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Topic Subject: The Town's Crier's valiant war against aliens!
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posted 12-30-14 04:36 AM CT (US)   


We've done it. Earth is saved from the alien menace... For now.

Survivors of the Great Invasion:

Commander Lord Basse "LB" (infantry): Can always be relied on, practically never panics. Great at capturing aliens alive. Like a father to his men.

Colonel Gunkanchud "Chud" (assault): Kicks ass, takes names, and has to spend half a month in the infirmary after every other mission. Fortunately, adaptive bone marrow reduces this problem considerably.

Colonel John the Late "JtL" (medic): Used to panic a lot, but developed an iron will to keep his team alive. Keeps pulling crazy stunts to do so.

Major Mithril Knight "Mithril" (engineer): Not very strong-willed, but fast and sturdy. Geared towards offensive grenading.

Captain Lurkur "GrumpyDwarf" (infantry): Gene-modded with hyperreactive eyes. Practically guaranteed to hit once per turn.

Captain Reganknight "Regan" (rocketeer): Excellent aim, reliable rocketing. Unfortunately gets hit a lot.

Lieutenant Thekingof555 "King" (sniper): Good aim and survivability, poor morale. Gene-modded with extra depth perception and superjump legs.

Lieutenant Chocolate Jesus "ChocoJeebus" (gunner): Master of battlefield control. Can fire up to three times per turn and can suppress multiple targets at once.

Lieutenant Dexter Fei "Erskine" (scout): Gene-modding have made him practically immortal. Excellent at recon.

Master sergeant Lord Sipia "Sippycup" (goliath MEC): Myself. I have improved overwatch aim, and will automatically go into overwatch if I fire without moving. Usually equipped with a flamethrower.

Master sergeant Moff "McPonylover" (gunner): Extraordinarily capable with his machine gun. Gene-modded with overloaded adrenaline glands. Can use MLPfray to reduce threats. Defeated a superpowered sectopod on his own.

Master sergeant CarolKarine "Carol" (engineer): Mainly plays a supportive role, destroying enemy cover while reinforcing ours. Can remove panic from teammates.

Master sergeant Watson "Watters" (assault): Very high critical hit chance.

Master sergeant Leif Ericson "Lief" (guardian MEC): Equipped with four uses of the Restorative Mist unit to heal himself and those around him. Furthermore automatically heals himself slightly every turn. Basically a damage sponge carrying a huge cannon.

Master sergeant Possidon "Slayer" (pathfinder MEC): scouts the battlefield and takes out high-priority targets.

Master sergeant Lildbehr (rocketeer): Fantastic aim (or luck) for a rocketeer. Knows MLPfray.

Master sergeant Aro "The Arocrat" (shogun MEC): Specialized in destroying cover and mechanized opponents.

Gunnery sergeant Dead_End "D_E" (archer MEC): can fire grenades across extreme distances.

Gunnery sergeant Cheap Plastic Rosary "CPR" (engineer): Support grenadier, can capture aliens and convert enemy drones.

Gunnery sergeant Aleph (scout): A second heart, adaptive bone marrow, and iron skin make him very sturdy for a soldier his rank.

Tech sergeant Grayson "ET" (assault): Inexperienced, but capable. Heavily gene-modded.


In memoriam:

Specialist Felix36 (medic), operation Forgotten Star: Got outflanked by enemies and instantly killed. Protected his squadmates to the last.

Super Heavy Infantry Vehicle PIRANHA TANK-1 (SHIV), operation Severed Dream: Destroyed so that others may live.

Lance corporal Devestator (rocketeer), operation Fallen Mountain: Shot in the head by a floater just after destroying the latter's cover.

Lance corporal Dementor561 (scout), operaton Fallen Mountain: Killed by floaters while rushing forward to save civilians.

Sergeant Ax_man1 "The One" (engineer), operation Banished Giant: Killed by the first and last bullet the enemies managed to fire that mission.

Super Heavy Infantry Vehicle PIRANHA TANK-2 (SHIV), operation Empty Scepter: Shot up shortly after deployment.

Corporal Hockeysam "Hockey" (assault), operation Cold Summer: Berserk beats Huskarl.

Super Heavy Infantry Vehicle N00B TIMEOUT-1 (Alloy SHIV), operation Driving Grave: Took one hit too many.

Lieutenant Fr_Steve "Steve" (scout), operation Sacred Skull: Shot squarely in the chest by an elite muton. A true soldier to the last.

Corporal zyxomma100 "Zyx" (scout), operation Swift Flame: There were simply too many enemies. We rectified that after his death.

Lieutenant Jetkill Fastmurder "Stroke" (assault), operation Frozen Empire: Heavy floaters. Heavy floaters never change.

Super Heavy Infantry Vehicle N00B TIMEOUT-2 (Alloy SHIV), operation Lazy Fear: Stood it's ground against a sectopod, and paid the price.

Major Major Helper "Major" (medic), operation Avenger: Torn apart by a giant chryssalid, reanimated by it's offspring, then put to rest by Lord Basse.

Master sergeant Blatant "Blatty" (sniper), operation Avenger: Shot out of the sky by mutons.

Master sergeant Excelsior "Excel" (marauder MEC), operation Avenger: Got his mind destroyed by the alien leader as an example.


MIA, presumed dead:

Master sergeant Popeychops "Popey" (infantry): Last seen at the end of Operation Avenger. It is assumed that he sacrificed himself to save Earth from the collapsing Temple Ship. Presumably, he died in the blast, but no trace of him was ever recovered- which is not surprising, as he was at the center of the explosion. Still...

"Have you ever had a dream that you thought was impossible to achieve? Well, some people say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day! So you can definitely do it."
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom

"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late

[This message has been edited by Lord Sipia (edited 08-05-2015 @ 05:44 AM).]

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posted 12-30-14 06:14 AM CT (US)     1 / 523  
posted 12-30-14 06:22 AM CT (US)     2 / 523  
I ought to be a medic there somewhere !

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posted 12-30-14 06:44 AM CT (US)     3 / 523  
Can TC handle a two-front war?

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posted 12-30-14 07:40 AM CT (US)     4 / 523  
Do you have flamethrowers? Bayonets? Juggernauts? Preferably in black and yellow? (although blue and gold would work too) Just wondering.....

"It looks like a huge shark just took a bite out of Excelsior's ass"-Colonel Kyle Riggs, Star Force: Storm Assault

[This message has been edited by Excelsior (edited 12-30-2014 @ 10:05 AM).]

posted 12-30-14 07:55 AM CT (US)     5 / 523  
NO RACISM IN OUR NATION!
IMMIGRATION SUPPORTS THE ECONOMY!

Oh, wrong kind of alien. Ooops....

Definitely put me down as a psyker!

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and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile

[This message has been edited by Popeychops (edited 12-30-2014 @ 07:56 AM).]

posted 12-30-14 08:00 AM CT (US)     6 / 523  
Of course I'm not in. You don't want to lose in the first round, I get it.
posted 12-30-14 08:03 AM CT (US)     7 / 523  
He was saving you for when the going gets bloody. Don't worry, you'll almost definitely be assualt class. Or stealth, given your penchant for black clothes and shiny weapons.

"It looks like a huge shark just took a bite out of Excelsior's ass"-Colonel Kyle Riggs, Star Force: Storm Assault
posted 12-30-14 08:14 AM CT (US)     8 / 523  
ooooohhh

Life is bleak
My memes are bleak
Once upon a time
I ate a lime
posted 12-30-14 08:36 AM CT (US)     9 / 523  
What a mission. Somehow, through a combination of strategy, courage, and what can only be described as sheer luck, we all made it through alive. The PIRANHA TANK-1 and Chud took some damage, but nothing we can't fix.

One moment in particular stood out. There was a Thin Man* hiding in front of a truck, and none of us could move in for a proper firing position. So I had Mithril toss a grenade at it, which hit the mark, but didn't kill him...

...Wait for it...

BOOM

The truck exploded. And that is why Mithril is now a corporal.

There was also a rookie private who proved more than capable; against the odds, he shot down a Floater** keeping John suppressed. We all know this rookie. Please welcome our newest Assault specialist, Jetkill Fastmurder, on our team! (Well, he's Scottish, but whatever.)

*Thin Men are alien spies, made to look like humans outwardly but actually being reptilian biologically. They're notorious for being dangerously unpredictable and accurate, and also for being capable of spitting acid.

**Floaters are flying opponents. They don't have much survivability, but due to their altitude they're difficult to land a shot on, and they love to outflank you.
Do you have flamethrowers? Bayonets? Juggernauts? Preferably in black and yellow? Just wondering....
There's no bayonets, but MEC-troopers have a ton of HP (in exchange for being unable to take cover), can be armed with flamethrowers, and are the only operatives effective at melee (Kinetic Strike basically kills anything). In for that?
Definitely put me down as a psyker!
Aye, but no guarantees; you're either Gifted or you're not. I'll make sure you have a high Will stat to improve the odds.

"Have you ever had a dream that you thought was impossible to achieve? Well, some people say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day! So you can definitely do it."
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom

"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late

[This message has been edited by Lord Sipia (edited 12-30-2014 @ 08:38 AM).]

posted 12-30-14 09:08 AM CT (US)     10 / 523  
There's no bayonets, but MEC-troopers have a ton of HP (in exchange for being unable to take cover), can be armed with flamethrowers, and are the only operatives effective at melee (Kinetic Strike basically kills anything). In for that?
Indeed. If you don't feel a MEC will be useful or it won't fit your playstyle (although I assume it's best to have a wide range of troops) then you can set me down for whatever role you need filled (or whatever role you think fits me best . I'd actually prefer to be surprised, tbh).

"It looks like a huge shark just took a bite out of Excelsior's ass"-Colonel Kyle Riggs, Star Force: Storm Assault
posted 12-30-14 09:28 AM CT (US)     11 / 523  
Well, next mission is going to be a tad harder than the previous ones (according to the game), and the previous team hasn't finished recovering yet. So now it's time for Strike-Two to get to work!



(I switched Lurkur out last mission to let a rookie gain experience.)

Scouts are much, much more likely to dodge reaction fire. This makes them ideal for running into the unknown.

Rocketeers are... Well, guess. I just noticed I still need to equip Dev properly.

Wish 'em luck. They're gonna need it.
Indeed. If you don't feel a MEC will be useful or it won't fit your playstyle (although I assume it's best to have a wide range of troops) then you can set me down for whatever role you need filled (or whatever role you think fits me best . I'd actually prefer to be surprised, tbh).
MECs won't be available until midgame. Once they're deployed, though, they'll be invariably the MVP. So take your pick.

"Have you ever had a dream that you thought was impossible to achieve? Well, some people say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day! So you can definitely do it."
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom

"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late
posted 12-30-14 09:34 AM CT (US)     12 / 523  
So you're going to throw me right into enemy fire?
I'm cool with that.

Edit: If you can, stream it btw, I would love to watch

Life is bleak
My memes are bleak
Once upon a time
I ate a lime

[This message has been edited by Dementor561 (edited 12-30-2014 @ 09:35 AM).]

posted 12-30-14 09:49 AM CT (US)     13 / 523  
Wish 'em luck. They're gonna need it.
Good luck Dev!

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posted 12-30-14 10:08 AM CT (US)     14 / 523  
Expect to hear from my lawyers.


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posted 12-30-14 12:49 PM CT (US)     15 / 523  
Aye, but no guarantees; you're either Gifted or you're not. I'll make sure you have a high Will stat to improve the odds.
That's me through and through

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
posted 12-30-14 03:00 PM CT (US)     16 / 523  
Team, I bring you good and bad news. The good news is, we brought the victory home today.

The bad news, not all of us made it home.

This was a tough one. Floaters abound, and due to the map being a bridge there's very limited cover.

The following picture is Felix shooting down a floater.



The significance of this? The floater was hovering above a panic-stricken Ax (you can see him just under Felix's arm) at that moment. Had he missed, Ax would have most certainly died. Just because Felix is a medic doesn't mean he can't be a badass.

That's not to say Ax was just being a sniveling wreck the entire mission, though. Watch this.





The aliens just could not hit Dementor.





(Yeah, Dementor's first name is coincidentally Felix. Shaddup.)

Lurkur needed an adult.



And the adult arrived in time- in the form of Felix!



Unfortunately, that is where our lucky streak ended. Floaters outflanked us. Lurkur was critically wounded, and another was shot dead. I managed to end the mission with the surviving troops, preventing Lurkur from bleeding out. In time, he'll be all right again. But the same cannot be said for...



Felix.

In closing, here's a picture of Ax delivering HQ the news.



He watched over his squadmates. Rest in peace.

"Have you ever had a dream that you thought was impossible to achieve? Well, some people say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day! So you can definitely do it."
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom

"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late
posted 12-30-14 03:18 PM CT (US)     17 / 523  
Beautiful.

Life is bleak
My memes are bleak
Once upon a time
I ate a lime
posted 12-30-14 03:52 PM CT (US)     18 / 523  
At least I can get some rest.


I'm out.

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
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["The prequels were great. They had some unironic high moments, laughable low points, and a cornucopia of memes. The sequels are just porridge and white noise." -Some internet rando.]
posted 12-30-14 04:14 PM CT (US)     19 / 523  
This is very entertaining. I volunteer to become a female if the need arises.

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
posted 12-30-14 04:40 PM CT (US)     20 / 523  
This is pretty entertaining to see. Keep it up Sipia.

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posted 12-30-14 04:50 PM CT (US)     21 / 523  
RIP Felix.

GL to the others!


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posted 12-30-14 05:27 PM CT (US)     22 / 523  
Rip Felix ;(

And well hurray I got promoted

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Demon Town ~ Scored 1st in the HHC11! ~ "...as unique as an AoK scenario can get." - Panel ~ Official Rating: 4.2

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My AoE2 Youtube Channel
posted 12-31-14 07:46 AM CT (US)     23 / 523  
Yeah, I'll let my character be represented by a female. I'm sure my gf won't mind I had her take my place on the frontlines. She'd probably enjoy bashing heads with mechanical arms anyway. (which, ironically, is what she kinda can do, as she lost a forearm when she was born).

"It looks like a huge shark just took a bite out of Excelsior's ass"-Colonel Kyle Riggs, Star Force: Storm Assault
posted 12-31-14 08:16 AM CT (US)     24 / 523  
Two forum shows at the same time? From Sipia?

You'll overwork yourself.

...Also, now I kinda want to do one for Xenonauts. It'll be funnier because I'm absolutely terrible at it and everyone will die.

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
posted 12-31-14 08:31 AM CT (US)     25 / 523  
I love my character. Don't let me down.

F*ck yeah, gonna f*ck up sh*t.

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