Ienzo: I joined because at the time I was active at 2 other forums but they began to die out, so I joined in hopes of having a new place to visit.
reach: what do you think of the community?
Ienzo: I think they're great, except for a select few members that are way too easy to troll. Which, by the way, I'm a total pro at.
reach: Why and how did you get your custom title "Eater of All Hats"?
Ienzo: Over time me and Andrew Ryan talked and now we're pretty much partners in crime good friends. I asked him if Eater of All Hats is good. It was a sort of wordplay on his own title. He thought it was a good idea so a magical pony descended from the sky and granted me the title.
Look it's that guy.
reach: What is your nationality?
Ienzo: It's very strange, my parents were born in Romania while I was born in Orange County, CA. However, apparently some of my ancestry traces back to Asia. I'm currently in the process of learning Japanese. 大好きです。 (I love you)
reach: What is your occupation?
Ienzo: My main job is graphic designing, however I do HTML/CSS coding as well. IRL I love swimming, pen tapping, playing piano, beat-boxing (although I suck), and thinking about life. Oh, and trolling is a great hobby of mine as well.
reach: Are you a 12 years old? And what is this?
Ienzo: No, don't be silly. I'm 10. And this is far as to ever been to go.
reach: What is your average day like?
Ienzo: I wake up in the morning (like a boss), put on my contacts (like a boss), head over to college (like a boss), come home (like a boss), and surf the internet. Like a boss.
reach: This is your average day?
Ienzo: Yep, pretty much.
reach: You turn into a plane and die?
Ienzo: Nah, that ain't me.
reach: Will Eurotool make outlandish claims that you won this month because of an international conspiracy in which shanks and Andrew Ryan intend to get him banned?
Ienzo: No. No such plot exists. And if it did, it had nothing to do with Andrew Ryan.
This is where you're being trolled from.
reach: Who are your favorite people here at AoMH?
Ienzo: Andrew Ryan, Shanks, pubby, Cirrow, and brighty.
reach: If I gave you a cheeky wink and a bite of a cheese sandwich could I be on that list to?
Ienzo: Add a blowjob, and I'll consider it.
reach: Is there anything else you want to say to the community?
Ienzo: Welcome your new trolll overlord.
This is a much better seal of approval.
Out Reach The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
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scragins Heretic of December
posted 31 May 2011 04:37 AM
EDT (US)
1 / 77
Well done Ienzo now lets find out if there is an explination for you in all of these questions
Yeebaagooon EXCO Emeritus
posted 31 May 2011 04:47 AM
EDT (US)
2 / 77
Nice grotto under a bridge you have there . Congrats .
______________________________________Yeebaagooon______________________________________ ____________________AoMH Seraph____________________ "You can't trust yeebaagooon to lead a rebelion, He would send everyone to steal mirrors so he could bask in his own brilliance." - Out Reach "Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach AoMH:Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto|Multiplayer: Minigames Z|CSC 7 Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph
Zombie Gaddafi Eater of no hats
(id: NeverPlayedHalo3)
posted 31 May 2011 06:54 AM
EDT (US)
3 / 77
fake
4:45 PM - Papaya: can I say that I want to put a ****ing knife in his throat and then take it back
If you don't like it here, we're not making you stay, so please, feel free to leave so Hook and I can make love to each other in peace.~ Shanks
Troy_Im_No_Noob Mortal
posted 31 May 2011 07:44 AM
EDT (US)
4 / 77
Tempting to post ponies. Congraulamationons, well deserved (I guess?).
1. Perfection is impossible. 2. Nothing is impossible. 3. There are always exceptions.
Sur Perry the Platypus Mortal
(id: Gil_abhaas_galad)
posted 31 May 2011 08:13 AM
EDT (US)
5 / 77
Ienzo goes to college at the age of 10 (Like a boss)
There's no place I can be, since I found Serenity.
Stop playing so erotic, dammit! - theferret Well, that's like wanting to get raped by a nine-inch dick instead of a ten-inch. - Moff I was being stupid. - Herr
Nanodude Mortal
(id: geodude)
posted 31 May 2011 08:24 AM
EDT (US)
6 / 77
He goes to college 7 years too early, totally like a boss.
<3
Guard of Osiris Mortal
posted 31 May 2011 08:26 AM
EDT (US)
7 / 77
Congrats Ienzo
castwcrt rip 2010-2010
Elrich Hero
posted 31 May 2011 09:49 AM
EDT (US)
8 / 77
Congratulations, you've slept your way to the top!
In all your science of the mind, seeking blind through flesh and bone Find the blood inside this stone Well, I know I've never shown what I feel, I've always known I plan my vengeance on my own - and I was always alone
The Legacy Mortal
(id: Ienzo)
posted 31 May 2011 10:35 AM
EDT (US)
9 / 77
what is this
“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche
Sur Perry the Platypus Mortal
(id: Gil_abhaas_galad)
posted 31 May 2011 02:33 PM
EDT (US)
10 / 77
That means Reach indulges in child pornography?
There's no place I can be, since I found Serenity.
Stop playing so erotic, dammit! - theferret Well, that's like wanting to get raped by a nine-inch dick instead of a ten-inch. - Moff I was being stupid. - Herr
Yeebaagooon EXCO Emeritus
posted 31 May 2011 03:04 PM
EDT (US)
11 / 77
I'd say more than just indulges.
______________________________________Yeebaagooon______________________________________ ____________________AoMH Seraph____________________ "You can't trust yeebaagooon to lead a rebelion, He would send everyone to steal mirrors so he could bask in his own brilliance." - Out Reach "Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach AoMH:Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto|Multiplayer: Minigames Z|CSC 7 Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph
The Legacy Mortal
(id: Ienzo)
posted 31 May 2011 03:28 PM
EDT (US)
12 / 77
Ienzo wins. Problem?
“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche
Guard of Osiris Mortal
posted 31 May 2011 04:34 PM
EDT (US)
13 / 77
Ienzo is that you in the gif
castwcrt rip 2010-2010
Elrich Hero
posted 31 May 2011 05:07 PM
EDT (US)
14 / 77
wow I just got that reference in the caption under the first picture. That brings back memories (would you like to play a game?)
In all your science of the mind, seeking blind through flesh and bone Find the blood inside this stone Well, I know I've never shown what I feel, I've always known I plan my vengeance on my own - and I was always alone
The Legacy Mortal
(id: Ienzo)
posted 31 May 2011 05:23 PM
EDT (US)
15 / 77
Ienzo is that you in the gif
“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche
buppy Mortal
(id: pubby8)
posted 31 May 2011 07:59 PM
EDT (US)
16 / 77
GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN
Reposting 111111.jpg:
The Legacy Mortal
(id: Ienzo)
posted 31 May 2011 08:06 PM
EDT (US)
17 / 77
taken in 2009
i'm the little boy on the left my hair was messed up i know
“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche
[This message has been edited by Ienzo (edited 05-31-2011 @ 08:06 PM).]
Eurotool Hero
posted 31 May 2011 08:12 PM
EDT (US)
18 / 77
Bravo Ientso !
reach: Will Eurotool make outlandish claims that you won this month because of an international conspiracy in which shanks and Andrew Ryan intend to get him banned?
Ienzo: No. No such plot exists. And if it did, it had nothing to do with Andrew Ryan.
Lol ! Well, what I think about the situation is... complicated...
Nanodude dit yeah he 10 Euroqueb dit was that a joke ? Nanodude dit nah he is seriously 10 mods love him too much Euroqueb dit of course, it's a conspiracy
꧁ 𝓎𝑒𝓈, 𝒾 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓅𝑒 ꧂
The Legacy Mortal
(id: Ienzo)
posted 31 May 2011 08:22 PM
EDT (US)
19 / 77
Who gives a **** about my age? I'm Ienzo, nothing's going to change that. I'll be like I always have been. So quit whining and deal with it.
“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche
buppy Mortal
(id: pubby8)
posted 31 May 2011 08:30 PM
EDT (US)
20 / 77
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME. WHY CANT YOU ACCEPT ME FOR YOU I AM? I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!
Eurotool Hero
posted 31 May 2011 08:37 PM
EDT (US)
21 / 77
I respect you, it's just that I know people who got banned because of their low age, and here it seems you're cherished by mods and you mafia-kind Steam community...
꧁ 𝓎𝑒𝓈, 𝒾 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓅𝑒 ꧂
The Legacy Mortal
(id: Ienzo)
posted 31 May 2011 08:39 PM
EDT (US)
22 / 77
They got banned because they were underage. I'm not underage. Therefore there is no reason for me to get banned. And there's no bullshit-mafia-steam-whateverthe**** you just said going on.
Oh and btw most of the mods hate me.
“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche
Eurotool Hero
posted 31 May 2011 08:53 PM
EDT (US)
23 / 77
There are too many complicated things that obscure my brain >_<
The age (10, 12, 13, 23 ?), the face, the facebook, the lies, the IPs, the location (Qc, middle-USA, east-coast ?), Hook...
Oh and btw most of the mods hate me.
I guess it's the same thing for me
꧁ 𝓎𝑒𝓈, 𝒾 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓅𝑒 ꧂
The Legacy Mortal
(id: Ienzo)
posted 31 May 2011 08:57 PM
EDT (US)
24 / 77
There are too many complicated things that obscure my brain >_<
The age (10, 12, 13, 23 ?), the face, the facebook, the lies, the IPs, the location (Qc, middle-USA, east-coast ?), Hook...
That's how I am. Problem?
“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche
buppy Mortal
(id: pubby8)
posted 31 May 2011 09:13 PM
EDT (US)
25 / 77
He's 13-14, lives in georgia, and is the chubby dorky kid in the 111111.jpg picture I posted.
Hook lives in montreal and wears a mario jacket 24/7.
That's how I am. Problem?
Yeah, I think it's pathetic. You're trying to act anonymous on a user-based forum, while at the same time trying to look cool and distinct.