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Topic Subject: Splasch Splasch LV - Panzer Vorwärts!
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posted 10-03-15 02:44 PM CT (US)   
Splasch Splasch LV: Panzer Vorwärts!



Our heroes, the renowned Team Anglerfish!




"Their formation is marvelous, isn't it?"
"Yeah."
"It's amazing that they can maintain their speed and move without breaking formation."





Tank matches:
1 - Defibriliator begins the advance with a frightening Japanese schoolgirl battle-shriek!
25 - Defibriliator loads the shell for the decisive shot against Lady Sipia's Splash Effect juggernaut.
50 - Defibriliator is declared Hero of Pravda Girls High School and the KV-1 is made Hero Tank of Pravda Girls High School in recognition of their glorious posts.
69 - "What are you doing, Moff-chan!?" "I can't help it, this Sherman is so cramped..."
75 - Damn, this babe's already Hero of Pravda Girls High School... okay then, now Defibriliator's Superhero of Pravda Girls High School!
97 - "No, not there! Moff-chan!"
100 - Moff finally clambers out of the tank, rather sweaty. She got what she wanted, clearly.
250 - Elder Terrier, a bitch gone wild, rampages through Pravda's garage smashing up T-34s and shrieking profanities.
500 - Excelsior riffles through war notes.
750 - Lildbehr makes small talk during teatime.
1000 - Ax_girl1 scores victory for... Mina-souta? Ever heard of it, Terrier-chan?
1250 - Popeychops wears a dainty sundress as she stands upon her vehicle, victorious.
1500 - Ax_girl1 performs a cute curtsey as she annihilates a King Tiger.
1750 - Elder Terrier defends herself for enjoying a good Finnish ditty
The Somme, 1916 - Popeychops alarmingly replaces her Union Jack for a strange red flag
El Alamein, 1942 - ColdCanuck runs out of ammunition; improvises by firing The Fountainhead
Kursk, 1943 - Lady Sipia regrets everything
The Bulge, 1944 - Mithril Dame takes a wrong turn and drives into the English Channel
Hochwald Gap, 1945 - TriRem rewards her Maginot comrades... despite losing again
Korea, 1950 - CarolKarine needs to consider riding in another tank with talk like that
Sinai, 1967 - Moff grins tiredly with satisfaction and puts away her paddle
Golan Heights, 1973 - CarolKarine steals Moff's paddle and plots revenge
73 Easting, 1991 - Moff welcomes CK's naughty vengeance... even if it means sitting is difficult for a while
2000 - ax_girl1 is creeped out by the stuff going on in the tank... but fascinated, as well
2250 -
2500 -





Rules:

- Don't give a damn about civilian property.
- If an enemy's tank hatch is open, you may still shoot at it.
- Hide broken tanks in caves, lakes and abandoned warehouses.
- Ignore drowning schoolgirls screaming for help, Miho!
- We're supposed to stay high up on the hierarchy of arguments.
- No contraband images or <html> tags, kudasai!




The Tanking Schools:









Anzio Girls High School

- L3/35 commander and sultry Latin beauty! Mithril Dame!
- L3/35 driver and another sultry Latin beauty! Lurkur!
Kuromorimine Girls High School

- Tiger II commander and Panzerschokolade party animal! Jane the Late!
- Tiger II gunner, missing in action! Lady Sipia!
- Tiger II loader and perverted social outcast! Jetkill Fastmurder!
- Tiger II driver, should get on well with Erwin! Dead_End!
- Tiger II radio operator, clearly prefers mount and blade to tank! Reganknight!
- Panzer II commander and slightly radical Germany fan! BF_Tanks!
- Panzer II loader and doujinshi club member! Chocolate Jesusifina!
- Panzer II driver and conspiracy club co-president! Aleph!
Ooarai Girls High School

- Ha-Go commander, rejoice yuri lovers! Lily Ericson!
- Ha-Go driver, I heard her father's a yakuza! THYMOLE!
- Ha-Go radio operator and transfer student! Fornen!
- Ram Mk II commander and token Westerner! ColdCanuck!
- Ram Mk II gunner and that girly horse-loving girl! Vinyl!
- Ram Mk II loader, really into goth stuff! The Gingerdead Woman!
- Ram Mk II driver, she's super kawaii! The Queen of 555!
- Ram Mk II zyxomma100, retaking year after year! zyxomma100!
Pravda Girls High School

- KV-1 commander, accepts apologies to the Finnish! Major Helper!
- KV-1 gunner with a terrifying Engrish nickname! Devestator!
- KV-1 loader, loves the Siberian wilderness! The Laughing Mule!
- KV-1 driver and a real bitch! Elder Terrier!
- KV-1 radio operator, disillusioned with her Bolshevik masters! Lady Basse!
Saunders Girls High School

- M4 Sherman commander and doujinishi club president! Moff!
- M4 Sherman gunner and secret Pravda lover! ax_girl1!
- M4 Sherman loader and hockey club member! HockeySammy18!
- M4 Sherman driver, call her Caroline! CarolKarine!
- M4 Sherman co-driver and closeted otaku girl! Excelsior!
St. Gloriana Girls High School

- Matilda II commander and blonde bimbo! Popeychops!
- Matilda II gunner and ghastly Francophile! Nowhere!
- Matilda II loader and notorious truant! Dark_Reign!
- Matilda II driver and melodramatic PG Tips sipper! Gunkanchud!
- Tetrarch commander, don't mess with this babe! Dexter Fei!
- Tetrarch gunner, prefers Soderblandning to Earl Grey! Lildbehr!
- Tetrarch driver and a suspected Kuromorimine spy! JtLs account!




Those who misbehave do the Anglerfish Dance!

- Jetkill Fastmurder is doing the Anglerfish Dance for being a pariah!
- Moff is doing the Anglerfish Dance for being a mean playground bully!



Other high school clubs here!
Splash Splash LIV - The Christmas Truce by Popeychops (10-03-15, 2501)
Splash Splash LIII - Splashes, Please by Moff (09-07-15, 2501)
Splash Splash LII - The Revolutionary Republic by Popeychops (04-24-15, 2501)
Splash Splash LI: Anarchy! by ax_man1 (01-18-15, 2500)
Splash Splash L: The United Splashes General Assembly by Popeychops (09-28-14, 2512)
Splash Splash XLVIX: Fantastic Fantasy And All The Other Stuff That Accompanies It by Major Helper (07-09-14, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVIII: Speakeasy by trebuchet king (10-27-13, 2501)
Splash Splash XLVII - The First Splashtastic Empire by Moff (06-06-13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVI - Dead Cthulhu Awakens by ax_man1 (03-16-13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLV - The Vatican of Pope Popeychops I by Popeychops (01-01-13, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIV: The Year That Never Should Have Been by CarolKarine (12-31-12*, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIII - The Dark Side Of The Splash by Felix36 (07-31-12, 2502)
Splash Splash XLII: Aperture Science by TitanKing (05-10-12, 2529)
Splash Splash XLI: The Splashclear Wasteland by Other White Meat (2-24-12, 2573)
Splash Splash XL: Splashplotation! by Lord Basse (11-28-11, 2541)
Splash Splash XXXIX - The Gentlemen's Banquet by Turty (07-22-11, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXVIII - The Spamish Inquisition by Lord Basse (02-17-11, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVII - AoKH Gazette Times Weekly by morgoth bauglir (07-26-10, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVI -- Ultra Hip Old School Edition by Aro (07-20-08, 1900)
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud (02-22-08, 2501)
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu (10-25-07, 2542)
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk (08-30-07, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse (08-02-07, 2511)
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily (5-20-07, 2557)
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea (03-03-07, 2523)
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud (01-01-07, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre (11-20-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over byThunder77 (09-20-06, 2500)
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav (07-31-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver (06-06-06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet (05-02-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea (04-12-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight (03-24-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood (03-06-06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe (01-02-06, 2501)
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo (10-12-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2 (08-07-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW (06-28-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by trebuchet king (04-22-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood (01-27-05, 2500)
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy (12-14-04, 2502)
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo (11-14-04, 2500)
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish II (09-27-04, 2501)
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1 (08-28-04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight (08-17-04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe (07-08-04, 2502)
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good (05-19-04, 2500)
Splash Splash VII - The Coma Continues by Darkmaster (03-29-04, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100 (02-08-04, 2500)
Splash Splash V: Resuscitated by nav (01-05-04, 2500)
Rattle, Rattle by Adder (11-19-03, 2500)
Splash, Splash IV: The Legacy Continues by Tonto Simfish (09-03-03, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100 (06-23-03, 2500)
The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (10-17-2002 / 10-17-2008, 23613)
splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (?-?-01, 4823)
chirp chirp by dedkrikit (05-08-01, 2533)
Mooooooooo by cow_gone_mad (03-20-01, 7683)

*XLIV is the shortest-lived offensive on record, lasting a mere 28 hours, 17 minutes


[This message has been edited by Popeychops (edited 12-03-2015 @ 10:43 PM).]

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posted 12-11-15 11:38 PM CT (US)     2476 / 2502  
Where'd I put that Viking chorus...?
posted 12-11-15 11:39 PM CT (US)     2477 / 2502  
posted 12-11-15 11:40 PM CT (US)     2478 / 2502  
That's the spirit!

But 800px width, John. <_<





Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
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posted 12-11-15 11:41 PM CT (US)     2479 / 2502  

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["The prequels were great. They had some unironic high moments, laughable low points, and a cornucopia of memes. The sequels are just porridge and white noise." -Some internet rando.]
posted 12-11-15 11:42 PM CT (US)     2480 / 2502  
Is Daft Serious a competitor to Daft Punk?

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
posted 12-11-15 11:42 PM CT (US)     2481 / 2502  
posted 12-11-15 11:42 PM CT (US)     2482 / 2502  
Great. Now I've got the Downfall parody version of Hatsune Miku's version of the Finnish folk song "Ievan Polkka" stuck in my head. Thank you, Moff.
posted 12-11-15 11:43 PM CT (US)     2483 / 2502  

[This message has been edited by John the Late (edited 12-11-2015 @ 11:44 PM).]

posted 12-11-15 11:43 PM CT (US)     2484 / 2502  

THIS THREAD EXISTED BECAUSE WE ALLOWED IT. NOW IT WILL END, BECAUSE WE DEMAND IT.

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
posted 12-11-15 11:44 PM CT (US)     2485 / 2502  
...Ten videos at a time...?

That's it. Come on, ol' girl.

*starts engine*
posted 12-11-15 11:44 PM CT (US)     2486 / 2502  
Great. Now I've got the Downfall parody version of Hatsune Miku's version of the Finnish folk song "Ievan Polkka" stuck in my head. Thank you, Moff.
You are absolutely welcome.

Get Panzerlied stuck in instead. <_<

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
posted 12-11-15 11:44 PM CT (US)     2487 / 2502  
posted 12-11-15 11:45 PM CT (US)     2488 / 2502  
posted 12-11-15 11:45 PM CT (US)     2489 / 2502  
@moff: Who knows

"Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power wed already be a class-III civilization and our rockets wouldve reached Andromeda by now."
« Cliffs! (4.5) »

["The prequels were great. They had some unironic high moments, laughable low points, and a cornucopia of memes. The sequels are just porridge and white noise." -Some internet rando.]
posted 12-11-15 11:46 PM CT (US)     2490 / 2502  
Looks like this thread got a bit dirty... let's clean it off!

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?

[This message has been edited by Moff (edited 12-11-2015 @ 11:46 PM).]

posted 12-11-15 11:46 PM CT (US)     2491 / 2502  
posted 12-11-15 11:47 PM CT (US)     2492 / 2502  
Nah. Actually, I think I like the Ievan Polkka. Unlike modern songs, it's catchy because it's fun.
posted 12-11-15 11:47 PM CT (US)     2493 / 2502  
posted 12-11-15 11:47 PM CT (US)     2494 / 2502  
Right men... we gotta rush it so the mods can't lock on 2500 exactly! JETZT GEHT'S LOS!

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
posted 12-11-15 11:47 PM CT (US)     2495 / 2502  
...Should I poke it?
posted 12-11-15 11:48 PM CT (US)     2496 / 2502  
posted 12-11-15 11:48 PM CT (US)     2497 / 2502  
POKE EVERYTHING!

EXCEPT PANZER, IT POKES BACK!

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?

[This message has been edited by Moff (edited 12-11-2015 @ 11:48 PM).]

posted 12-11-15 11:48 PM CT (US)     2498 / 2502  
DAMMIT YOU GUYS WERE SUPPOSED TO NINJA

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?

[This message has been edited by Moff (edited 12-11-2015 @ 11:49 PM).]

posted 12-11-15 11:48 PM CT (US)     2499 / 2502  
*poke*
posted 12-11-15 11:49 PM CT (US)     2500 / 2502  
Ha.
posted 12-11-15 11:49 PM CT (US)     2501 / 2502  
PONIES

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
posted 12-11-15 11:49 PM CT (US)     2502 / 2502  
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