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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 07-09-14 02:02 PM CT (US)   











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1500 - Reganknight
1942 - Thymole
1945 - RedHandedJill
2000 - Devestator
2500 - Jetkill Fastmurder





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The Headquarters




The United Nations:








The Security Council

- Major Helper, The General secretary
- Dead_End, Historically astute nation
- Moff, Expansionist motherland
- Lord Basse, Rising powerhouse
- Leif Ericson, Pulling the strings
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OECD

- Popeychops, Innovative isolationist
- Aro, Formerly great empire in decline
- John the Late, Thousand Post Reich
- Lurkur, Machiavellian schemer
- Chocolate Jesus, Exports a lot of cocoa
- RedHandedJill, Caught with enriched uranium
- Excelsior, Distiller and Claymore sharpener
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Authoritarian Regimes

- ax_man1, Leftist utopia
- Mithril Knight, Exploits natural resources
- Lord Sipia, Has secret nuclear arsenal
- ColdCanuck, Vast tracts of land
- Azure Skies, Rules over paradise
- TKaniac, Anarchist monarchy
- Vinyl, Holder of the world's largest LP collection
- Big D, Generously-proportioned Stalinist kleptocracy
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Failed States

- Joshooarh, Secessionist with no economy to speak of
- CHUD, Fires mortars at his powerful neighbour
- Reganknight , Suffered a stock-market crash
- EmporerHeraclius, Emperor in name only
- HockeySam18, Can't police his sporting events
- Sir Coquenbolls , Booked into Rehab
- zyxomma100, Piranha Republic
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In the Sanctions Tank

- Jetkill Fastmurder, Overthrown by Somalian Pirates
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The UNSC Sanctions Tank



Gifts to the United Splashes Menagerie:





Nellie the African Elephant

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Former Leagues of Nations

Splash Splash XLVIX: Fantastic Fantasy And All The Other Stuff That Accompanies It by Major Helper (07-09-14, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVIII: Speakeasy by trebuchet king (10-27-13, 2501)
Splash Splash XLVII - The First Splashtastic Empire by Moff (06-06-13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVI - Dead Cthulhu Awakens by ax_man1 (03-16-13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLV - The Vatican of Pope Popeychops I by Popeychops (01-01-13, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIV: The Year That Never Should Have Been by CarolKarine (12-31-12*, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIII - The Dark Side Of The Splash by Felix36 (07-31-12, 2502)
Splash Splash XLII: Aperture Science by TitanKing (05-10-12, 2529)
Splash Splash XLI: The Splashclear Wasteland by Other White Meat (2-24-12, 2573)
Splash Splash XL: Splashplotation! by Lord Basse (11-28-11, 2541)
Splash Splash XXXIX - The Gentlemen's Banquet by Turty (07-22-11, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXVIII - The Spamish Inquisition by Lord Basse (02-17-11, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVII - AoKH Gazette Times Weekly by morgoth bauglir (07-26-10, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVI -- Ultra Hip Old School Edition by Aro (07-20-08, 1900)
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud (02-22-08, 2501)
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu (10-25-07, 2542)
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk (08-30-07, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse (08-02-07, 2511)
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily (5-20-07, 2557)
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea (03-03-07, 2523)
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud (01-01-07, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre (11-20-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over byThunder77 (09-20-06, 2500)
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav (07-31-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver (06-06-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet (05-02-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea (04-12-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight (03-24-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood (03-06-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe (01-02-06, 2501)
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo (10-12-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2 (08-07-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW (06-28-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by trebuchet king (04-22-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood (01-27-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy (12-14-04, 2502)
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo (11-14-04, 2500)
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish II (09-27-04, 2501)
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1 (08-28-04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight (08-17-04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe (07-08-04, 2502)
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good (05-19-04, 2500)
Splash Splash VII - The Coma Continues by Darkmaster (03-29-04, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100 (02-08-04, 2500)
Splash Splash V: Resuscitated by nav (01-05-04, 2500)
Rattle, Rattle by Adder (11-19-03, 2500)
Splash, Splash IV: The Legacy Continues by Tonto Simfish (09-03-03, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100 (06-23-03, 2500)
The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (10-17-2002 / 10-17-2008, 23613)
splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (?-?-01, 4823)
chirp chirp by dedkrikit (05-08-01, 2533)
Mooooooooo by cow_gone_mad (03-20-01, 7683)
Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile

[This message has been edited by Popeychops (edited 09-28-2014 @ 02:03 PM).]

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Replies:
ColdCanuck
Squire
(id: Coldviper)
posted 07-09-14 02:02 PM CT (US)     1 / 2512  
That was fast....
RedHandedJill
Cardinal Sinner
posted 07-09-14 02:02 PM CT (US)     2 / 2512  
he planned it
tooooooo far in advanced
"Then ready yourself Peter Pan, for I am Red Handed Jill"
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 07-09-14 02:03 PM CT (US)     3 / 2512  
I prepared this weeks ago, and had it on my desktop
Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
RedHandedJill
Cardinal Sinner
posted 07-09-14 02:03 PM CT (US)     4 / 2512  
now to go find clementine. bye bye
"Then ready yourself Peter Pan, for I am Red Handed Jill"
ax_man1
Squire
posted 07-09-14 02:05 PM CT (US)     5 / 2512  
Well you spammers took the last 30 posts fast...stupid work getting in the way of forumming

But then again Popey had 2500 snatched away from him so it's all good
ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are
Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 07-09-14 02:05 PM CT (US)     6 / 2512  
XLIX = 49

50 = L

*walks out of the assembly during speech*
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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 07-09-14 02:06 PM CT (US)     7 / 2512  
But then again Popey had 2500 snatched away from him so it's all good
Are you kidding? I always try to get 2499

And cheers for the edit, Basse/D_E. Roman Numerals are backward and stupid, far surpassed by the metric system.
Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile

[This message has been edited by Popeychops (edited 07-09-2014 @ 02:07 PM).]

Dead_End
Cavalier
posted 07-09-14 02:06 PM CT (US)     8 / 2512  
Wow, would you look at that. The Illuminati must have changed the title.
Black Forest Studios
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 07-09-14 02:08 PM CT (US)     9 / 2512  
I love how getting the Roman Numerals wrong has become a thing for me.
Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 07-09-14 02:14 PM CT (US)     10 / 2512  
...The UN? Dear God. At least the Empire could get a few things done.
Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Jetkill Fastmurder
Squire
(id: Mayank Sharma)
posted 07-09-14 02:14 PM CT (US)     11 / 2512  
*accepts place with resignation*
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 07-09-14 02:15 PM CT (US)     12 / 2512  
And I guess expansionist works... FOR THE REALM OF EQUESTRIA SHALL ONE DAY CRADLE THE WORLD IN HER LOVING EMBRACE

All right, obligatory early-thread MLP reference done.
Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Lord Sipia
Squire
posted 07-09-14 02:18 PM CT (US)     13 / 2512  
ATTENTION EVERYONE. I have WMDs and I will use them if I feel threatened. So watch out. >_>
"Have you ever had a dream that you thought was impossible to achieve? Well, some people say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day! So you can definitely do it."
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom

"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 07-09-14 02:19 PM CT (US)     14 / 2512  
I have PMDs. Ponies of Mass Derp. And Destruction.

Mix them up at parties and things get interesting.
Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?

[This message has been edited by Moff (edited 07-09-2014 @ 02:19 PM).]

Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 07-09-14 02:20 PM CT (US)     15 / 2512  
*first personal post in this thread*

Good, good, I'm already listed in the OP

EDIT: *bangs gavel* First, I'd like to suggest some kind of a commemorative plaque in the OP to honor the 50th SS!
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You, you... Finnish Barstool! - Enraged Popeychops
Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
I spent 3 months trying to convince a door that I was an intelligent life form and gave up. - TLM
Winner of "Nicest" (2012-2016), "Most Helpful" (2014) and "Best Moderator" (2015-2016) Forummer Awards
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[This message has been edited by Major Helper (edited 07-09-2014 @ 02:22 PM).]

Lord Sipia
Squire
posted 07-09-14 02:20 PM CT (US)     16 / 2512  
I have PMDs. Ponies of Mass Derp. And Destruction.

Mix them up at parties and things get interesting.
...You bring WMDs to parties?

Well that's one way to bring the house down
"Have you ever had a dream that you thought was impossible to achieve? Well, some people say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day! So you can definitely do it."
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom

"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late

[This message has been edited by Lord Sipia (edited 07-09-2014 @ 02:20 PM).]

Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 07-09-14 02:20 PM CT (US)     17 / 2512  
Not to mention raise the roof.
Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 07-09-14 02:21 PM CT (US)     18 / 2512  
ATTENTION EVERYONE. I have WMDs and I will use them if I feel threatened. So watch out
All in favour of placing Sippycup in the sanctions tank say Aye?

*Kicks Sipia into the sanctions tank*
Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Lord Sipia
Squire
posted 07-09-14 02:22 PM CT (US)     19 / 2512  
I object! Popey did not wait for the others to vote! He's trying to control the council on his own!
"Have you ever had a dream that you thought was impossible to achieve? Well, some people say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day! So you can definitely do it."
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom

"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 07-09-14 02:23 PM CT (US)     20 / 2512  
Aye, aye, aye aye... I do not know the words here
But this melody well-known
In your mind it'll drone
Here again to me lyrics are unknown
Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth
posted 07-09-14 02:25 PM CT (US)     21 / 2512  
*repost just in case*

*bangs gavel on notebook* I'd like to suggest some kind of a commemorative plaque in the OP to honor the 50th SS!
_,.-'~'-.,__,.-'~'-.,__,.-'~'-.,__,.-'~'-.,__,.-'~'-.,_
You, you... Finnish Barstool! - Enraged Popeychops
Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
I spent 3 months trying to convince a door that I was an intelligent life form and gave up. - TLM
Winner of "Nicest" (2012-2016), "Most Helpful" (2014) and "Best Moderator" (2015-2016) Forummer Awards
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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 07-09-14 02:25 PM CT (US)     22 / 2512  


Apparently this is a thing
Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 07-09-14 02:30 PM CT (US)     23 / 2512  
I have doubts that it's official.
Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 07-09-14 02:31 PM CT (US)     24 / 2512  
I'm on it, Major.
Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Dead_End
Cavalier
posted 07-09-14 02:31 PM CT (US)     25 / 2512  
Moff is correct?
Black Forest Studios
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