He wouldn't be a worm if he wouldn't give in to others, eh?

Ah, but I am a smart bookworm! A single worm understands his position in the world and strives to seek more of his kind plus a few strong companions who'll keep enemies attention to themselves, while us worms gnaw the ground from under them

Also, there are many of us "mere" worms inhabitating this world.



EDIT: Kor, the reign of the arocracy has lasted long enough, it's time for change and what could be a better replacement than a lord with an army of carnivore bookworms to back him up

Anyone who breaks the rules of this forum and/or our alliance will get eaten by a combat force of carnivore bookworms that're both strategically and tactically far superior to anything anyone can come up with.

[This message has been edited by Major Helper (edited 10-10-2008 @ 12:53 PM).]

On one side you have BEER and cute PUPPIES/KITTENS while on the other you have meat eating worms. I don't need to tell you who is clearly the better option here, but I will. VOTE B.E.E.R.
BRYCE EATS EVERYTHING, RAWR is by far the best party, we have the ebst policies and nobody else can even come close to the goodlyness of them. And thats the facts right there in black and a slight yellowy colour.

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Kor, the reign of the arocracy has lasted long enough, it's time for change and what could be a better replacement than a lord with an army of carnivore bookworms to back him up

The Arocracy pays 50% of my wage. It deserves my support!

B.E.E.R's leader looks like this:



while us carnivore worms look like this:



Do you want to be a noob or someone cool?

Vote for the moldy bookworm club!

EDIT: Kor, are you saying that money is more important than order? Shame on you!

Vote for the moldy bookworm party and maybe we can negotiate for something *nudgenudgewinkwink*

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Kor, are you saying that money is more important than order? Shame on you!

Wait, are you saying it isn't?

Aw Basse, that's adorable. That baby is teaching the cat its proper place... in a human's mouth.

Um... too bad... that cat isn't... wearing a hat? (I'm sorry, I know that's really reaching, but I couldn't think of any other bad puns)

B.E.E.R's leader looks like this:

Ah no need to post a picture of your mum, clearly this isn't me. This is what I look like:

while us carnivore worms look like this:

Once again you are mistaken. You have posted a picture of a fictional monster that is not real. Maybe you should get out more, you look more like this :

And you know what I have that you do not?
I'll give you a clue, it looks like this:


@Basse, clearly you are also mistaken, we are not the ones promoting meat and the slaughter of poor helpless puppies and kittens, we are saving them them.
GOOD VOTERS OF AOKH, DO YOU REALLY WANT THIS:
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TO BE BRUTALY SLAUGHTERED INTO THIS:

because if you vote for Basses crap party, that is exactly what will happen to your cute little fury friends.

VOTE B.E.E.R, do the right thing.

[This message has been edited by Fattybryce (edited 10-10-2008 @ 08:54 PM).]

I accuse all parties of plagiarism. They saw the wisdom in my arguments and have now attempted to make them theirs. Do you really want a party without own ideas to govern you?

Since when kittens have begun getting transformed into chickens?

Since when kittens have begun getting transformed into chickens?

Since the horrible Lord Basse went around killing them with his 'zap-o-ray'.


Vote B.E.E.R and my agents will steal this raygun from Basse and swap some parts around so it turns all this bad, (Basse, morgoth's face ect..) into plesent happy kittens.

You're the one serving kittens in mugs, and you accuse me of wanting to kill them?

Besides, we don't want people to eat kittens and puppies. Cats and dogs, once they're grown, are okey, but only when people are out of proper meat like horses, chicken and cattle. Cats and dogs are also made of meat, why should we not eat them?

The Party or else! Party

President: ViperIV
Vice President: I dunno lol
We'll get rid of your rights as citizens!
- More Parties
- No more being bossed around because I prolly won't be here
- And I can't think of a third thing.

Vote for me! And uhh, well just vote.

Picture from last cabinet meeting

THIS will happen to you if you do not vote for TPM, the party of your God.

Order brings money when and where it's due

Disorder brings chaos and a depression

We don't want that now, do we?

Vote for the moldy bookworm party, for us geeks know how to solve all the problems of the world!

Forgive me for not using images to convey my responses to certain issues, but here goes:

Quoted from Major Helper:

Vote for the moldy bookworm party, for us geeks know how to solve all the problems of the world!

In theory, perhaps. But we all know that theories don't always work out.

Quoted from Fattybryce:

I know where you live (picture of a gun) Vote B.E.E.R.... or else!

Oh look, a direct threat, now you've really got me scared.

And are you also implying that you drink kittens (kittens in the cup)? If so, you should talk to the BDP and the Moldy Bookworm Parties about becoming a member/forming a coalition, since you're obviously all in favour of consuming meat.


@ the BDP: so, you're largely basing your campaign on meat/being anti-vegetarian. one problem: the many herbivores that live in this planet disagree with you, and certainly won't vote for Basse's Deposit Plan.

Also, POWER TO THE PEAS! GIVE PEAS A CHANCE! The Arocratic party can and will do this!

Quoted from BDP:

But because of your total lack of activity, not only n00bs left. Good people left, along with the n00bs. Where's BJ and Jerker's Widow, zyx and half of the oldie corps? All this happend during your reign as a cost of your inactivity.

There's a vacuum that's called real life. We tried to keep them from playing with the vacuum, but they somehow turned it on, and got sucked up.

Quoted from nI:

That's one heck of a Khan.

... but wasn't Khan a pretty mean guy? *backs away from your party*

Yes, Khan ate babies. Since the Impeached party liens itself to a Khan, they also eat babies. How are we supposed to keep this site alive if all the babies are being eaten?

Regarding the image in this post, If your party was really honest, you wouldn't be hiding behind the tree like a little girl.

Give us nerds a chance to see if our theories could work on the platform we know best!

Vote for the moldy bookworm party if you want to see improvements all around!

Order will be restored and fun will jump through the roof!

KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

Vote Morgoth - The only man familiar with every internet meme.

Oh look, a direct threat, now you've really got me scared.

Oh you should be scared...you should be.

And are you also implying that you drink kittens (kittens in the cup)? If so, you should talk to the BDP and the Moldy Bookworm Parties about becoming a member/forming a coalition, since you're obviously all in favour of consuming meat.

No, you have missed the point completly, you see the mug comes with a kitten, you then TAKE OUT the kitten and then fill the mug with the free beer. Drinking kittens, pft, don't be silly.
And unlike some parties I do not need to pare up to win.

Give us nerds a chance to see if our theories could work on the platform we know best!

Your thing that your party is all nerds fails completly.
If you post on the interent for some period in time then you are a nerd, making us all nerds. Thus 'vote for us because we're nerds' is stupid consideriing everyone here is a nerd.
The thing that sets my party apart from the rest is that I know this, and I am also aware nerds are ugly and so I give you free beer so you all look much better to the eye.

The Arocratic Party plans on unleashing a series of advertisements soon, but we had to suspend our advertisement campaign in order to get things running again back in The Inner Court-ington! Truly that shows how dedicated we are, and thankfully my experienced Vice President has been doing a great job in the meantime. And my fellow AoKHians, not only are we dedicated, we're concerned with the prospect of an honest election! Thus:

REQUEST FOR THE REVISION OF THE VOTER REGISTRATION LAWS

The Arocratic Party proposes a revision to the Voter Registration laws, requiring all potential voters register at any time; this proposal is based on three points:

Voting boxes can be "stuffed" if we're not sure who's voting! (Yes, we're looking at *you*, Borgland Donut Party.)

Registration for voting has a real-world counterpart

It gives us lovely, sweet demographics

Now, granted, all parties involved will obviously be voting, but we're not sure how many outside voters will be involved! Thus, we propose a requirement that all voters register here in the thread, at any time, and let the ESTEEMED, BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY vote counter NF know in the e-mail whom they may be on the forums. This will make sure this election is honest, and weed out any "on-the-fly" voters who truly don't care about issues like supporting the bookworms and sacrificing kittens to Cthulu!

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» Your attractive master.
» "Because I before E is a LIE!!!"

Whoa, I love this thread. I have to admit Basse's propaganda is the best of all =D Although I also liked TPM's last ballbreaking .gif pic ;p

Quoted from Epic:

Picture from last cabinet meeting

I guess Karl Marx partied more than we thought, for he has a lamp shade on his head.

Quoted from Aro:

Registration for voting has a real-world counterpart

Aww, so no smurf-votes huh?

I am now officially the High Priest of the Arocratic party. You can remove Teotihuacán's Pyramid of the Moon from the list.

Nietzsche said "God is dead". Nietzsche was a fool, and thus God must be more alive than ever. God is in you, God is in me. God is the force that keeps the sun shining, and God has given us the gift of the moon in order to keep us light even in the darkest of times.

Who is God? you may ask. That is up to each one of you decide. God may come in many shapes. For some he is Jesus. For others, Vishnu. Many call him Allah. For me, it is the spirit which guides us and tells us what is right.

Last night, I had a vision. I was sitting on a chair in a dark and lonely place. There was no good, and there was no happiness. There was nothing. Suddenly I saw a skinyy little boy, wearing nothing on but a pair of horns and a leather whip. He approached me and exclaimed "I am Morgoth, president of the world".

"What world?", I responded. "There is no world anymore. There are no stars, no moon and no heat. Where are all the people?"
"They do not exist anymore. When I won the election, countless lightnings struck down, earthquakes ruined cities and grand volcanoes erupted. Now only I remain, together with Scud and Basse locked in my basement who I have kept for my personal... needs."

That was the end of the vision. I injected myself once again with the substance of God, and the visions returned.

I was now standing in a huge city, filled with energetic and beautiful people. There was order. There was law. Everyone were happy. In the highest floor of the tallest building, there stood a handsome and muscular man with white teeth, smiling over his work. The sun reflected off his wise eyes as he watched the news. All wars had come to an end, there was no famine and all the n00bs had been integrated into society. The world was entirely perfect.

On his office desk, it stood "President Aro".

The spirits and gods of this world have already chosen. Have you, mortal?

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