Mine? Here's what happened, it was Advanced Setup, 2v2. I was Ra. When I had cast Rain, my allied partner said:
"OMG Noob"
I said: "What?"
He said: "Rain only works on Farms near TCs, not ones near Granaries, noob."
Considering my score was double his, and he was Atlanteans, I didn't bother to waste time explaining that HE was the "noob".

Another time, I was stuck with an Isis & Zeus. Zeus was 1690, so he was fine. Isis on the other hand, stopped making villes when he had about 10. I politely requested he continue, but he said:
"Why? I have enough villies,"
Some time later. It was Mythic, Zeus & I were breaking our necks over 1780 & 1680 & 1670, since Isis didn't bother creating a thing. How he was 1630 I would never know. Unfortunately, Zeus and I couldn't take on 3. When we neared resignation, Isis said:
"I'm smart, I don't attack until later,"
I said: "Ummm.. Hello? It's MYTHIC and WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU GOING TO ATTACK WITH? YOU LOST YOUR BASE!!!"
Zeus said something similar, but I better not repeat it since I'll get banned for obscenity.

Well, that's my experience. I don't have anything against noobs, but just don't join a 168+ game unless you are really 168+. Now, I would like to her some other experiences