Splash Splash LVI - All aboard the SS ESS ESS!

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John the Late
Knight

posted 12-11-15 11:52 PM CT (US)

The bane of all dictators and politburos and oil-bearing countries, the mighty S.S. ESSESS makes her way accross the seven seas! Spreading democracy 24/7, the S.S. ESSESS and her crew - the best of the best - are the absolute elite of the liberty fleet. Dictatorship-crushing, minority-liberating and conflict-deescalating all over the globe, the fearless seamen hold the rest of the world's navies in bay and keep the ship in its top-of-the line model condition, while far above their heads the famed flying aces of the ESSESS roam the skies, fighting the enemies of democracy.
As the sun rises, a new threat appears on the horizon, but the S.S. ESSESS and her crew are ready...

Countries liberated:

1 - Elder Terrier, the first to enroll
100 - Moff, starting what will become a mass liberation
250 - Moff, striking twice
500 - Moff, doing a hat trick for liberty
666 - Major Helper, exorcising Moff's sorcery
1000 - Elder Terrier, spreading canned meat culture
1111 - Moff, starting a vivid battleship trade
1234 - Gunkanchud, plotting succession
1337 - ax_man1, realising his time is limited
1500 - Moff, acquiring a Panzerschiff
1776 - Elder Terrier, making a libertarian mess
1944 - Popeychops, showing grim realism
2000 - Elder Terrier, enlarging his collection
2222 - Moff, ...whatever
2500 - ColdCanuck, finishing the mission

Rules:

No fire, smoking, or open light on the deck near fuel or weaponry.
Don't drop the bombs when loading the fighters.
Do not use the catapult when not in a fighter.
No jumping off the deck. Trespassers will not be picked up from now on!
No beer before 1600. Only applies in sight of high command.

Detention cell and Piranha Tank
For those who do not follow orders or disobey the ship rules.

Currently in detention:

TitanKing, for not following the safety instructions regarding flames

ax_man1, for insubordination
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Admirality
John the Late, Fleet Admiral
Leif Ericson, Chief of Naval Ops, of Viking descent
Dead_End, Vice Admiral
Blatant, Inspector decreed by government
Major Helper, Lieutenant Commander, knows how to deal with communist enemies
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Seamen
Basse, Lieutenant, has experience with sinking ships
Lord Basse, retired Lieutenant Commander who dreams of being royal
Lord Sipia, Petty officer 3rd class, share's LB's dream
Nowhere, Petty officer 2nd class, excellent at avoiding work
Reganknight, rather quiet Seaman Apprentice
TitanKing, Seaman Apprentice on detention
Dementor561, replacement for TitanKing

Aviation
ax_man1, squadron leader
Lurkur, Naval Aviator, used to high altitudes from his country
ColdCanuck, Naval Aviator, called "Ice"
Devestator, crazy weaponry technician
Mithril Knight, Mexican machinist with a green card
Chud, machinist with totalitarian fantasies
Elder Terrier, cleaner who likes to have everything shine
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Civilians
Popeychops, local priest
CarolKarine, barkeeper
HockeySam, sports instructor
Moff, reserve veterinary with a complex
Mayank, Indian entertainer
RedHandedJill, medic
Dexter Fei, writer with a writer's blockade, seeking inspiration
Eurotool, local brewer
Monk, another cleric!
oliver, ship architect
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AWOL
Felix36, veterinary
Chocolate Jesus, ship mascot
Aleph, conspiracy theorist (suspected dead)
Aro, former Admiral gone insane
Excelsior, used to excel at his job, now gone missing
zyxomma100, was rather elusive all the time anyway
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Previous battle ships:
Those who gave their lives defending freedom
Splash Splash LV - Panzer Vorw�rts! by Chud (03.10.15, 2502)
Splash Splash LIV - The Christmas Truce by Popeychops (08.07.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LIII - Splashes, Please by Moff (24.04.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LII - The Revolutionary Republic by Popeychops (18.01.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LI: Anarchy! by ax_man1 (28.09.14, 2500)
Splash Splash L: The United Splashes General Assembly by Popeychops (09.07.14, 2512)
Splash Splash XLVIX: Fantastic Fantasy And All The Other Stuff That Accompanies It by Major Helper (24.03.14, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVIII: Speakeasy by trebuchet king (27.10.13, 2501)
Splash Splash XLVII - The First Splashtastic Empire by Moff (06.06.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVI - Dead Cthulhu Awakens by ax_man1 (16.03.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLV - The Vatican of Pope Popeychops I by Popeychops (01.01.13, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIV: The Year That Never Should Have Been by CarolKarine 31.12.12*, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIII - The Dark Side Of The Splash by Felix36 (31.07.12, 2502)
Splash Splash XLII: Aperture Science by TitanKing (10.05.12, 2529)
Splash Splash XLI: The Splashclear Wasteland by Other White Meat (24.02.12, 2573)
Splash Splash XL: Splashplotation! by Lord Basse (28.11.11, 2541)
Splash Splash XXXIX - The Gentlemen's Banquet by Turty (22.07.11, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXVIII - The Spamish Inquisition by Lord Basse (17.02.11, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVII - AoKH Gazette Times Weekly by morgoth bauglir (26.07.10, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVI -- Ultra Hip Old School Edition by Aro (20.07.08, 1900)
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud (22.02.08, 2501)
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu (25.10.07, 2542)
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk (30.08.07, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse (02.08.07, 2511)
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily (20.05.07, 2557)
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea (03.03.07, 2523)
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud (01.01.07, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre (20.11.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over byThunder77 (20.09.06, 2500)
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav (31.07.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver (06.06.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet (02.05.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea (12.04.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight (24.03.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood (06.03.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe (02.01.06, 2501)
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo (12.10.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2 (07.08.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW (28.06.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by trebuchet king (22.04.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood (27.01.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy (14.12.04, 2502)
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo (14.11.04, 2500)
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish II (27.09.04, 2501)
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1 (28.08.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight (17.08.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe (08.07.04, 2502)
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good (19.05.04, 2500)
Splash Splash VII - The Coma Continues by Darkmaster (29.03.04, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100 (08.02.04, 2500)
Splash Splash V: Resuscitated by nav (05.01.04, 2500)
Rattle, Rattle by Adder (19.11.03, 2500)
Splash, Splash IV: The Legacy Continues by Tonto Simfish (03.09.03, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100 (23.06.03, 2500)
The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (17.10.2002 / 17.10.2008, 23613)
splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (?.?.01, 4823)
chirp chirp by dedkrikit (08.05.01, 2533)
Mooooooooo by cow_gone_mad (20.03.01, 7683)

*XLIV is the fastest sinking ship on record, taking a mere 28 hours and 17 minutes from launch to hitting the sea floor.

The AoKH Continuous Screenshot Competition X | The CSC Archives VI | Unnamed RP Map project - 99% finished

[This message has been edited by John the Late (edited 01-30-2016 @ 03:55 AM).]

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Elder Terrier
Banned

posted 12-11-15 11:53 PM CT (US) 1 / 2520

Fits me. I consider myself a good cleaner.

Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)

posted 12-11-15 11:54 PM CT (US) 2 / 2520

I was definitely expecting men in black and silver uniforms. I am pleasantly surprised.

Can we instead have girls in black and burgundy uniforms?

Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?

Elder Terrier
Banned

posted 12-11-15 11:58 PM CT (US) 3 / 2520

No.

*smacks Moff with a duster*

Now get your sick fantasies off of the floor. I just cleaned that.

ax_man1
Squire

posted 12-12-15 00:02 AM CT (US) 4 / 2520

I might endorse this thread, but the lack of a piranha tank...I dunno...but then again you did make me a squadron leader. I guess the Detention cell can stand in for the n00b Timeout Pen.

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are

John the Late
Knight

posted 12-12-15 00:21 AM CT (US) 5 / 2520

What an oversight on my part! Will add in a minute.

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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl

posted 12-12-15 01:41 AM CT (US) 6 / 2520

It feels good to not be in the same country as Donald Trump.

Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile

John the Late
Knight

posted 12-12-15 01:54 AM CT (US) 7 / 2520

Haha, take care. If you ban him from entering, he might have to liberate your country later on.

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Lord Sipia
Squire

posted 12-12-15 02:27 AM CT (US) 8 / 2520

Oh, so you finally finished it off, huh? Guess I'd better get off my butt and try this again.

Also holy picspams, Batman.

"Have you ever had a dream that you thought was impossible to achieve? Well, some people say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day! So you can definitely do it."
--Tofu the dog's infinite wisdom

"British English is easy! Just use an 's' instead of a 'z' and replace 'or' with 'our' and you're dandy." "Do you want pissa our noodles for dinner?" "u better not piss in r noodles m8"
--Classic exchange between Popeychops and John the Late

Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)

posted 12-12-15 03:09 AM CT (US) 9 / 2520

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson

Basse
Squire

posted 12-12-15 07:06 AM CT (US) 10 / 2520

I like this one

ColdCanuck
Squire
(id: Coldviper)

posted 12-12-15 08:05 AM CT (US) 11 / 2520

Elder Terrier
Banned

posted 12-12-15 09:41 AM CT (US) 12 / 2520

You know, I just noticed something interesting: All of the current competing Splash Splash hosts have never hosted one before.

If only I had my SpoilerFest up and running.

Oh, well. This will still be interesting, nonetheless.

*cleans window*

Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)

posted 12-12-15 09:43 AM CT (US) 13 / 2520

Sippy did get kinda... run roughshod over last time.

And also I like his theme best, but I do kinda feel bad for him. Also, I make him watch stuff he hates, which is another reason to feel bad...

CarolKarine
Squire

posted 12-12-15 09:59 AM CT (US) 14 / 2520

this has my vote.

because just maybe it's close enough to a kancolle splash that moff will never need to host an actual kancolle splash.

Proud owner of Splash Splash XLIV: Leave it there for someone to find, Which is on record for being the fastest thread to reach 2500 posts - which was completed in 28 hours and 17 minutes, from start to finish!
Yeah, the republican party is pretty much one big schizophrenic ball of contradictions nowadays. - Ax_man1
double post for milestone, then relentlessly bash on the community for the hell of it... stay classy thymole. - Lurker

Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)

posted 12-12-15 10:01 AM CT (US) 15 / 2520

...No, it's not. Wrong country. And no googly-eyed weirdos with massive Sapphic undertones.

This will not spare you the KanColle... this will only accelerate it by proving the viability of boat-based SS's. <_<

ax_man1
Squire

posted 12-12-15 10:02 AM CT (US) 16 / 2520

Eh, I'll throw an endorsement in here.

Endorsed.

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are

Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)

posted 12-12-15 10:04 AM CT (US) 17 / 2520

Wait, Ax, I thought you hated the idea of mods hosting SS's.

CarolKarine
Squire

posted 12-12-15 10:15 AM CT (US) 18 / 2520

no, he dislikes you, himself, and popey hosting them. This is John's first SS.

[This message has been edited by CarolKarine (edited 12-12-2015 @ 10:16 AM).]

Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)

posted 12-12-15 10:17 AM CT (US) 19 / 2520

Ah, that's fair enough. And this does strike another blow against the Piranha Tank.

Elder Terrier
Banned

posted 12-12-15 10:18 AM CT (US) 20 / 2520

It's everybody's first Splash Splash.

Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)

posted 12-12-15 10:41 AM CT (US) 21 / 2520

ah what the hell

Err-I mean *endorsement*

ᴥ "Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power we�d already be a class-III civilization and our rockets would�ve reached Andromeda by now." ᴥ
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Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)

posted 12-12-15 10:50 AM CT (US) 22 / 2520

You know what goes with boats? Fish...

ax_man1
Squire

posted 12-12-15 10:52 AM CT (US) 23 / 2520

no, he dislikes you, himself, and popey hosting them. This is John's first SS.

Pretty much this. Yeah, John's a mod, but since he's never hosted one, I'll make an exception

I'm still of a mind where we do cycling hosts, where no one hosts again until everyone else has hosted one.

ax_man1

Owner of a post 500, 1000, 1500, 2000, and 2500
Not all are in the same thread, but 4 of them are

Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)

posted 12-12-15 10:55 AM CT (US) 24 / 2520

So, what you're saying is I'll have lots of time to perfect my KanColle SS and get everyone assigned to their proper roles?

[This message has been edited by Moff (edited 12-12-2015 @ 10:55 AM).]

Lord Sipia
Squire

posted 12-12-15 10:56 AM CT (US) 25 / 2520

I'm still of a mind where we do cycling hosts, where no one hosts again until everyone else has hosted one.

But that just gives the last person in line a carte-blanche to make an absolutely zero-effort SS theme.

Besides, who's "everyone"? Does that include that one noob who's only made two posts so far and has no idea what's going on?

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