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Topic Subject: new capaihn dezine TEAN!!!11

The Downward Spiral
Squire

posted 04-21-01 07:41 PM CT (US)

yo im making a really cool design team and its going to be really cool and its going to be THE BEST cuz i'm leading it!!!!i know EVERYONE's gonna wanna join, but i can only aloud the best cuz i'm the best and my dezine tean's the best and i gotta keep it small and i gotta yeah you know.

so everyone sign up!!! everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 remember, my dezine team is best cuz i'm leading it. come on guys im viking brasekor!!!!!!!!!! so i know your al gonna want to join, and dont gets mad at em if i dont ascxept you cuz im the bsert and i need really good people and all so you know.

my design team's name's gonna be "VIKING EVANGING RAVENGERS!"j

so I know everyone wawnts to join VER but its for PROFESSIONALS only. here's a few thibngs you might want to know about viking evanging ravengers:

1.) i emailed ensemble studios yesterday about them hosting us. im sure they will, i mean who would be stupid enough to turn down a offer by tbe famous viking braserkor.
4.) i emailed angel socrateius about diong a layout and i know he'll say ok so we'll def have a mad cool layout!
13.) im accepting 100 scenario designers and we're all gonna work on my capain "VIKING RIVENGE!" and its gonna be so cool cuz im making it
7.) im accepting 25 history deziners, 25 mod packers, and 25 ai mekers, and 25 website managers, and 25 avi makers.
21.) our domane name's going to was "www.viking evanging ravengers.vik" i emailed our nhosts about getting the .vik thing at the end of our address and im sur ethey'll do it somehow. dont worry ill handle it cuz im vikingbraserkor

NOW, <start bold here>if you want to join, look at the folloinwg REQUREMIENTS<stop bold here>

-all applicants must be above 21 years of age
-scenario designers must have 5 campaigns complete to prove they are ABIOVE ENSEMBLE STUDISO quality
-all other positions mjust have 10 samples to prove that they are ABOIVE ENSMBLE STUDIOS quality
-you must put 23.8-23.9 hours of work into your desgin team partenrship.

<start giant text here>IF YOU FAIL TO COOPERATE, YOU WILL BE BANDED FROM VIKING EVANGING RAVENGERS <start even bigger text><start bold>FOREVER!!!<end all special font stuff here>

As you can see i'm a professional, a master scenario designer, i have leadership skills, webmaster ship skills (see i know <start bold>htlm<end boold> ) abnd all.

VER's 225 man (no women allowed) staff will be full soon, so try out while you can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

-V(IKNG BRASERORKER!

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davecasa
Banned

posted 04-21-01 07:53 PM CT (US) 1 / 28

I'll join!!! Don't worry, i'm kidding.

Matei
Squire

posted 04-21-01 07:53 PM CT (US) 2 / 28

...sounds fun...

Sorry TDS but I'm already in Woad.

^{I didn't expect TDS to go down to this level ...}

Programmer on 0 A.D., author of Norse Wars, co-author of Fort Wars.

[This message has been edited by Matei (edited 04-21-2001 @ 07:54 PM).]

dragons89
Squire

posted 04-21-01 07:54 PM CT (US) 3 / 28

Hmmm......some hard requirements there...especially the over 21 age thing.

I thought you retired from being an angel! Your sig still says you are. Change it.

Bon
Banned

posted 04-21-01 08:55 PM CT (US) 4 / 28

How much will you pay us? I wont work for 25$ an hour or less!!! I'll be your manager, scalper,publistiter drug-deale... errr keeper awayer.... heheheheheee.....

Shadows
HG Angel
(id: shadows166)

posted 04-21-01 11:59 PM CT (US) 5 / 28

At it again TDS?Seems like some of the newer people don't get it

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Filthydelphia
Squire
(id: Al_Kharn the Great)

posted 04-22-01 00:59 AM CT (US) 6 / 28

Oh my god... he's gone insane...

load up the shotgun...

(who feels like making a new login name... V)iking braserkor sounds nice )

[This message has been edited by Al_Kharn the Great (edited 04-22-2001 @ 01:04 AM).]

EightBall
Squire

posted 04-22-01 01:11 AM CT (US) 7 / 28

Ah, memories of the last time TDS went mad.

e i g h t B a l l

Rasher
HG Alumnus
(id: Angel Rasher)

posted 04-22-01 01:31 AM CT (US) 8 / 28

hehe... this post brings back some memories. It's rather amusing what people will believe, as well

roMaximum
Squire

posted 04-22-01 01:39 AM CT (US) 9 / 28

<sarcasm>Hmmmm, are you for real? You wouldn't just be making fun of all the new design teams out there created by newbies, would ya?<end sarcasm>

old_ager
Squire

posted 04-22-01 02:31 AM CT (US) 10 / 28

I needed a good laugh today...

"Old bastards play too!!"

The Downward Spiral
Squire

posted 04-22-01 07:44 AM CT (US) 11 / 28

LOL... Like I said, I was bored.

Viking Braserk will be back. You just wait, its not the end of him!

-TDS

David
HG Alumnus

posted 04-22-01 08:51 AM CT (US) 12 / 28

Shouldn't you have posted that with your viking braserkar name?

But it might be better like this, or some people that wasn't her the last time might take you seriously.

davecasa
Banned

posted 04-22-01 09:38 AM CT (US) 13 / 28

He should have dont it under Viking Braserker. That would have been histerical if a bunch of people emailed him and asked to sign up.

Firebird
OD Core Group

posted 04-22-01 10:16 AM CT (US) 14 / 28

never underestimate the power of idiots.

Help HG get rid of Firebird

Danish Viking
Squire

posted 04-22-01 10:46 AM CT (US) 15 / 28

Aahh....this brings back memories from the Vikings Revenge on England after 1000 years of war or some.

Bearded_Dragon
Squire

posted 04-22-01 02:54 PM CT (US) 16 / 28

LOL!

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EightBall
Squire

posted 04-22-01 03:11 PM CT (US) 17 / 28

Is there still room, or have you filled all 100 spots yet?

_sarcasm

e i g h t B a l l

M Sadai
Squire

posted 04-22-01 03:40 PM CT (US) 18 / 28

OO OO I want to join sign me up!!!! Um wait, just kidding!

. Sadai ~
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rigoman2000
Squire

posted 04-22-01 05:08 PM CT (US) 19 / 28

Quoted from another post I made:
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The reason for creating so many scenario design teams is because some people have an insane introverted personality provoqued by today's daily life pressure and wrong systematical schematics, which affect greatly the average individual as prooved by the theme dealt about. The capitalist system schematics are by then totally wrong and should be reformed to a more socialised scheme, altough not going so far as the extremist URSS. That was a special case, provoqued by the crisis Russia was going through at the time of World War I. As an example of how a society more interested in the average individual than in superwealthy millionares affects more positively the individual, I will mention... Oh, d@mmit, which was the original theme?
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This brings me memories of Mr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide. TDS, never leave us. Here, we all love you(everyone switch off their obscene interpretation mode while they read this. If you don't, I will spam your e-mail).

VVeeD_
Squire

posted 04-23-01 10:25 AM CT (US) 20 / 28

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Angel Nazgul
Member
(id: Nazgul Lord)

posted 04-23-01 01:33 PM CT (US) 21 / 28

LOL! The Viking returns!!! heh heh... never leave us TDS

ANGEL NAZGUL
Heaven Games Angel
Come not between the Nazgul and his prey...

Shiva
HG Alumnus

posted 04-23-01 03:11 PM CT (US) 22 / 28

That was really funny. I remember the last time you made a joke like that. To think some people believed it! lOL ROFL!!

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Cerwin_Vega
Squire

posted 04-23-01 06:10 PM CT (US) 23 / 28

That was soooo funny!!

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