to it; he must desire life like water and yet drink death like wine. No philosopher, I fancy, has ever expressed this romantic riddle with adequate lucidity, and I certainly have not done so. But Christianity has done more: it has marked the limits of it in the awful graves of the suicide and the hero, showing the distance between him who dies for the sake of living and him who dies for the sake of dying.”

" “The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums."
-G.K. Chesterton


CTHULHU FHTAGN!!!




Sanity check! And you all failed...

The blatant disregard for Dead Cthulhu for these other, weak gods has angered the Great Old Ones. They now wake and prepare to consume the world, because humans taste like pork. Allow the voiceless voices you hear to guide you in your descent into insanity, and perhaps Cthulhu will take mercy on you and devour you before madness fully consumes your mind.

The madness will only get worse as time goes on.

Rules (lolwut?)

  • That which is dead cannot die (Westeros understands the power of Dead Cthulhu)
  • Sanity is directly tied to your actions while Cthulu is awake


  • Resistance only quickens the madness
  • Keep your shotgun close, but it won't make you feel better
  • Madness is the only option
  • Cultists believe they can be saved by worshiping Cthulhu. They are right, to a degree; they are typically the first to be consumed
  • Primitive gods of men cannot help now...Cthulhu has already devoured them
  • The only thing that can give your mind sanctuary is, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
  • The above chant is useless now that Cthulhu walks among us





    Those Still Sane













    Insane/Delerious/Now a Pony
    Slartibartfast
    CarolKarine
    Lurker
    scragins
    Watson
    Mithril Knight
    Major Helper
    TitanKing
    Lord Basse
    TLM
    ax_man1

    Consumed (Forumers)
    Stroke/Fartmaster
    John the Late
    DEVESTATOR
    HockeySam18
    rofl
    Aro
    trebuchet king
    Popeychops
    Felix36
    Phil (just because)
    TheIanOakley
    Windows ME
    Lord Sipia

    Consumed (Worldwide)
    4,111,532,744












    Cities Destroyed
    Tokyo
    Jakarta
    Mecca
    Los Angeles
    London
    New Orleans
    Berlin
    Cape Town
    Beijing
    Cairo
    Rome


    Cities With Cult Activity
    San Fransisco
    Lima
    Moscow
    Boston
    Baltimore
    Liverpool
    Frankfurt
    Stockholm
    Dubai
    Calcutta
    Melbourne


    Total Number of Cultists
    2,660,891












    Run as far or as much as you want. There is no escaping the voiceless voice. You are already devoured.



    (Possibly the safest place to be at the moment)



    (The first that were devoured)

    Sigposts:
    1 - John the Late
    12 - John the Late (consumed for whining, because Cthulhu does not like whining, and getting two sigposts in a row)
    69 - ax_man1
    100 - Moff

    108 - Dead_End (because DEVESTATOR double-posted. Cthulhu subsequently devoured him)
    250 - Felix36
    500 - Moff
    666 - Watson
    1000 - HockeySam18
    1111 - HockeySam18
    1234 - Lord Basse
    1337 - John the Late (because reason and sanity have been devoured and JoL was expelled when Cthulhu had a cosmic case of the runs)
    1500 - Watson
    1666 - HockeySam18
    2000 - John the Late (it was Moff's fault)
    2222 - Major Helper (because Cthulhu wills it)
    2345 - 1940 Tour de France (because time itself is coming undone)
    2500 - everyone (in r heartz)

    Secret Sigpost(s):




    444 - Moff
    1001 - Sir Cocknballs
    1835 - Lord_Fadawah


    2233 - ax_man1


    -

    Prior Splashes:


    Splash Splash XLV - The Vatican of Pope Popeychops I by Popeychops (13-1-1, 2502)
    Splash Splash XLIV: The Year That Never Should Have Been by CarolKarine (31-12-12*, 2502)
    Splash Splash XLIII - The Dark Side Of The Splash by Felix36 (07-31-12, 2502)
    Splash Splash XLII: Aperture Science by TitanKing (05-10-12, 2529)
    Splash Splash XLI: The Splashclear Wasteland by Other White Meat (2-24-12, 2573)
    Splash Splash XL: Splashplotation! by Lord Basse (11-28-11, 2541)
    Splash Splash XXXIX - The Gentlemen's Banquet by Turty (07-22-11, 2514)
    Splash Splash XXXVIII - The Spamish Inquisition by Lord Basse (02-17-11, 2513)
    Splash Splash XXXVII - AoKH Gazette Times Weekly by morgoth bauglir (07-26-10, 2513)
    Splash Splash XXXVI -- Ultra Hip Old School Edition by Aro (07-20-08, 1900)
    Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud (02-22-08, 2501)
    Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu (10-25-07, 2542)
    Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk (08-30-07, 2514)
    Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse (08-02-07, 2511)
    Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily (5-20-07, 2557)
    Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea (03-03-07, 2523)
    Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud (01-01-07, 2500)
    Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre (11-20-06, 2500)
    Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over byThunder77 (09-20-06, 2500)
    Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav (07-31-06, 2500)
    Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver (06-06-06, 2500)
    Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet (05-02-06, 2500)
    Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea (04-12-06, 2500)
    Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight (03-24-06, 2500)
    Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood (03-06-06, 2500)
    Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe (01-02-06, 2501)
    Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo (10-12-05, 2500)
    Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2 (08-07-05, 2500)
    Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW (06-28-05, 2500)
    Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by trebuchet king (04-22-05, 2500)
    Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood (01-27-05, 2500)
    Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy (12-14-04, 2502)
    Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo (11-14-04, 2500)
    Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish II (09-27-04, 2501)
    Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1 (08-28-04, 2500)
    Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight (08-17-04, 2500)
    Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe (07-08-04, 2502)
    Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good (05-19-04, 2500)
    Splash Splash VII - The Coma Continues by Darkmaster (03-29-04, 2500)
    Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100 (02-08-04, 2500)
    Splash Splash V: Resuscitated by nav (01-05-04, 2500)
    Rattle, Rattle by Adder (11-19-03, 2500)
    Splash, Splash IV: The Legacy Continues by Tonto Simfish (09-03-03, 2500)
    Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100 (06-23-03, 2500)
    The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (10-17-2002 / 10-17-2008, 23613)
    splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (?-?-01, 4823)
    chirp chirp by dedkrikit (05-08-01, 2533)
    Mooooooooo by cow_gone_mad (03-20-01, 7683)




    ax_man1

    Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
    Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are

    [This message has been edited by Felix Waters (edited 06-06-2013 @ 04:16 PM).]

  • Replies:
    posted 03-16-13 03:42 PM CT (US)     1 / 2500  
    no
    posted 03-16-13 03:42 PM CT (US)     2 / 2500  
    Curses, John. I was going for first.

    [This message has been edited by Felix36 (edited 03-16-2013 @ 03:43 PM).]

    posted 03-16-13 03:42 PM CT (US)     3 / 2500  
    This

    Member of BlackForest Studios
    Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
    and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
    "Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
    "Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
    "You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
    posted 03-16-13 03:44 PM CT (US)     4 / 2500  
    Why the hell is 12 a sigpost?!

    "His name has to be sneezed out" - Aro
    "Slobberingbastardfart" - Scud
    "Slutty-barf-fast" - Mozzarella Man


    You should join I am Jack's Mafia
    posted 03-16-13 03:45 PM CT (US)     5 / 2500  
    Resistance only quickens the madness.

    ax_man1

    Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
    Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are
    posted 03-16-13 03:46 PM CT (US)     6 / 2500  
    What is it with me and locking at 2502?
    posted 03-16-13 03:47 PM CT (US)     7 / 2500  
    Amen.
    Felix, can you come on skype so we can arrage a minute for me to edit the last sigpost?

    Member of BlackForest Studios
    Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
    and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
    "Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
    "Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
    "You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile

    [This message has been edited by Popeychops (edited 03-16-2013 @ 03:47 PM).]

    posted 03-16-13 03:48 PM CT (US)     8 / 2500  
    What is it with me and locking at 2502?
    I'd have laughed if you'd locked it at 2499.

    ax_man1

    Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
    Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are
    posted 03-16-13 03:48 PM CT (US)     9 / 2500  
    Resistance only quickens the madness.
    Madness?
    THIS
    IS
    ...
    No wait, it defenitely is madness.

    "Have you ever had a dream that you thought was impossible to achieve? Well, some people say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day! So you can definitely do it."
    --Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom

    "British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
    --Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late
    posted 03-16-13 03:49 PM CT (US)     10 / 2500  
    1. I want my last Sigpost acknowledged Edit: Now that the picture is gone, I want it even more @Felix: I wasn't aware you were that serious. And that pic was absolutely great.

    2. I do not want a Cthulu SS

    [This message has been edited by John the Late (edited 03-16-2013 @ 03:55 PM).]

    posted 03-16-13 03:50 PM CT (US)     11 / 2500  
    2. I do not want a Cthulu SS
    Stop posting in this one and set up an alternative, pronto! It's probably too late though.

    "His name has to be sneezed out" - Aro
    "Slobberingbastardfart" - Scud
    "Slutty-barf-fast" - Mozzarella Man


    You should join I am Jack's Mafia
    posted 03-16-13 03:50 PM CT (US)     12 / 2500  
    mmh

    [This message has been edited by John the Late (edited 09-05-2015 @ 00:45 AM).]

    posted 03-16-13 03:51 PM CT (US)     13 / 2500  
    Stop posting in this one and set up an alternative, pronto! It's probably too late though.
    Where's Moff's candidate?
    posted 03-16-13 03:53 PM CT (US)     14 / 2500  
    I approve.

    Proud owner of Splash Splash XLIV: Leave it there for someone to find, Which is on record for being the fastest thread to reach 2500 posts - which was completed in 28 hours and 17 minutes, from start to finish!
    Yeah, the republican party is pretty much one big schizophrenic ball of contradictions nowadays. - Ax_man1
    double post for milestone, then relentlessly bash on the community for the hell of it... stay classy thymole. - Lurker
    posted 03-16-13 03:55 PM CT (US)     15 / 2500  
    The only SS moff would produce is a pony one

    Member of BlackForest Studios
    Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
    and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
    "Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
    "Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
    "You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
    posted 03-16-13 04:01 PM CT (US)     16 / 2500  
    The only SS moff would produce is a pony one
    Then I could go on and hate around without respite for... how long it would last.

    Also: I am not only consumed but insane as well.
    posted 03-16-13 04:01 PM CT (US)     17 / 2500  
    Moff seems to have just... disappeared.
    posted 03-16-13 04:03 PM CT (US)     18 / 2500  
    Scallops must've got him.

    ax_man1

    Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
    Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are
    posted 03-16-13 04:03 PM CT (US)     19 / 2500  
    Felix why did you remove my picture in the last SS?
    And shouldn't it be the Late the Late?

    [This message has been edited by John the Late (edited 09-05-2015 @ 00:45 AM).]

    posted 03-16-13 04:08 PM CT (US)     20 / 2500  
    Felix why did you remove my picture in the last SS?
    I said no more war memes a little while before.
    posted 03-16-13 04:20 PM CT (US)     21 / 2500  
    *obligatory post*

    ►►►►Mithril Knight◄◄◄◄
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    ¡Viva México!
    My Coat of Arms
    posted 03-16-13 04:26 PM CT (US)     22 / 2500  
    Dammit Felix! I didn't mean that kind of Pony S.S.!

    Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
    Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
    Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
    posted 03-16-13 04:34 PM CT (US)     23 / 2500  
    posted 03-16-13 05:30 PM CT (US)     24 / 2500  
    *throws grenade at post 27*
    posted 03-16-13 05:48 PM CT (US)     25 / 2500  
    This post is paralleled between both SS candidates.

    Whichever thread has had the largest number of different forummers post in it by when I wake up wins. If they somehow tie, then most overall posts win. If you don't like an SS, then don't post in it.

    I would have declared a winner earlier but I went out of the house to do things.
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