Welcome one and all! This thread is awesome.
This month we congratulate one of the greatest twats ever seen on HG. We all secretly hate him. So please loads your guns and aim them at the stage for ... OUT REACH!

TWAT!

Yeebaagooon: So, Reach, Twat Of The Month! You are clearly much in need of this award and you're the second person to receive it. How does it feel?
Out Reach: It feels like such an honor. All those years of being a persistent bastard to the moderation team, I'm so happy to finally get the recognition I deserve.

Yeebaagooon: Persistent, moderation and bastard are three words that would describe you most. It's the story of our bickering. How did you feel when I stole your MODship and then became orange?
Out Reach: At First I was Pissed. Then I was Angry. Then I hated you. Now I just Wish you suffering. (/yoda reference)

Yeebaagooon: *Yoda laugh*, so you've been forced to take the slow route and hope your twatiness will work in your favour. How is your seduction of Zen and other high powered staff members faring?
Out Reach: All though I can't go into the specifics, In case Counter Measures are taken, I would have to say "OK". I probably shouldn't have got banned.


What a twat...

Yeebaagooon: Indeed not, your banning was at my hands, but I think you should know some of the comments that the AoMH staff had after your departure.
"Perma banned. Confirmed horse penetration." - Yeebaagooon
"Confirmed horse penetration. I checked 3 times just to be sure." - Papaya
"Boned." - Shanks13
"My internet connection is too dodgy to fully confirm the horse penetration so I'll have to take your words for it." - DragonQ
Out Reach: I am one classy fellow.

Yeebaagooon: Indeed, your style has baffled many. What do you like to wear on a night out?
Out Reach: A suit and Top Hat. Pocket Watch optional.

Yeebaagooon: I was quite disappointed to see you go out first in my monty python mafia. The killer rabbit (SK) going out on day 1 really screwed with my game mechanics! You twat :P!
Out Reach: I was bored. 1/2 the town was idle, and the rest didn't have the voting power to lynch anyone unless they worked together. So the only obvious solution was to be Bleeding Obvious.

Yeebaagooon: I also had the unfortunate bad luck to participate in your 'Out Reach Mafia'.
Such shameless ego stunts, who do you think you are? Me?
Out Reach: Oh yes by the point I needed replacements a lot of the night actions Had come in all ready. It was a coincidence, but one of the anti town roles had legitimately voted to kill the red knight. So I thought, who said they were to busy to play, and would enjoy spontaneous combustion? Yeebaagooon that's who.

Yeebaagooon: Bastard. I should have been the orange knight. But I meant your 'Out Reach Mafia'...
Out Reach: oh yes that
Everyone was Out Reach
Classy.
Yeebaagooon you make out like your the only person on the entire internet who has an ego. It's not like it's a breach of copyright or something to have one to.

Yeebaagooon: Your genericness knows no bounds. Even the skeleton thought you were a twat. So how did you become such a twat?
Out Reach: Years of hard work, and performance enhancing drugs.

Yeebaagooon: Ooh, can I have some?
Out Reach: No.

Yeebaagooon:
Out Reach: Wuj Wuj Wuj go cry to someone who gives a sandwich.

Yeebaagooon: So what did you think of your portrayal in Codename Ripto?
Out Reach: Scenario became unplayable in HoV so gave up. Never saw the end.

Yeebaagooon: Shame. Although I guess that means my seraphly hide is safe from any possible takeovers...
Out Reach: Potentially. I could always just call on the eels.

Yeebaagooon: Ah, tell us about your eel fairy antics.
Out Reach: It's quite simple really. You take the eels and stick them in your ear. Or your mouth. Doesn't really matter. And then Bam your back in 1874. The main problem then is the eels need feeding. Their Favorite Food is Hot Salt Beef.

Yeebaagooon: Aww. I hear you breed you eels in the Thames, but reports tell me their population has decreased by over 90% recently...
Out Reach: That's Regular Eels. Time Traveling Eels are incredibly intelligent and can easily avoid research vessels. Also they are immune to the effects of pollution in the river, because technically they don't live in the river. they live in space times bubbles of when the river was clean.

Yeebaagooon: I will have to put my timeship of full alert then.
Out Reach: You do realise your timeship is only allowed to travel through time at the eel's discretion.

Yeebaagooon: *Quickly shovels more kittens into the plasma furnaces and sets course for the star trek convention*
Out Reach: You can run, but you can't hide!

Yeebaagooon: Thank you for this informative interview ... twat.
Out Reach: Yeah well screw you!

Yeebaagooon: Bai. See you in MA!
Out Reach: :|


Join us next time for a new game: Brick Wall! Where Freaky and James Hook battle out to become twats. They will be throwing house bricks at each other for half an hour.