Cheats
So you just finished playing a game, and now you feel like having some fun,
maybe stomping some computers into oblivion using… “unconventional methods”.
You’ve come to the right place; like most games, Age of Empires II comes with it’s
own built-in cheats, that allow you to defy logic/gravity and gain some extra loot.
Be warned, however; these cheats are very addictive, and you might find yourself
spawning a few Furious the Monkey boys if you’re ever close to losing….
Cheese Steak Jimmy’s — 1000+ Food
Robin Hood — 1000+ Gold
Rock On — 1000+ Stone
Lumberjack — 1000+ Wood
I Love the Monkey Head — Get a VMDL (Villager Male Dave Lewis), a naked, extremely
fast unit
“Q) Can you tell us the story for “Villager Male David Lewis”?
A) Tragically, David Lewis is a full-time employee of Ensemble Studios, and I am stuck working with him on my next project.”
“Q) Please fill us in on the VDML joke. Who is it making fun of? Why did that person always say that? Why is he naked?
A) I am honor bound not to tell. It commemorates an event at a convention last year. If you see me at E3, ask again, and I’ll direct you to the person involved himself and he can tell you if he likes. He’s naked because he WAS. (I.e., it’s for historical accuracy.)”
–ES_Sandyman
How Do You Turn This On — Spawns a Cobra Car at your Town Center,
a fast, destructive, and all-around sexy car that shoots bullets
To Smithereens — Spawns a Saboteur at your Town Center,
a powerful, fast unit with a bonus against buildings that self-destructs
(similar to a Petard in The Conquerors, except more powerful)
Woof Woof — All birds turn into heroic flying dogs
Furious the Monkey Boy — Get Furious the Monkey Boy, a powerful
monkey child who will do your bidding
I R Winner — Win the game
Resign — Lose the game
WimpyWimpyWimpy — Lose the game
Marco — Reveals map geography
Polo — Removes Fog of War
Aegis — Instant building and gathering
Natural Wonders — Places you in the shoes of the wildlife,
allowing you to control all Gaia units
Torpedo # — Destroys a player (replace # with the player number)
Black Death — Destroys *all* players