The only one with any personality (Naka)

...I would say, "Go home, Popura. You're drunk." But you quite possibly might have both bases covered!

Annoying Noise with the Annoying Face (Yuudachi)

So mean, poi!

Bunnygirl Thong

That's Sippykaze-sama to you, slowpoke!

Anyway, back to this notion of waifuing Naka-chan...


And to preserve for posterity...

Popeychops: Who is the girl in the op with blonde hair and green eyes, aquamarine uniform
Moff Jendob: In the OP, blonde/green...
Moff Jendob: OH
Moff Jendob: BLONDE AND... with a hat?
Moff Jendob: Long coat?
Popeychops: Yes
Popeychops: Yes
Moff Jendob: You'll meet her soon.
Popeychops: ok
Popeychops: I think she might be best girl
Popeychops: My senses are tingling
Moff Jendob: Her name is Atago, though. It's not spoken until 2 or 3.

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Yeah. We met her alright. She might be Best Girl

Kantai Collection

Episode 2: Without Dissent, Without Shame, Without Resentment!

Verdict: Fu-boring is the real MVP alright. The opening has happened now and I guess it’s ok. Nothing all that special. Some of the characters have quite nice designs. The *older* characters.
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NEW CHARACTER ALERT:

Prawn Cracker with Flowers in her hair (Kisaragi)
Tinder Profile #2045652 (Ashigara)
Floatation Devices (Nagato)
Shameless (Atago)
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Fu-boring has a crush on Longbowgirl 1. Standard stuff. Oh, and there’s a stripping scene as well as a bathing scene. It’s actually how they repair, and they have orgasms when they use an “instant repair bucket”. It’s like an MMO. At least it’s not taking itself seriously any more. And the ending now has a little bit of ecchi in it, so every episode will have a minimum count of 1.

Ecchi-sketchy Counter: 9

Rating: 6/10 (Good)

Prawn Cracker with Flowers in her hair (Kisaragi)

...WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? Though it is a quite amusing world salad.

Shameless (Atago)

Don't you mean, "Popey's Shipfu"? Or perhaps just "Popeboat"? Well, at least she's legal... unlike the CLs or DDs.

It’s like an MMO

...Well, it is. KanColle is an MMO.

Rating: 6/10 (Good

Impressive.

This show is wonderfully confused and confusing. Though, I don't believe you'll follow my path with it.

...WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? Though it is a quite amusing world salad.

"I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair"

Can't say she ever gave me a punk rocker vibe... ]

But on the subject of idolru...

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Quoted from the Moff:

...There are only two valid results on the whole Internet for moe Gordon.

Is the other one an A0?

And on tonight's episode of What Anime Girl Is He Now:...

(Only on Splash Splash Central.)

Wrong thread, mate. But now I can post the Girls und Panzer height chart. Katyusha is just 4'2". Meanwhile... err... I'm between Taeko and Suzuki.

[This message has been edited by Moff Yittreas (edited 10-29-2016 @ 06:50 PM).]

Well, it's somewhat anime-related.

You should try one of these... there's an entire group of gearheads in Girls und Panzer, named for famous drivers.

...First name or last name (dare I ask)?

Well... since it's reversed with Japanese names, it's family names.

They're all shorter than me

Well, they are Japanese schoolgirls... not giant Viking throwbacks.

Not much viking in me, the blond all comes from my father's side of the family.

I just don't see why people don't recognize this scene as one of the finest moments ever animated in Japanese animation...

This is a triple gun, battleship main cannon from the land of pastas. With its 50 caliber, it is the strongest among its battleship peers. It's also known for its comparable range with that of the Yamato class's 46cm cannons. While it had problems with its accuracy and barrel life, the improved version resolved said problems.

...AHAHAHAHA

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Kantai Collection

Episode 3: The Operation to Capture Ecchi W Island

Verdict: I've warmed to the OP song. I don't like Nagato much, she's not a very interesting character. Yuudachi does my nut in. Atago is probably Best Girl, but Naka has some moments. I suppose it's down to them being the only characters with any personality. There was notable ecchi of yuri in a bathtub. On the basis of the three-episode rule I'd definitely drop this series. It just does nothing for me. I don't understand why it's a meme.

The problem with character who are just names and gimmicks is that when one of them dies, it just doesn't matter.


Ecchi-sketchy Counter: 6

Rating: 5/10 (Mediocre)

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Hmm. Crap. Now we're caught up... maybe I'll finish the rest of the series and slowly dole out my text walls at a later time.

But it's nice you've caught on the OP. Never could stop a faint smirk, myself... I think the game has far superior music and I wholeheartedly recommend a walk through the soundtrack. After all, there's a reason the jazz remixes were used on humanity's last hope in Mole's game. <_<

Just remember, this follows Star Trek movie rules: even good, odd bad. Usually. Actually... yeah, 4, 6, 8 are good. 5 is the exception; I rather like it. The odd ones also tend to be the action scenes instead of slice of life. And slice of life is what this show should've been all along.


Awww.

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I have a new anime series for us all to watch. Since Moff likes weird, pseudo-erotic anime he should enjoy this.

Keijo, the anime where girls fight in sumo battles where contact is tits or ass.

I'll follow this post with a review.

That's a lot of exclamation points.

We open to a keijo match. keijo is a partial-contact sport similar to sumo in which female-only participants attempt to remove others from the ring with only their boobs and butts.

Yes, the fanservice is real. f*ck it, +1

Our protagonist is a girl (Nozomi Kaminashi) who just graduated high school and is going to try and break onto the keijo scene. I suppose it's better than porn.

The main theme has more fanservice. Lots of jiggly bits.

She's going to a school just to train for keijo. good lord. Okay carol, suspend your disbelief. It's not any worse than an aircraft carrier school.

Ah f*ck she's doing the awkward thing. I hate watching awkward people -2

yes I did just count fanservice as positive and awkward protagonist as negative. deal with it.

Aw, the main character's friend is the well-known one. the awkward is only gonna get worse.

yep, it got worse.

Awwwww, she's getting hate.

OOOOH! flips! The main character is apparently a gymnast. +1

Interesting. A lesbian flirt in an all-girl's academy dedicated to ass-to-ass interactions. Well, it certainly makes sense.

Apparently the main character has a great ass.

good lord. let's just pull that one-piece even tighter in her ass crack.

+1

I have no shame.

OOH! A flashback to the training academy entrance exam!

"Her butt muscles are so strong!" - actual quote +1

cameltoe shot in slow-mo. I'm tempted to count off for this, but I'll give it a pass.

her friend just gave her ass a pat and it jiggled nicely. man, if I was counting off for fanservice...

DAMN. Girl just got K'Oed by a tit! +1

a move called "butt guillotine". +1

OOOOPS! nip slip! I wonder if in the freeze-frame it's an actual nip or just areolae.

Dawwww the friend left judo for keijo to wear cute swimsuits (it's played above a pool).

Meeting the roommates!

One of them has an accent apparently, but I can't tell.

the credits have more ass and boob shots. of course.

total: +4

I think this will be interesting.

Is Kaga-san a competitor?


Also, Moff likes his ecchi-sketchy with adults. Like so:

Oh, Pocky Game...

Are they adults in this show of yours or middle-schoolers? <_<

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Does anyone actually know what this noise is even supposed to communicate?

Happy acceptance or acknowledgement?

moff it's mentioned that they graduated high school, so 18-20 or so.

...Non Non Biyori is the final level. Huh.