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Skidbladnir
Mortal

posted 19 January 2005 10:27 PM EDT (US)

i need serious help. and yes this thread is kind of disgusting but natural. ok so im in school and then all of a sudden a get an erection? but this happens VERY often. is this normal? i mean i cant even walk up to the dry erase board without getting starred at! and its REALLY embarrassing when i cant even do the stuff in P.E because my shorts doint have pockets to hold me down. plz help.PLEASE HELP IM DESPERATE!

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Meteora
Mortal

posted 19 January 2005 10:28 PM EDT (US) 1 / 108

Were you near other men? Because that's usually a sign that you're gay.

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Force of Light
Mortal

posted 19 January 2005 10:30 PM EDT (US) 2 / 108

Why dont you try coming to school with 3 rolls of quarters in your pockets so your classmates don't know which it is.

I can fool you.

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Hikari
Mortal
(id: echowinds)

posted 19 January 2005 10:32 PM EDT (US) 3 / 108

ARe you wearing pants too tight? You know, too tight jeans can "molest" you.

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WilliamtheBloody
Mortal

posted 19 January 2005 10:32 PM EDT (US) 4 / 108

If it's that bloody noticeable, you'll have chicks on you in no time. Don't worry about it so much. Wave it around, if you want. Hell, turn it into your own personal fan system for cooling.

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Skidbladnir
Mortal

posted 19 January 2005 10:33 PM EDT (US) 5 / 108

umm it just happens im not even thinking about girls AND IM NOT GAY! WHY THE HECK DOES EVERYONE CALL ME GAY!!?!?!?!?!?!

GoForGoldenJarls
Mortal

posted 19 January 2005 10:33 PM EDT (US) 6 / 108

It happens. If it's that noticeable, do as WTB says, and wear tight jeans.

Meteora
Mortal

posted 19 January 2005 10:33 PM EDT (US) 7 / 108

WTB, his erections are obviously a sign that he's gay. He doesn't what chicks around him.

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Queen Hatshepsut
Mortal

posted 19 January 2005 10:34 PM EDT (US) 8 / 108

...as a female, it's a little affronting to have a guy with an erection next to you. Sure, it's funny when it's your friend or someone you like, but usually it's weird.

what

GoForGoldenJarls
Mortal

posted 19 January 2005 10:34 PM EDT (US) 9 / 108

No, it can just happen, Mete. He's not neccesarily gay.

Meteora
Mortal

posted 19 January 2005 10:36 PM EDT (US) 10 / 108

No shit, GFGJ.

Stop ruining what little fun I get in my deprived life.

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Parrothead jjohn
Mortal
(id: jjohn)

posted 19 January 2005 10:37 PM EDT (US) 11 / 108

True, I get em when I'm in school but I ussually think of Waveslaves mom excersizing, calms me down strait away.

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GoForGoldenJarls
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posted 19 January 2005 10:37 PM EDT (US) 12 / 108

Well, I doubt you would know because you're always thinking about Knighley

don't we all...

Parrothead jjohn
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posted 19 January 2005 10:38 PM EDT (US) 13 / 108

Thats why they happen in the first place.
We already have a Keira thread

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Meteora
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posted 19 January 2005 10:38 PM EDT (US) 14 / 108

No, sometimes I think of cheerleaders or father's cousin's daughters...

But yeah, most of the time it's Keira.

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Adder
Fallen Angel
(id: The Adder)

posted 19 January 2005 10:40 PM EDT (US) 15 / 108

Quote:

Were you near other men? Because that's usually a sign that you're gay.

LOL!

Stop thinking about the girl who's sitting in front of you who's noticeably wearing a thong and your problem is solved.

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beekay
Mortal
(id: black_knight_101)

posted 19 January 2005 10:43 PM EDT (US) 16 / 108

1. Stay out of the sun.
2. wear loose clothes.
3. stop visualising that disturbing scene. STOP IT!

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Meteora
Mortal

posted 19 January 2005 10:44 PM EDT (US) 17 / 108

In Catholic school its more of a problem since those skirts and stockings the girls wear are HOT.

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Parrothead jjohn
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posted 19 January 2005 10:46 PM EDT (US) 18 / 108

Mete, what ever happened to your fathers cousins sisters daughter? You never posted pics, meanie.

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Vergil
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posted 19 January 2005 10:49 PM EDT (US) 19 / 108

Yeah, it's normal. Most of the time it's from a sight you find exciting (probably a woman), but yeah, I've had times where it's happened for...really no reason at all. And I know I'm not alone all this, because of random discussions I have in Spanish class

Just wear some loose jeans, and it's not really that noticable. Unless you have a freakin huge cock, in which case....well you can't really do anything about that other than exercise self control.

And WTB has a point, although if you're huge, you'll probably get mixed signals of "Ugh that's gross" to "holy shit I want to get on that thing".

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In Catholic school its more of a problem since those skirts and stockings the girls wear are HOT.

Lucky bastard.

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SilverOsirisAOM
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posted 19 January 2005 10:50 PM EDT (US) 20 / 108

I get a boner in history...... every day. And its a rotating schedule so its not a time-of-day thing.

I told you I'd be back.

Meteora
Mortal

posted 19 January 2005 10:50 PM EDT (US) 21 / 108

Quote:

Mete, what ever happened to your fathers cousins sisters daughter? You never posted pics, meanie.

I don't have pics of her, and even if I did I would hesitate to post them.

Though maybe if I look around enough I could find a picture or two...

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Lucky bastard.

That's why I never complain about the uniforms.

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Parrothead jjohn
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posted 19 January 2005 10:52 PM EDT (US) 22 / 108

I was j/k about the posting of pics, to define more clearly, :P
I have a situation much like yours, your not alone

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Vergil
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posted 19 January 2005 10:53 PM EDT (US) 23 / 108

Bah, uniforms here would entail either really long skirts or pants-_-

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Force of Light
Mortal

posted 19 January 2005 10:54 PM EDT (US) 24 / 108

Scratch the roll of quarters idea. I'd go with WTB's plan.

I can fool you.

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Parrothead jjohn
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posted 19 January 2005 10:57 PM EDT (US) 25 / 108

Quote:

...as a female, it's a little affronting to have a guy with an erection next to you. Sure, it's funny when it's your friend or someone you like, but usually it's weird.

Lol, one time I positioned a roll of quarters so that it looked like I had a massive erection and made it extremely public, there was 4 girls around me I just played dumb, hilarious.

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jjohn is better than Elpea,and the Fonz put together - BK 101

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