posted 20 April 2008 06:23 AM EDT (US)
Family Guy Mafia
Outside communication permitted
Game over
The two arses of the town were dead. Killed by disease caused my laziness. Jesus Christ, played by Survivor Fo (a Roleblocker) and Neil Goldman, played by Nitro Tractor (a vanilla townie), died with huge red and purple pimples all over their arses.
When everyone headed out for work, or whatever activity they went out for, the town was covered with graffiti slangs stating everyone was gonna die. Everyone gathered to discuss who put these words on everyone's walls...
Out Reach was less fortunate, and even though he made the honest claim of being Mort Goldman, nobody could stand the massive pimples all over his face, and wanted to be rid of the Goldman family once and for all. Even though Mort had good intentions, he offered to use products from his pharmacy on a targeted person to make sure that person would not go to Heaven or Hell just yet, he was appointed to die.
Mr. Goldman willingly walked towards the edge of the cliff, and making one last gesture. "You all can go to hell!" And mooned. He then jumped off the cliff, and cracked his skull on the rocks. Mort Goldman, played by Out Reach, was dead.
The town mumbled, some were saddened by the fact they were so hardheaded, some were holding their laugh. Everyone returned to their homes, well, most of them. It quickly turned night.
But the night was not yet over... Death's Dog, played by Phaethon180 was playing in the backyard with his freshly caught bone from RCM7525. When he was suddenly flashed by a camera. He was blinded and freaked out. He jumped the photographer but then a third character came into play, carrying a knife. A 1v1v1 struggle emerged, and the photographer quickly fled yelling: 'I was gonna give you an honest trial! But I guess I'll just let you die right now!' And vanished in the darkness. The dark identity's knife quickly found it's way to the heart of the dog, who was left squeeling. Two characters ran out the house but it was too late... The character had vanished and the lil' dog was dead. Phaethon180, Death's Dog, a mafia member, was dead.
The brave man in blue decided to go on warpath. He was so pissed off he loaded his magnum and wandered off to the first house in his sight. He rang the doorbell but nothing happened. He decided to go around the back, but when he opened the backdoor a freak with a minigun walked out and started spraying death. The vigilante jumped behind the first obstacle he saw but soon realised he jumped behind a person. The person was holding a dead dog, but it didn't matter, he was soon going to be filled with lead as well. The vig realised this and jumped over the fence and ran off. Behind him Cheezewiz was blown through the fence by the sheer power of the minigun. Death, played by Cheezewiz, a mafia member, was shredded into pieces. As the vig ran off he could hear extremely loud crying, but he couldn't be bothered to go back as he was scared shitless.
The depressed identity carrying the minigun quickly turned from sad into furious. And went to the local pub, where some of her worst enemies were always lounging, every night. She walked towards the bar and opened fire on the people inside. Santos I looked up and noticed his life was about to end, but before he was finished realizing this a teddy bear jumped in front of him. Rupert, played by Ninjapenguin, a mafia member, was dead. The attacker with the minigun ran out of bullets and went back home. Saddened by the fact she just lost her son her son's dog.
A rough night was at an end, with 4 people left dead. RCM7525, Phaethon180, Cheezewiz and Ninjapenguin. Dawn broke, and everyone emerged from their sleeping places once more... Most of them anyway.
'Ok' She said, and blew her head off with a handgun. The town continued its usual business of the day. Meg Griffin, played by DragonQ, was dead.
Cleveland was on his way home when he suddenly saw shop with an ad outside saying: "Beer! 10 cents only per can!" Cleveland couldn't resist and walked inside. He bought some beers and drank 'em. He was ALMOST completely wasted and decided to go home. On the way he suddenly had someone walking next to him. "How...dddyy bububuddy!" He said. But the person did not respond. "Y-Y-You thuthuthere?" on which the character replied: "YES I AM!" and stuffed a knife up Cleveland's arse, instantly killing him. Cleveland, a vanilla townie, played by Aidsteramma, was dead.
Very close by old Herbert was wanking off at some pictures of little children, when he was suddenly filled with hundreds of bullets from a minigun. Herbert, a vanilla townie, played by Koramei, died a quick and almost painless death.
Startled by the noise Connie diMico woke. She wanted to see who was in pain so she could laugh at the person, so she decided to head out and look. There she found Herbert lying dead on the ground. She was already grinning but then she got zapped by a giant laser, turning her into a pile of poo, elephant poo to be exact. Connie diMico, the town rat, was killed.
The murderer with the minigun walked back home with a smile. Her anger of last night was out again, she was calm once more. She didn't notice the little red bead aiming at her heart, and when she did, she laughed. The shot was fired, but went right through her. She saw her assailant, and opened fire. "Oh my God!!" The assailant yelled, and Death's Mother squeeled of pain. Seeing this happen the assailant quickly grabbed a cross and threw it at her. Causing Death's Mother to, well, die. Death's Mother, a mafia Godfather, played by Shanks13 was dead. And so was Death's mafia.
Brian, the only smart one of Family Guy's inhabitants, and therefore Family Guy Mafia's cop, played by Alyssea, was waiting at Santos' house, waiting for him to head out. The moment he went out Brian went inside the house, managed to bypass all security, and quickly found all the evidence he needed to prove that Santos I, playing Stewie, was the Godfather of Stewie's mafia. Brian failed to find out who was left as members of this mafia group, because of a lack of time.
The night was over, blood was spilled. The town gathered, and Day 3 began.
“Si vis pacem, para bellum”
[This message has been edited by Baske (edited 05-04-2008 @ 06:25 PM).]
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