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Topic Subject: Twat of the Month: March 2009

Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)

posted 01 April 2009 02:23 AM EDT (US)

Out Reach: Welcome Yeebaagooon to this very special edition of Twat of the Month!

Yeebaagooon: Thanks Reachy! This has been long overdue.

Yeebaagooon is a Twat.

Out Reach: Indeed, so you're the only person who's been TOTM, how does it feel?

Yeebaagooon: Well it feels wonderful, I've always loved to be the first for good things. Now please stop ripping off the questions I asked you .

Out Reach: OK OK. So Yeebaagooon how do you manage to act like such a twat all the time?

Yeebaagooon: I don't know, it's natural. I try to be a little crazy most of the time, but my moods change very frequently. Sometimes I may be the cold cruel calculating responsible moderator, and some days I may be a complete twat.

Out Reach: Has quoting people helped you be such a twat?

Yeebaagooon: Yes, quotes are my power source. I am nothing without them. The feeling and exhilaration I get from quoting motivates me to design and be good at what I do. I am nothing without my quotes.

This signature just makes you want to call Yeebaagooon a twat.

Out Reach: Yeebaagooon has being a twat helped you become a moderator?

Yeebaagooon: Not sure. I got off to a pretty bad start and I cringe when I look at my old posts. I used to be a complete self obsessed freak. And now I'm not. just look over my old posts and you'll see what I mean...
And I must give credit to Papaya who gave me 9.5 out of 10 in the blowjob assignment and thus secured my career.

Out Reach: Hey remember when you banned Andrewv42 with a screenshot of a MSN conversation... You�re such a twat.

Yeebaagooon: Indeed, all for a good cause. It's the job.

Out Reach: Should we work through your entire moderation history and just see if you were a twat in all of them?

Yeebaagooon: Ah yes the house of fun. They are just the ones I've started. I don't usually think of myself as banning people left right and centre, but it certainly looks like a lot right now.

Out Reach: Yeebaagooon does the staff forum really have a thread filled with all the twats you had to remove from threads?

Yeebaagooon: No, but it does have a secret pr0n horde. If we edit out any pr0n we have to post it in there. It has over 12000 posts.

Out Reach: You realise in the picture we have of the staff forum we see that you posted last in the "Praise Stalin" thread... Did you praise him or not? Is Stalin your role model on being such a twat?

Yeebaagooon: :-O I just said that he was a twat. Churchill all the way.
*Raises 2 fingers at Reach*

Out Reach: I think you have your hand the wrong way round....

Yeebaagooon: whoops

Out Reach: Any final tips on being a twat for our would be twats?

Yeebaagooon: No, it's natural talent. The wannabe twats are way out of my league.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature

[This message has been edited by Out Reach (edited 04-01-2009 @ 02:35 AM).]

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Crusading Knight
Mortal

posted 01 April 2009 02:46 AM EDT (US) 1 / 26

Will this become a monthly award?

///~~[Crusading Knight]~~\\\
\\\~~[Crusading Knight]~~///
And when he gets to Heaven,
To Saint Peter he will tell,
One more soldier reporting Sir,
I've served my time in Hell.

Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)

posted 01 April 2009 02:47 AM EDT (US) 2 / 26

Yes.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature

andrewv42
Mortal

posted 01 April 2009 03:24 AM EDT (US) 3 / 26

Yay, I was mentioned

Hello, my name CHEEZ BIX:

Download the beta version of my map, Hero Wars: Godpowers Unleashed!

Gadunz Fejj
Mortal
(id: Fejj)

posted 01 April 2009 03:52 AM EDT (US) 4 / 26

SuxHorses,Eggs,Lepers,Pigs,Elves,Retards
♫ A firm teenage kiwi folly
Most predictably weird 2010 AoMH
<div class="sig"><hr noshade width="25%" align="left" SIG>[img]http://www.omegaartworks.com/images/omega/thumbs/celtic-sword3[/img]

Nanodude
Mortal
(id: geodude)

posted 01 April 2009 06:40 AM EDT (US) 5 / 26

Go die in a hole seriously, go die in a hole.

B Sull
Mortal
(id: Briguy54321)

posted 01 April 2009 06:44 AM EDT (US) 6 / 26

April Fools?

I need to think of a new sig.

Mephiles
Mortal
(id: Titan602)

posted 01 April 2009 11:41 AM EDT (US) 7 / 26

Obviously.

M_EPH
[Insert amazingly witty signature here.]

Me and Yeebaagooon's scenarios | Download The Corruptor

gamerrici
Mortal

posted 01 April 2009 12:15 PM EDT (US) 8 / 26

Yeebaagooon and a TWAT...ROFLMAO...James would be better for this

Kyle Santos
Centurion

posted 02 April 2009 04:01 AM EDT (US) 9 / 26

I would dig Fejj's hole.

zombie

CoS_Infurn4tr1x
Mortal

posted 02 April 2009 04:15 AM EDT (US) 10 / 26

Ok i think its the perfect time to get this out of the system, YEEBA YOU FUC41NG TWATTY TWATTING TWATTER TWATTABLE TWATT, ENJOY YOUR PRIZE, ENJOY IT OR I WILL TURN YOU INTO THE UNDERTWAT[suck on my twat] YOU TWATTY TWAT.All in all, Hes a fricking TWAT.

Kyle Santos
Centurion

posted 02 April 2009 04:16 AM EDT (US) 11 / 26

Twat was that?

zombie

Gadunz Fejj
Mortal
(id: Fejj)

posted 02 April 2009 03:58 PM EDT (US) 12 / 26

TWAT. J C Clarke
-------------------------------
Like a Night Club in the morning,

you�re the bitter end.

Like a recently disinfected shit-house,

you�re clean round the bend.

You give me the horrors
[JPEG, (314.97 KB)]
too bad to be true

All of my tomorrow�s

are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter

Put the Pain in Spain

Your germs are splattered about

Your face is just a stain

You�re certainly no raver,

commonly known as a drag.

Do us all a favour,

here... wear this polythene bag.

You�re like a dose of scabies,

I�ve got you under my skin.

You make life a fairy tale
... Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.

I'd consider killing you if I thought you were alive.

You�ve got this slippery quality,

it makes me think of phlegm,

and a dual personality

I hate both of them.

You're bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.

Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.

Like a death at a birthday party,

you ruin all the fun.

Like a sucked and spat out smartie,

you�re no use to anyone.

Like the shadow of the guillotine

on a dead consumptive�s face.

Speaking as an outsider,

what do you think of the human race?

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.

He recommended suicide...

before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through,

it makes you want to fart.

You�re heading for a breakdown,

better pull yourself apart.
[JPEG, (819.02 KB)]

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.

Your attitudes are platitudes, just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you

Was is some kind of bat

They can�t find a good word for you,
but I can...
TWAT.

LYRICS � JOHN COOPER CLARKE

[This message has been edited by Fejj (edited 04-02-2009 @ 07:46 PM).]

Old Bachus
Mortal

posted 02 April 2009 04:07 PM EDT (US) 13 / 26

Christ Feji! WTF that that all about?

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy

Gadunz Fejj
Mortal
(id: Fejj)

posted 02 April 2009 04:15 PM EDT (US) 14 / 26

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS5QMT-JUt4

Zombie Gaddafi
Eater of no hats
(id: NeverPlayedHalo3)

posted 02 April 2009 08:26 PM EDT (US) 15 / 26

James would be better for this

Hm.

4:45 PM - Papaya: can I say that I want to put a ****ing knife in his throat and then take it back

If you don't like it here, we're not making you stay, so please, feel free to leave so Hook and I can make love to each other in peace.~ Shanks

Survivor Fo
Banned

posted 02 April 2009 08:34 PM EDT (US) 16 / 26

Is twat some kind of british slang

rlpLeYs
Mortal
(id: TriggerGuy)

posted 02 April 2009 08:36 PM EDT (US) 17 / 26

I think it means slut.

�o.O O.o�.o O�FYI: I DO NOT ABUSE DRUGS�O o..o O�My Seal�O o.�O o..o O�Of Seriousness�O o..o O�

Survivor Fo
Banned

posted 02 April 2009 08:39 PM EDT (US) 18 / 26

Gadunz Fejj
Mortal
(id: Fejj)

posted 02 April 2009 08:44 PM EDT (US) 19 / 26

It means both vagina & fool.
Plonker- penis & fool.

rlpLeYs
Mortal
(id: TriggerGuy)

posted 02 April 2009 08:46 PM EDT (US) 20 / 26

o so it means whor3

Edit: I was close

�o.O O.o�.o O�FYI: I DO NOT ABUSE DRUGS�O o..o O�My Seal�O o.�O o..o O�Of Seriousness�O o..o O�

[This message has been edited by rlpLeYs (edited 04-02-2009 @ 08:48 PM).]

Survivor Fo Sho
Mortal

posted 02 April 2009 10:42 PM EDT (US) 21 / 26

EPIC.

My signature is fly. It takes up one line.

Gadunz Fejj
Mortal
(id: Fejj)

posted 03 April 2009 01:00 AM EDT (US) 22 / 26

Actually it means stupid cvnt.

rlpLeYs
Mortal
(id: TriggerGuy)

posted 03 April 2009 01:10 AM EDT (US) 23 / 26

Stupid cvnt of the Month, this is epic, but this is a mod we are talking about, we should be more careful.

Edit: *takes indeed out because it sounds gay*

�o.O O.o�.o O�FYI: I DO NOT ABUSE DRUGS�O o..o O�My Seal�O o.�O o..o O�Of Seriousness�O o..o O�

[This message has been edited by rlpLeYs (edited 04-03-2009 @ 03:37 AM).]

Gadunz Fejj
Mortal
(id: Fejj)

posted 03 April 2009 01:28 AM EDT (US) 24 / 26

~~Fvck him.~~

Godyssey
Mortal
(id: Two_ace_u)

posted 03 April 2009 02:50 AM EDT (US) 25 / 26

Fejj wins.

A green great dragon.

Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus

posted 03 April 2009 03:28 AM EDT (US) 26 / 26

No it doesn't.

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