Splash Splash XLIX: Fantastic Fantasy And All The Other Stuff That Accompanies It

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Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth

posted 03-24-14 04:32 PM CT (US)

Hmm, yes, yes, certainly intriguing� Huh, company here in the fantastical Great Library of Town�s Crier? You wish to learn arcane arts or perhaps educate yourself on some of the more obscure skills? What better place than a library for it? Indulge yourself with books ranging from Alchemy to Zombie Banishing Techniques, not forgetting the more mundane abilities like carpentry and knitting. Do come in and don�t hesitate to ask for help if you feel unsure about anything, for I am the Great Head Librarian.

Sigposts:
1 - Dead_End
500 - ax_man1
1000 - Pops
1323 - Moff - thou shalt spread PEACE!
1337 - Lord Basse
1500 - CarolKarine
2000 - Moff
2014 - ax_man1
2500 - Lord Basse

Rules:

- Keep down the noise when in the library, elsewhere doesn't matter
- If you need something to wet your throat or fill your bellies, go to the tavern
- Don�t hesitate to post
- Don�t make notes on the books!

The Tavern

Masters of Magical Arts
- Mithril Knight, Master of Healing
- Popeychops, Grandmaster of Space-Bending
- Aro, Master of Dark Arts
- ax_man1, Master of Destruction
- Vaingloriousn00b, Master of Ice and staying cool
- Azure Skies, Lord of Thunder
-

Educated Folk
- John the Late, Very educated, always late
- CHUD, Perceptive one
- Lurkur, Always at the back of the class rooms
- Chocolate Jesus, Likes his sweets, to the librarian's annoyance
- RedHandedJill , The female clumsy scholar
- Lord Sipia, Does what he wants
-

Common Folk
- Reganknight1597 , Wishes for knighthood
- EmporerHeraclius, Not as his name suggests
- HockeySam18, Enjoys winter
- Sir Coquenbolls , Drunken sod, often found sleeping in the ditches
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Flogging Pole
- Jetkill Fastmurder, Knows his place
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Librarians
- Major Helper, The Great Head Librarian
- Dead_End, The History Buff Librarian
- Moff, The librarian who talks a lot
- Joshooarh, The librarian in charge of the civil war section
- Leif Ericson, The librarian who's secretly behind everything
- Lord Basse, Master of Invisibility and now, somehow, a librarian!
-

Back due to popular demand!

Empires of Olden Days
Splash Splash XLIII: Speakeasy by trebuchet king (10-27-13, 2501)
Splash Splash XLVII - The First Splashtastic Empire by Moff (06-06-13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVI - Dead Cthulhu Awakens by ax_man1 (03-16-13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLV - The Vatican of Pope Popeychops I by Popeychops (01-01-13, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIV: The Year That Never Should Have Been by CarolKarine (12-31-12*, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIII - The Dark Side Of The Splash by Felix36 (07-31-12, 2502)
Splash Splash XLII: Aperture Science by TitanKing (05-10-12, 2529)
Splash Splash XLI: The Splashclear Wasteland by Other White Meat (2-24-12, 2573)
Splash Splash XL: Splashplotation! by Lord Basse (11-28-11, 2541)
Splash Splash XXXIX - The Gentlemen's Banquet by Turty (07-22-11, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXVIII - The Spamish Inquisition by Lord Basse (02-17-11, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVII - AoKH Gazette Times Weekly by morgoth bauglir (07-26-10, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVI -- Ultra Hip Old School Edition by Aro (07-20-08, 1900)
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud (02-22-08, 2501)
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu (10-25-07, 2542)
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk (08-30-07, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse (08-02-07, 2511)
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily (5-20-07, 2557)
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea (03-03-07, 2523)
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud (01-01-07, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre (11-20-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over byThunder77 (09-20-06, 2500)
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav (07-31-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver (06-06-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet (05-02-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea (04-12-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight (03-24-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood (03-06-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe (01-02-06, 2501)
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo (10-12-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2 (08-07-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW (06-28-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by trebuchet king (04-22-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood (01-27-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy (12-14-04, 2502)
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo (11-14-04, 2500)
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish II (09-27-04, 2501)
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1 (08-28-04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight (08-17-04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe (07-08-04, 2502)
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good (05-19-04, 2500)
Splash Splash VII - The Coma Continues by Darkmaster (03-29-04, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100 (02-08-04, 2500)
Splash Splash V: Resuscitated by nav (01-05-04, 2500)
Rattle, Rattle by Adder (11-19-03, 2500)
Splash, Splash IV: The Legacy Continues by Tonto Simfish (09-03-03, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100 (06-23-03, 2500)
The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (10-17-2002 / 10-17-2008, 23613)
splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (?-?-01, 4823)
chirp chirp by dedkrikit (05-08-01, 2533)
Mooooooooo by cow_gone_mad (03-20-01, 7683)

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Major Helper: Helping AoE3H Housewives since 2008 - As_Saffah
I spent 3 months trying to convince a door that I was an intelligent life form and gave up. - TLM
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[This message has been edited by Lord Basse (edited 07-09-2014 @ 02:06 PM).]

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Dead_End
Cavalier

posted 03-24-14 04:43 PM CT (US) 1 / 2500

Barkeep! Gimme a pint of your strongest brew!

Black Forest Studios

Reganknight
Squire
(id: Reganknight1597)

posted 03-24-14 04:52 PM CT (US) 2 / 2500

Finally that predicament is over. Nice theme BTW.

Barkeep! A Mountain Dew!

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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)

posted 03-24-14 04:54 PM CT (US) 3 / 2500

Smack my ass and call me a pony...

BRILLIANT!

He just finished saying it's a principality. If you're going to lick his boots, at least lick correctly.

Sorry... but Moff is not the Prince of the realm. We are ruled by two Princesses... <_<

As a forummer, I greatly appreciate the effort to create some livelihood around here.

This shall be remembered... and this is a fantasy-themed thread! :D

MYYYYYY LITTLE SPLASHSPLASH
I used to wonder what spam could beee...

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?

EmpHeraclius
Squire
(id: EmporerHeraclius)

posted 03-24-14 05:15 PM CT (US) 4 / 2500

Yay, the conflict is over!

And nice theme, MH (much better than, say, cheese and baking to name but a few

)

And wow, I've probably doubled my puny post count getting myself involved in the debacle. Well that's one way to integrate myself

...

[This message has been edited by EmporerHeraclius (edited 03-24-2014 @ 05:16 PM).]

John the Late
Knight

posted 03-24-14 05:18 PM CT (US) 5 / 2500

Wait. So by malicously hiding the good SS, Major Helper got his own one? So nasty.

Well, still a better theme than all the cheese baking.

And wow, I've probably doubled my puny post count getting myself involved in the debacle. Well that's one way to integrate myself

A good way to get started imho.

We need to keep the war of the splashes in mind somehow. Major, how about putting a note into the SS timeline?

The AoKH Continuous Screenshot Competition X | The CSC Archives VI | Unnamed RP Map project - 99% finished

[This message has been edited by John the Late (edited 03-24-2014 @ 05:19 PM).]

John the Late
Knight

posted 03-24-14 05:20 PM CT (US) 6 / 2500

I have been using far too many smileys lately.

The AoKH Continuous Screenshot Competition X | The CSC Archives VI | Unnamed RP Map project - 99% finished

Neochud
Squire
(id: Taichud)

posted 03-24-14 05:44 PM CT (US) 7 / 2500

Well, this compromise works because it leaves everyone somewhat unsatisfied.

Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)

posted 03-24-14 05:46 PM CT (US) 8 / 2500

Indeed.

MODS ARE ASLEEP! POST CONTRABAND CONTENT!

Well, this compromise works because it leaves everyone somewhat unsatisfied.

I'm happy.

[This message has been edited by Moff (edited 03-24-2014 @ 05:47 PM).]

Major Helper
AoKH Survivor, Mr. White Teeth

posted 03-24-14 05:50 PM CT (US) 9 / 2500

Who's saying we're asleep z.z

*posts in sleep*

EmpHeraclius
Squire
(id: EmporerHeraclius)

posted 03-24-14 05:50 PM CT (US) 10 / 2500

Yes,it would be terrible to go without commemorating the hectic events of the last 24 hours (though I doubt any of us will be forgetting that anytime soon

)

(I like to use parenthesis if you people haven't noticed yet )

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Mithril Knight
Squire

posted 03-24-14 05:58 PM CT (US) 11 / 2500

I like this theme.

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Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)

posted 03-24-14 06:04 PM CT (US) 12 / 2500

Indeed. I find this theme acceptable.

ᴥ "Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power we�d already be a class-III civilization and our rockets would�ve reached Andromeda by now." ᴥ
� Cliffs! (4.5) �

["The prequels were great. They had some unironic high moments, laughable low points, and a cornucopia of memes. The sequels are just porridge and white noise." -Some internet rando.]

[This message has been edited by Lurkur (edited 03-24-2014 @ 06:04 PM).]

Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine

posted 03-24-14 06:14 PM CT (US) 13 / 2500

B-but.... baking...

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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)

posted 03-24-14 06:21 PM CT (US) 14 / 2500

BAKE WITH CHEESE OR GTFO

Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl

posted 03-24-14 06:33 PM CT (US) 15 / 2500

When will it end... at least we have a better theme than baking.

...But not as good as cheese.

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile

Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl

posted 03-24-14 06:34 PM CT (US) 16 / 2500

Oh and
"So Felix, how does it feel to be outed as the sorest loser the forum has ever seen?"

Aro
AoKH Dictator

posted 03-24-14 06:46 PM CT (US) 17 / 2500

Welcome back, Aro!

Thanks, HockeySam! You were alway my favorite Huskarl. I saved you for *every* suicide mission.

Hey Aro! Surely you remember me? The guy with the largest internet penis for quite a time?

Ah, right, the pink bulb head guy.

You're fairly unforgettable, MayanK.

Oh and hi Aro

Hi John! You're fairly... "late"... to the Aro welcoming party. Hehehe... hehehehehe. I obviously haven't lost my indelible taste for what's funny.

Plus, I posted mine yesterday, when this SS had like 15-20 posts and I had a fair shot.

There's a lot of whining about themes. There was a nice, long delay between the posting of the last post and Felix posting his. IF YOU WANT A SPLASH SPLASH, BE FASTER ABOUT POSTING. MAKE YOUR CLAIM.

Consider this conflict over. Now someone get in there and claim the first post!

I already claimed it in the REAL BAKING ONE.

Not that I'm... whining about... Splash Splash... *ahem* I'm above that! And, in fact, better than everyone here as a result! And more modest! In fact, the most modest! The best at being the most modest!

Oh and
"So Felix, how does it feel to be outed as the sorest loser the forum has ever seen?"

He's finding it difficult to sit down ever since the sleepover.

Speaking of being outed, how are you, Popey?

� Your attractive master.
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HockeySam18
D�nadan

posted 03-24-14 07:03 PM CT (US) 18 / 2500

A pint for myself as well, methinks!

~ Forgotten Empires ~

Storm on the Steppe | Galderton Hill RP | Proud member of Stormwind Studios

"Deyr f�, deyja fr�ndr, deyr sj�lfr it sama; ek veit einn at aldri deyr, d�mr um dau�an hvern." - H�vam�l 77.

Chocolate Jesus
Squire
(id: trebuchet king)

posted 03-24-14 07:10 PM CT (US) 19 / 2500

I support this SS as well, although I can lend you my soap opera theme if you want, as it is kind of appropriate given the circumstances.

What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
"Actually, my foreskin was stuck at the point where the pink bulb starts, and they cut it free."-Stroke
"Tonight, I pulled it back a bit too far and the opening of my foreskin is stuck beneath the head of my penis." -Pears

Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)

posted 03-24-14 07:16 PM CT (US) 20 / 2500

Whiskey for me... and beer for my horses. Or cider. Cider's what they really want.

ax_man1
Squire

posted 03-24-14 07:33 PM CT (US) 21 / 2500

I was liking the dueling threads theme, and then they had to go and modkill it

Well at least Ako is back.

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are

Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)

posted 03-24-14 07:55 PM CT (US) 22 / 2500

Do you need some cider, Ax?

ax_man1
Squire

posted 03-24-14 08:25 PM CT (US) 23 / 2500

No, I need a chair to break over Felix's back.

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are

Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl

posted 03-24-14 08:26 PM CT (US) 24 / 2500

Speaking of being outed, how are you, Popey?

I'm doing fine, thank you. And your fabulous self? How far are you along in your quest to outsell the Beetles?

You know, I think these transitions would go a lot smoother if you made the threads. Maybe it would give you something worth sticking around for.

Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)

posted 03-24-14 08:38 PM CT (US) 25 / 2500

*splash*

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