The Blue Screen of Death:

*Image courtesy of Baske

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The Petition:
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the emotional bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Papaya has created a dreadful Blue Screen of Death to enforce his rulership over we, the people. He plannes to kill our computers with this, and therefore make us his nerdy slaves.

We, therefore, the Representatives of Blue Screen of Death Heaven (formerly Age of Mythology Heaven), in Technical Help & Bug Reporting, General, Strategy & DM Discussions
Scenario Design & Discussions, AI/RMS Scripting and Modding Discussions, Website Comments & Announcements, Assembled, appealing to the Inner Heart of the Papaya for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Forums, solemnly publish and declare, That these united forums are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent forums, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Papayan Crown, and that all emotional connection between them and the Empire of the Great Papaya, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent Forums, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, pee on mods, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Forums may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

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Signatures:

TartarianCerberus

Baske

Post if you want to sign!

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Quotes:

Quoted from FilmDirector2:

What Blue Screen of Death Heaven? I don't see anything.

Quoted from TheBean:

i HEART IT.

Quoted from SKRYLAS:

:fd2:

*The quote above is Hall of Fame material.

Quoted from Meteora:

this thread is lame. as is anyone who signs it.

*The quote above is Hall of Fame material.

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Cerberus- The three headed guard dog who guards the entrance to Hades; son of Typhon.

[This message has been edited by TartarianCerberus (edited 10-30-2007 @ 09:15 PM).]