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ColdCanuck
Squire
(id: Coldviper)
posted 04-22-16 09:29 PM CT (US)   


Join us in building a wall to keep those dirty other HG'ers out! We'll make the town crier great....again.




Milestones in the construction of the wall.
1 - Eurotool "The First Canadian to work on the wall"
25 - Eurotool "Snags a double double as we call it in Canada"
100 - Mithril Knight "Typical Mexican steals the 100th brick and makes his way north of the Border"
500 - Mithril Knight "The Mexican steals the 500th milestone, a moral victory if nothing else."
800 - Popeychops "The queen's representative raises an eyebrow at the sheer size of the wall thusfar..."we never should have let them have their own country"."
1000 -
1111 -
1337 -
1500 -
1865 -
1961 -
1969 -
2000 -
2286 -
2500 -



Rules:
- Don't complain about working on daddy's wall
- You must refer to our deity as "daddy"
- Ignore any real solutions to problems
- Shout a lot
- No ponies or you'll be banished to mexico
- Bonus points for saying "may the emails be with you hillary"




Our glorious wall.(In progress)


GLORIOUS SUPPORTERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON!


Where all the people we don't like go.



Previous Terms:
Splash Splash LVII - The AoKH Splash Agency by Popeychops (01.29.16, 2546)
Splash Splash LVI - All aboard the SS ESS ESS! by John the Late (12.11.15, 2520)
Splash Splash LV - Panzer Vorwärts! by Chud (03.10.15, 2502)
Splash Splash LIV - The Christmas Truce by Popeychops (08.07.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LIII - Splashes, Please by Moff (24.04.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LII - The Revolutionary Republic by Popeychops (18.01.15, 2501)
Splash Splash LI: Anarchy! by ax_man1 (28.09.14, 2500)
Splash Splash L: The United Splashes General Assembly by Popeychops (09.07.14, 2512)
Splash Splash XLVIX: Fantastic Fantasy And All The Other Stuff That Accompanies It by Major Helper (24.03.14, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVIII: Speakeasy by trebuchet king (27.10.13, 2501)
Splash Splash XLVII - The First Splashtastic Empire by Moff (06.06.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLVI - Dead Cthulhu Awakens by ax_man1 (16.03.13, 2500)
Splash Splash XLV - The Vatican of Pope Popeychops I by Popeychops (01.01.13, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIV: The Year That Never Should Have Been by CarolKarine 31.12.12*, 2502)
Splash Splash XLIII - The Dark Side Of The Splash by Felix36 (31.07.12, 2502)
Splash Splash XLII: Aperture Science by TitanKing (10.05.12, 2529)
Splash Splash XLI: The Splashclear Wasteland by Other White Meat (24.02.12, 2573)
Splash Splash XL: Splashplotation! by Lord Basse (28.11.11, 2541)
Splash Splash XXXIX - The Gentlemen's Banquet by Turty (22.07.11, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXVIII - The Spamish Inquisition by Lord Basse (17.02.11, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVII - AoKH Gazette Times Weekly by morgoth bauglir (26.07.10, 2513)
Splash Splash XXXVI -- Ultra Hip Old School Edition by Aro (20.07.08, 1900)
Splash Splash XXXV: The Neo-Socialist-Sovereign-Arocratic Republic by Scud (22.02.08, 2501)
Splash Splash XXXIV: Rebuilding the Ark by Ornlu (25.10.07, 2542)
Splash Splash XXXIII: Order restored by Monk (30.08.07, 2514)
Splash Splash XXXII: Get Medieval! by Lord Basse (02.08.07, 2511)
Splash Splash XXXI: Open your window(s) by Snaily (20.05.07, 2557)
Splash Splash XXX: Pics inside by newIdea (03.03.07, 2523)
Splash Splash XXIX: Not the usual by Scud (01.01.07, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVIII: Brave New Thread by Cobra the Mediocre (20.11.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXVII: Game Over byThunder77 (20.09.06, 2500)
Splash Splash (continuation of mooooooooooooo) -- Pirate Invasion by nav (31.07.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXV: The Good Ol' Days by oliver (06.06.06, 2500)
Splash Splash XXIV: The Takeover by TheTrebuchet (02.05.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXIII: Paint Wars by newIdea (12.04.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXII: Return to Former Glory by Crimson Knight (24.03.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XXI: Return of El Presidante by WatchWood (06.03.06, 2500)
Splash Splash Part XX (Continuation of moooooo): Old School by Tonto_DaVe (02.01.06, 2501)
Splash Splash XIX: Three Years of Madness by kevo (12.10.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVIII: Sanity is Overrated by FD2 (07.08.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVII: The Enlightenment by MW (28.06.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XVI: The Spampire Strikes Back by trebuchet king (22.04.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XV: Spam Reduction by WatchWood (27.01.05, 2500)
Splash Splash XIV: Get Hyphy by Daddy (14.12.04, 2502)
Splash Splash XIII: kevo's revenge by kevo (14.11.04, 2500)
Splash Splash XII: Insanity is Bliss by Simfish II (27.09.04, 2501)
Splash Splash XI: There is No Ban Button by ax_man1 (28.08.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part X: A New Age by Crimson Knight (17.08.04, 2500)
Splash Splash Part IX (Continuation of moooooo): Game 1 by Tonto DaVe (08.07.04, 2502)
Splash Splash Part VIII: Regurgitated by Raptor the Good (19.05.04, 2500)
Splash Splash VII - The Coma Continues by Darkmaster (29.03.04, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part VI- Continuation of mooooooooooo by zyxomma100 (08.02.04, 2500)
Splash Splash V: Resuscitated by nav (05.01.04, 2500)
Rattle, Rattle by Adder (19.11.03, 2500)
Splash, Splash IV: The Legacy Continues by Tonto Simfish (03.09.03, 2500)
Splash Splash: Part III- A New Beginning by zyxomma100 (23.06.03, 2500)
The New splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (17.10.2002 / 17.10.2008, 23613)
splash splash(continuation of moooooooooo) by Tonto Simfish (?.?.01, 4823)
chirp chirp by dedkrikit (08.05.01, 2533)
Mooooooooo by cow_gone_mad (20.03.01, 7683)

*XLIV is the shortest electoral campaign on record, winning the White House in just 28 hours and 17 minutes.

[This message has been edited by ColdCanuck (edited 05-20-2016 @ 04:52 PM).]

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Eurotool
Hero
posted 04-22-16 09:30 PM CT (US)     1 / 2504  
Endorsing because Canada
꧁ 𝓎𝑒𝓈, 𝒾 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓅𝑒 ꧂
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-22-16 09:31 PM CT (US)     2 / 2504  
No Trump. Please. It might be real.
Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Eurotool
Hero
posted 04-22-16 09:32 PM CT (US)     3 / 2504  
may the emails be with you hillary
꧁ 𝓎𝑒𝓈, 𝒾 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓅𝑒 ꧂
ColdCanuck
Squire
(id: Coldviper)
posted 04-22-16 09:32 PM CT (US)     4 / 2504  
GET IN LINE AND PULL YOUR WEIGHT ON THE CONSTRUCTION OF OUR WALL
Elder Terrier
Banned
posted 04-22-16 09:40 PM CT (US)     5 / 2504  
No. It's your wall. You build it.
Eurotool
Hero
posted 04-22-16 09:44 PM CT (US)     6 / 2504  
No. It's your wall. You build it.
DEPORTED!
꧁ 𝓎𝑒𝓈, 𝒾 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓅𝑒 ꧂
ColdCanuck
Squire
(id: Coldviper)
posted 04-22-16 09:48 PM CT (US)     7 / 2504  
Eurotool you'll be appointed to chief minister of Deportations.
Elder Terrier
Banned
posted 04-22-16 09:50 PM CT (US)     8 / 2504  
Fine. I didn't want to be in this country, anyways.

May the e-mails be with you, Hillary, for they certainly aren't with me. *departs*
Mithril Knight
Squire
posted 04-22-16 09:55 PM CT (US)     9 / 2504  
But... are Mexicans allowed in this Splash Splash?
►►►►Mithril Knight◄◄◄◄
My Works
¡Viva México!
My Coat of Arms
ColdCanuck
Squire
(id: Coldviper)
posted 04-22-16 09:58 PM CT (US)     10 / 2504  
Only if you enter legally
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-22-16 09:58 PM CT (US)     11 / 2504  
After four to six years.
Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
ColdCanuck
Squire
(id: Coldviper)
posted 04-22-16 10:07 PM CT (US)     12 / 2504  
I pledge to cut that waiting period down to 4-6 posts
Elder Terrier
Banned
posted 04-22-16 10:09 PM CT (US)     13 / 2504  
That's about as likely as a Cobra attacking a castle.

Oh, wait...
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-22-16 10:38 PM CT (US)     14 / 2504  
So, Trump will build a wall to keep out aliens on the ground... but what about aliens in the sky?

YOU HAVE NOTHING
Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Lurkur
Squire
(id: OtmShankIiI)
posted 04-22-16 11:04 PM CT (US)     15 / 2504  
*bricks*

There. I did my part. >_>
ᴥ "Seriously, if human stupidity could be used as a source of power we’d already be a class-III civilization and our rockets would’ve reached Andromeda by now." ᴥ
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Elder Terrier
Banned
posted 04-22-16 11:46 PM CT (US)     16 / 2504  
*unpacks trebuchet and attacks tree in the wall*
Lilthbehr
Squire
(id: Lildbehr)
posted 04-23-16 02:14 AM CT (US)     17 / 2504  
*Makes a trigger that replaces the tree with a new tree* (A pine tree)

Also great idea for a SS CC!
AN EVIL TONGUE IS A MAN'S BANE.
(The above poster is right, did you know that?)
Proud associate of Monsoon Studios

[This message has been edited by Lildbehr (edited 04-23-2016 @ 08:17 AM).]

Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 04-23-16 05:20 AM CT (US)     18 / 2504  
This is actually quite funny
Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Lord Basse
MI6 Scenario-Making Machine
posted 04-23-16 06:24 AM CT (US)     19 / 2504  
This Splash Splash has my formal endorsement. I don't think anyone will be able to... trump this theme.
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Popeychops
"Cool" Huskarl
posted 04-23-16 06:27 AM CT (US)     20 / 2504  
*Takes off glasses*
Member of BlackForest Studios
Co-creator of Silent Evil (4.6) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2009 (Most Fave'd Multiplayer Scenario)
and The Seas of Egressa (4.8) Voted Best Multiplayer Scenario of 2010
"Popey just hates everywhere." - Chocolate Jesus, on my fear of Romanian organ-traffickers
"Hooray for Dear Leader-Comrade-Generalissimo-Presidente-Lord Protector Popey!" - Lord Sipia, on my benevolent, iron-fisted rule
"You're not Popeychops; you don't get to physics." - Moff, in response to a clumsy muon simile
Neochud
Squire
(id: Taichud)
posted 04-23-16 06:29 AM CT (US)     21 / 2504  
This is brilliant. I endorse this one.
Monk
Squire
(id: scheming_monk)
posted 04-23-16 07:52 AM CT (US)     22 / 2504  
Seeing Trumps ugly face over and over is bound to get very old

EDIT: BTW what is the deal with the apricot logo over at OD?
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[This message has been edited by Monk (edited 04-23-2016 @ 07:58 AM).]

Lilthbehr
Squire
(id: Lildbehr)
posted 04-23-16 08:22 AM CT (US)     23 / 2504  
*Shrugs and grunts*
AN EVIL TONGUE IS A MAN'S BANE.
(The above poster is right, did you know that?)
Proud associate of Monsoon Studios
Kongou Dess
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 04-23-16 09:37 AM CT (US)     24 / 2504  
This is brilliant. I endorse this one.
So you will not enter the competition? <_<
Purveyor of the Poi | Deliverer of Desu | Weeaboo Brony Conserative - The Ultimate Foe to the Internet
Lord Sipia: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SIPPY IS EXCLUDED! EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR SANITY" | Also Lord Sipia: "...Of course. Prepare the butter."
Hi, I'm Kongou! Are you my admiral?
Eurotool
Hero
posted 04-23-16 09:54 AM CT (US)     25 / 2504  
I just had a very strange dream. ET was somehow in it .
꧁ 𝓎𝑒𝓈, 𝒾 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓅𝑒 ꧂
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