I'm officially announcing my candidacy as Vice President of the Impeached Party.

This is an anti-morgoth ad.

Huh? Party name? lol, I AM THE PARTY, BITCH!

*disclaimer* While the above banner implies that you have a "right to vote" for anyone you want (absurd, eh?), I'd like to stress that the only course of action you can take during this "election", it's only giving your vote for me, as obviously your Deity/rolemodel/mommy intended.

While all other partys these days orientate themselves around a tight community of pricks (a scientific term for dissidents from the Morgoth), Morgoth Bauglir the Conqueror, also known as Quaazi (translation from a superior language: The World) is the jack-of-all-trades. Under the rule of the Mighty Lord of Angband, white people, black people, mexicans, canadians, christians, jews, muslims, atheists, pagans, homosexuals (skip the lewd urges, though), crippled folk, the intellectuals and the plain ignorant (yeah, you know who I'm talking about), come together under the flag of progress, unity and prosperity. No hippies though, hippies are dirty.

Whatever you want, you get. Be a right-winger, left-winger, capitalist or commie (lol), thou shalt hath thine bidding, as long as it fits into Morgoths vision. No election promises, we all know they never get fulfilled anyway.

Unbiased opinions plain lies may or may not be included

Aro: Oh, yeah, Morgoth's liek awesome. I'm liek, totally his bitch. My own party is just a scam, you know.
Scud: I must admit, amidst all this frolicking and flamboyance, I have never doubted Morgoth's brilliant skills, that are vastly superior to my girly wrists.
Julius: *worship-worship*
Ornlu:...

actually, screw that. Ornlu's cool.

Uhh, yeah. So don't escape the inevitable. You'll vote for me anyway, your perverse side demands it.

Right now I'm thinking Basse of Boogie Down Productions will get my vote. We shall see...

The Disraeli Dance Party is proud to announce Matt LiVecchi as Deputy!

Right, I get to launch my smear campaign against Impeached now.

This post is a party political broadcast by The Disraeli Dance Party:

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Excerpt from the BPD Election Manifest

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1. THERE WILL BE CHANGE

        Four long years, that’s how long we’ve waited and longed for change. Now, I’m not going to sound like a traditional anti-
        Bush speaker (I hope), but this place is in desperate need of changes. Because of the Arocratic government and their evil
        leaders, unknown taxes have sent money to the EXCO in order to make them swim in gold coins, like a pack of Uncle
        Scrooges. The overall awesomeness of this place has fallen to fearfully low levels and the site hasn’t been updated since
        1872, except this recent “boom of updates and news”, which is a PR trick for the election to come. Pathetic Arocrats.

        If you vote BPD in this election, I will make sure order is restored and made better. The levels of awesomeness will rise;
        random awesomeness will rise with 350% and ordinary awesomeness with 200%, in the first month! All who work against
        this change – i.e. the other parties – are enemies of awesomeness which we together – with my lead – must hunt down
        and kill. Well, at least oppress, until they start thinking otherwise.

        The overall morality of this place will rise as well. No more use or producing on baby oil – this immoral, Arocrat
        “invention” has existed long enough, the slaughter must come to an end. Gun laws will be harsher. Everyone – including
        Surge and, especially, Dantares – must use both hands. ALWAYS. Even when you’re hunting oppositional enemies with salt
        guns.

        Finally, the lifelong enemy of every working man and woman will be defeated once and for all – Mondays will become
        Basserdays and act as the third day of the weekend.

        The old dysfunctional system will be gone, a new effective one put in place. Elect me and I’ll appoint a tight group of
        people – led by me of course – that do all the work for you. The forums need a parliament for now, and when this group
        has succeeded where the mods couldn’t, there will be no need for mods anymore. The best leaders will lead the way to the
        future, and the greater good of us all. Except our enemies, naturally.

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[This message has been edited by Lord Basse (edited 10-08-2008 @ 02:55 PM).]

[This message has been edited by Matt LiVecchi (edited 10-08-2008 @ 02:53 PM).]

Pfft. You fool; Nixon is our emblem because he managed so many things without impeachment.

[This message has been edited by Impeached (edited 10-08-2008 @ 03:04 PM).]

*snicker*

Disraeli is spinning in his grave at matty's spelling.

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Excerpt from the BPD Election Manifest

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1. LIEK LOOK AT ME I AM A HTML USING FAG, BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY, I'M JUST TRYING TO LOOK IMPORTANT

"No need for a manifesto, order will be maintained but as Disraeli says we need to rave."

"Vote Rave, Vote Disreaeli Dance Party"

The only party that demands a recount if they *win*!

You think so? Surge and I will outright refuse to accept the presidency if we win. We're content with sniping from the sidelines.

Incidentally, the campaigns so far have been dire. Raise the standards guys, to stop this election becoming even more farcical than it already is.

the campaigns so far have been dire. Raise the standards guys, to stop this election becoming even more farcical than it already is.

I'm only using this a vehicle for eccentric images based on the juxataposition of a 19th century politician and rave culture, throwing in the odd piece of farcial humour based message aimed at "the competition".

Here at the Disreali Dance Party it's all fun, seriousness and schemeing kill the mood; Disreali says rave!

[This message has been edited by Scud (edited 10-08-2008 @ 03:24 PM).]

Surge and I will outright refuse to accept the presidency if we win.

Duh, you HAVE a custom title.

The Bryce Eats Everything, Rawr! Party.
President: fattybryce
Vice President: I did have somebody, but I ate them. So postion is avalible.

YOU, yes, you. Are you sick of always being so ugly?, are you sick of people gaging everytime they see your face?, are you, yes you, sick of being compared to Morgoth? Well vote for B.E.E.R and I can give you my personal promise that if I win, you will no longer be outcaste because of your face, you will no longer be the ugly one, because every person that votes for me will personaly recieve FREE, yes FREE, beer to help you look sexier then ever! DON'T BE THE UGLY ONE ANY LONGER, VOTE B.E.E.R!

What we will do for you!
- make you look like the atractive sexy beast you are. (on the inside)
- Lower taxes by not just 90%, but 91%!
- FREE BEER
- My love <3

So you know what you have to do!, get pist and tick B.E.E.R on the list!

Aro: Oh, yeah, Morgoth's liek awesome. I'm liek, totally his bitch. My own party is just a scam, you know.

This was a private conversation!

I forgot to address an important concern; recently, we were unfairly attacked by the BDP Party. We’ve all heard the “BDP”’s myths about the Arocratic Party; now it’s time for some facts, about our *real* record in the last four years:

Forum activity and site update rates down by 83%, 99%; no more dealing with disracting n00b posts or pesky site updates!

Turns your Mod squad into an ineffective bureaucracy; you can forum without the risk of being banned!

Increase of straight-to-the-EXCO taxes by 200%; why should *you* have to pay them, when we can take your money and pay them for you?!

Change of the People’s view of Aro from “cool mod” to “God”, as Aro intended!

With that kind of progress, you can easily see why we're the best candidates! Why bother with another God, when you can vote for the other God? Vote Aro/sly '08.

And... my daily batch of propaganda....

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» Your attractive master.
» "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"

[This message has been edited by Aro (edited 10-08-2008 @ 09:48 PM).]

I'm glad to see this concept revised in this election year. Perhaps we should extend the campaigning period another week or two. Last time the duration of the campaign trail made a huge difference in the outcome, as romanticized by Aro in the other thread.

Be forewarned: if history repeats itself, as it often does, whoever wins this election loses.
watchwood: voted President of AoKH in 2004
watchwood: voted Most Hated Forumer of AoKH in 2004

Man, you guys are really propagandaing yourselves up on these adds! (Its punny. Laugh damnit!)

Before I make my decision on who to vote for, I have a few questions for all the candidates:

1) If elected, what percentage do you think the runaway inflation of ego that will rapidly follow your election will be? More than several percent?

2) Would you be for or against closing a thread before its third trimester?

3) Should immigrants from other forums be deported? Or should they just trim posts until they can afford green cards?

1) 300%.

2) Yes.

3) These immigrants would secretly be shipped weapons by yours truly, and be put through rigorous 'I Hate AoKH' training.

[This message has been edited by Impeached (edited 10-09-2008 @ 00:58 AM).]

Man, you guys are really propagandaing yourselves up on these adds! (Its punny. Laugh damnit!)

I'm not sure what I love more, your beautiful jokes or your beautiful vote. For clerical reasons, let's let it be both. Obviously me being the first to post means I care more about you (and by extension, your vote) than the other candidates. (IMPEACHED, DAMN YOU. OFF THE POLITICAL RECORD, BUT YOU DO NOT COUNT. )

1) If elected, what percentage do you think the runaway inflation of ego that will rapidly follow your election will be? More than several percent?

A good president doesn't ask questions, thus, I am not going to ask what you meant by this confusing question and just skip it, going right to another issue near and dear to the hearts of our illustrious grouping of human beings we call "post count farmers".

Global HeavenCare. We all need help occasionally, my friends... ya know, I remember my old smurf, ax; he desperately needed account maintenance, because for whatever reason, he couldn't even see his post count. I mean... *tear comes to eye* damn it people, he could've had the chance, and I blame the ineffective policies of my competitors for what happened. You know, it was so hard, having to find him, and tell him his post count, every damn day. (It's 8474. 10-4 good buddy, keep fightin' them spammers up in there! ) And that is why I think I would make a catalyptical President.

2) Would you be for or against closing a thread before its third trimester?

Although I'm personally against it, I believe that is up to the forum to decide. But at the same time, I wouldn't veto a mandate and I don't hesitate to change my mind on the issues even as I'm discussing them, because I'm *versatile*, I change and bring you fresh, new laws that everybody needs, thus, I would be pro-closing of all threads, as long as the state agreed, and on that note, I am also against the issue because I'm *versatile*, I don't let logic get the best of me, I let my flow of conciousness do the talking and that is why I think I would make an awesome President.

3) Should immigrants from other forums be deported? Or should they just trim posts until they can afford green cards?

Many of our loved AoKH'ers are, themselves, immigrants to other forums, and surely we would want them to be treated the same way as they treat us. Thus, I would be for an immediate deportation and, in fact, a maiming and mocking of the immigrant's family. I would also like to strap a spam bomb to their chest, so the other forum gets a healthy dose of BOMB.

[This message has been edited by Aro (edited 10-09-2008 @ 01:05 AM).]

Why should you vote for the Impeached party, you are wondering?

Because their candidate is honest.

Has any other party admitted to corruption? No.

Yet, right before your very eyes, they promote terrible ideals.

The Impeached campaign will tell it like it is, and do it like it tells.

[This message has been edited by Impeached (edited 10-09-2008 @ 01:21 AM).]

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