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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-06-13 04:42 PM CT (US)   

Splash Splash
Episode XLVII



Please rise for the galactic anthem.


To ensure that we will always stand together, that we will always speak with a single voice and act with a single hand, the Republic must change. We must evolve. We must grow. We have become an empire in fact; let us become an Empire in name as well! We are the first Galactic Empire! ...An Empire of laws, not of politicians! An Empire devoted to the preservation of a just society. Of a safe and secure society! We are an Empire that will stand ten thousand years!
-His Imperial Majesty Palpatine I

Join the Empire! See the galaxy in complete safety while keeping it safe for others!




Command Posts:
1 - Lurkur
69 - RedHandedJill
100 - MithrilKnight
421 - Sir Coquenbolls (Bonus point for discussing his own)
500 - John the Late
1000 - Lord Sipia*
1138 - Lord Sipia*
1500 - Thymole
2000 - Dead_End*
2500 - Under hostile control!

*Conditionally


Excellent. I must now change my pantaloons; it appears I have shat myself.
-His Imperial Majesty Palpatine I


The Garbage Compactor

The only suitable mechanism for... reforming Rebel anarchists and terrorists.




Loyal Imperials
Grand Moff Felix
Grand Moff Moff
Colonel Lurkur
Lance Corporal Major HockeySam18
Private Coquenbolls
Private Popeychops

Cowed Civilians
RedHandedJill
MithrilKnight
Morgoth




Rebel Scum
General ax_man1
Major Helper
Lord Sipia




Reformed Rebels
trebuchet king
Jetkill Fastmurder
Jetkill Fastmurder (Because spam)






Prior Splashes:

Splash Splash XLVI - Dead Cthulhu Awakens by ax_man1 (6-6-13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLV - The Vatican of Pope Popeychops I by Popeychops (1-1-13, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIV: The Year That Never Should Have Been by CarolKarine (12-31-12*, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIII - The Dark Side Of The Splash by Felix36 (07-31-12, 2502)
Splash Splash XLII: Aperture Science by TitanKing (05-10-12, 2529)
Splash Splash XLI: The Splashclear Wasteland by Other White Meat (2-24-12, 2573)
Splash Splash XL: Splashplotation! by Lord Basse (11-28-11, 2541)
Splash Splash XXXIX - The Gentlemen's Banquet by Turty (07-22-11, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXVIII - The Spamish Inquisition by Lord Basse (02-17-11, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVII - AoKH Gazette Times Weekly by morgoth bauglir (07-26-10, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVI -- Ultra Hip Old School Edition by Aro (07-20-08, 1900)
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud (02-22-08, 2501)
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu (10-25-07, 2542)
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk (08-30-07, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse (08-02-07, 2511)
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily (5-20-07, 2557)
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea (03-03-07, 2523)
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud (01-01-07, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre (11-20-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over byThunder77 (09-20-06, 2500)
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav (07-31-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver (06-06-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet (05-02-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea (04-12-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight (03-24-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood (03-06-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe (01-02-06, 2501)
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo (10-12-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2 (08-07-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW (06-28-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by trebuchet king (04-22-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood (01-27-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy (12-14-04, 2502)
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo (11-14-04, 2500)
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish II (09-27-04, 2501)
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1 (08-28-04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight (08-17-04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe (07-08-04, 2502)
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good (05-19-04, 2500)
Splash Splash VII - The Coma Continues by Darkmaster (03-29-04, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100 (02-08-04, 2500)
Splash Splash V: Resuscitated by nav (01-05-04, 2500)
Rattle, Rattle by Adder (11-19-03, 2500)
Splash, Splash IV: The Legacy Continues by Tonto Simfish (09-03-03, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100 (06-23-03, 2500)
The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (10-17-2002 / 10-17-2008, 23613)
splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (?-?-01, 4823)
chirp chirp by dedkrikit (05-08-01, 2533)
Mooooooooo by cow_gone_mad (03-20-01, 7683)

*XLIV is the fastest splashing on record, lasting a mere 28 hours, 17 minutes
Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?

[This message has been edited by Moff (edited 10-02-2013 @ 09:17 AM).]

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Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 06-06-13 04:42 PM CT (US)     1 / 2500  
ᴥ "Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power we’d already be a class-III civilization and our rockets would’ve reached Andromeda by now." ᴥ
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["The prequels were great. They had some unironic high moments, laughable low points, and a cornucopia of memes. The sequels are just porridge and white noise." -Some internet rando.]
RedHandedJill
Cardinal Sinner
posted 06-06-13 04:43 PM CT (US)     2 / 2500  
*splash*
"Then ready yourself Peter Pan, for I am Red Handed Jill"
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 06-06-13 04:43 PM CT (US)     3 / 2500  
Good, good. Let the splashes flow through you.
Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Feliks
Squire
(id: Joshooarh)
posted 06-06-13 04:43 PM CT (US)     4 / 2500  
Feliks
Squire
(id: Joshooarh)
posted 06-06-13 04:44 PM CT (US)     5 / 2500  
Also, did anyone see what number I locked the last thread at? Eh? Did ya?

[This message has been edited by Joshooarh (edited 11-10-2013 @ 03:59 AM).]

Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-06-13 04:45 PM CT (US)     6 / 2500  
I did. I thought mine was going to overshoot in fact, hence the... scintillating content.

...I do believe that's the second Splash Splash I've finished, too.
Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 06-06-13 04:45 PM CT (US)     7 / 2500  
Yes we did.
ᴥ "Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power we’d already be a class-III civilization and our rockets would’ve reached Andromeda by now." ᴥ
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["The prequels were great. They had some unironic high moments, laughable low points, and a cornucopia of memes. The sequels are just porridge and white noise." -Some internet rando.]
RedHandedJill
Cardinal Sinner
posted 06-06-13 04:47 PM CT (US)     8 / 2500  
Very clever Felix.
The force was with you.
"Then ready yourself Peter Pan, for I am Red Handed Jill"
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 06-06-13 04:48 PM CT (US)     9 / 2500  
It does please me that we finally have a 2500 SS.
Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-06-13 04:48 PM CT (US)     10 / 2500  
The Dark Side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.
Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Feliks
Squire
(id: Joshooarh)
posted 06-06-13 04:49 PM CT (US)     11 / 2500  
It does please me that we finally have a 2500 SS.
I know right. It's been about five years.
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-06-13 04:50 PM CT (US)     12 / 2500  
Hmm. If I had a better understanding of table coding, I could break up the categories by rank and add a cute little Imperial rank plaque on top of each...
Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
RedHandedJill
Cardinal Sinner
posted 06-06-13 04:51 PM CT (US)     13 / 2500  
I spent today at the beach
It was beautiful and sunny, and I waded in the sea. And my SPF 50 suncream didn't fail me I'm still as pale as ever.
"Then ready yourself Peter Pan, for I am Red Handed Jill"
Feliks
Squire
(id: Joshooarh)
posted 06-06-13 04:52 PM CT (US)     14 / 2500  
Also, whilst I think of it, does anyone here snapchat?

I'm anekafan99

[This message has been edited by Felix Waters (edited 06-06-2013 @ 04:52 PM).]

Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 06-06-13 04:54 PM CT (US)     15 / 2500  
And my SPF 50 suncream didn't fail me
I browned off today just from an hour in the car.
Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
RedHandedJill
Cardinal Sinner
posted 06-06-13 04:58 PM CT (US)     16 / 2500  
I refuse to get in the SnapChap crowd, all my friends do in and they just pull funny faces at the oddest of times.
I browned off today just from an hour in the car.

You're lucky. i'm one of those few who struggle to get a tan. i tend to go straight to bright red and then peal.
"Then ready yourself Peter Pan, for I am Red Handed Jill"
morgoth bauglir
Squire
posted 06-06-13 05:05 PM CT (US)     17 / 2500  








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ax_man1
Squire
posted 06-06-13 05:53 PM CT (US)     18 / 2500  
Wtf, Felix?

Oh well, since Felix was an ass...



*fires up X-Wing*

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are

[This message has been edited by ax_man1 (edited 06-06-2013 @ 06:03 PM).]

Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-06-13 05:56 PM CT (US)     19 / 2500  
TREASON!
Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
ax_man1
Squire
posted 06-06-13 06:04 PM CT (US)     20 / 2500  
Felix's fault.
ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are
ax_man1
Squire
posted 06-06-13 06:18 PM CT (US)     21 / 2500  
You're lucky. i'm one of those few who struggle to get a tan. i tend to go straight to bright red and then peal.
You're not going to tan if you use 50 spf. Use something like 15 or 25 spf.

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are

[This message has been edited by ax_man1 (edited 06-06-2013 @ 06:25 PM).]

Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-06-13 06:29 PM CT (US)     22 / 2500  
Just think of the tan you can get as one of those superlaser shaft guys.
Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
ax_man1
Squire
posted 06-06-13 07:08 PM CT (US)     23 / 2500  
You'd first have to survive the massive radiation poisoning.
ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are
Mithril Knight
Squire
posted 06-06-13 07:12 PM CT (US)     24 / 2500  
*obligatory post in the new SS*
►►►►Mithril Knight◄◄◄◄
My Works
¡Viva México!
My Coat of Arms
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 06-06-13 07:19 PM CT (US)     25 / 2500  
You'd first have to survive the massive radiation poisoning.
What radiation?
Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
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