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Pwn The N00b RPG 2 - The 999 Satellite

Created and concieved by Yeebaagooon + Mephiles with help from The Beta Team Eyecandiers at OS

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Please be patient while I find screenies.

Contents

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1. Introduction
   
2. FEATURES
   
3. STORYLINE
   
4. CHARACTER SYNOPSIS
   
5. SCREENSHOTS
   
6. PROGRESS
   

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1. Introduction

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Greetings. You may recall a while ago Mephiles and myself released a scenario called Pwn The N00b RPG. Everyone thought it was a great laugh although the statistics say it was the worst map Ive ever made . Partly because of one very low and underrated review but lets not go back to that... yet.

Anyway, now back by popular demand, Pwn The N00b RPG 2 - The 999 Satellite will be the next and possibly last installment in the series.

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2. Features

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The last scenario was slightly unbalanced with the characters. So now I am pleased to announce you will have 3 spanking new characters, and all characters will get four powers with the ability to swap between bow and meelee. The other powers you have are now already praised and proclaimed as Yeebaagooon's ultimate. These feature a wide variety of crafty quest var loop triggers, technobabble and graphics.

The scenario will also be a free-roam RPG! This means after one mission you could go exploring for a bit. Also the N00b units will stay as automatons, but they have been recruiting people from the island, so you will see more variety here.

The shop and kill system is now completely different. Each unit gives a bounty depending on how powerful it is. You use this gold to buy stuff from shops to upgrade your unit. There are also numerous runes scattered around the island in hard to find places to make you go exploring. These runes are required to unlock the shops. Shops are grouped by type, so for example 3 runes will unlock the armour shop while 4 runes unlock the speed shop.

You will also see the return of some old elements from the old game. Such as The Pervert From Casino Royale. However the N00bs lying in rubble have learnt their lesson and spammed 999 at James Bond. He will be patrolling the island later in the game - seeking to kill The Pervert! However you may be able to find him if one of you dresses up as Judi Dench...

There will also be bonus missions! If you complete these you will unlock special cinematics such as Paperfriend telling n00bs to use the quetsion thread and Yeebaagooon complaining about the bad review PTN1 got. .

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3. Storyline

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Hehe.

So after The Leader Of The N00bs resigned last time our heroes have gone on a vactation - while some have retired.

Sitting on an island beach they are relaxing - until The Hotel manager spams 999 at them! Mephiles then informs our heroes that Yeebaagooon has been captured by the N00bs without resistance, mentioning something about a 999 Satellite and they needed his powers before he did. Mephiles also hinted that Yeebaagooon had a plan....

Our heroes set off past TEH H4X0R RESORT to the market place where a random N00b has been spamming to innocent civilians. Unfortunately, this N00b knows how to cheat and uses the TINES OF POWER cheat numerous times. He then uses WUV WOO and spams 999 before he gets pwned - taking half the market with him. (At least Voyager stole the Reset Button lol).

Then coming out our heroes find a random boy asking how to play supremacy. They are shocked, and figure out that he has been turned into a n00b and set off to find if anyone survived.

Thats all weve done and all I'm allowed to say at The Moment.

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4. Character Synopsis

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This bit needs updating! I need to take some random screenies! I will add more characters as we do more, but leave out some of our special guest starts from AOMH, so as not to spoil the story.

The Greek Admiral
Affiliation: Employed by Yeebaagooon

The Greek Admiral has been in Yeebaagooon's service after the last Trojan War. He was a veteran in fighting and has now overcome his fear of 999. Well thats what he thinks.

Powers:
Level 1 Power: Stance Change - The Admiral swaps between meelee and bow.
Level 2 Power: Summon Support - 2 units will appear where you wish - in meelee or ranged stance depending on what stance you are in.
Level 3 Power: Critical Hit - A frenzy where the admiral stabs/shoots everyone in the heart! Usually one hit on kill!
Level 4 Power: Summon Battalion - 30 units appear near you depending what stance you are in.


The High Priest
Affiliation: Employed by Yeebaagooon

Also in it from the start. Yeebaagooon appeared in a vision telling him to go on a pilgrimage to pwn some N00bs. Yeebaagooon is now rewarding him with a vacation.

Powers:
Level 1 Power: Stance Change - Tricky one. You swap between a priest with high range and a pharaoh with low range. Armour changes respectively.
Level 2 Power: Holy Light - Holy Light smites a N00b.
Level 3 Power: Doubleshot / Holiness - Depending on your stance, you either get doubleshot or an attack boost.
Level 4 Power: Lightblast - Blinding white light eminates from The High Priest dealing heavy damage to N00bs.


The Dark Apprentice
Affiliation: Employed by Yeebaagooon

Yeebaagooon rewarded the Dark Archer with many dark spells to use against the N00bs. He now seeks to become a Minor, Minor God.

Powers:
Level 1 Power: Stance Change - The Dark Apprentice swaps between ranged and meelee
Level 2 Power: Dark Arrows / Dark Sword - If you are in ranged stance this equips your bow with Dark Arrows, but if you are meelee you unleash the Dark Sword.
Level 3 Power: Dark Fear - Pure fear eminates from The Dark Apprentice, that petrfies N00bs and roots them to the spot.
Level 4 Power: Dark Forcefeild - A spell taught by Yeebaagooon. A perfect circle of death springs up around The Dark Apprentice, N00bs walk in and get pwned.

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The N00b Slayer
Affiliation: Employed by Yeebaagooon

The N00b Slayer has been amazed with the deeds of the last adventure and has joined the team. He is strong but slow. And he needs his bloody vs myth bonus taken off!

Powers:
Level 1 Power: Stance Change - The N00b Slayer swaps between ranged and meelee
Level 2 Power: Brute Force - Your attack increases steadily before rturning to normal
Level 3 Power: Random Heal - Heals you and your allies by a random ammount.
Level 4 Power: Morph - You turn into a random unit who is usually very powerful.

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The Pyromaniac
Affiliation: Employed by Yeebaagooon

The Pyromaniac has always loved fire ever since he set himself aflame at the age of 5. He now wields deadly fireballs and can cool off by freezing enemy units.

Powers:
Level 1 Power: Stance Change - The Pyromaniac swaps between hot ranged and cold meelee stance.
Level 2 Power: Ignite / Frostbite - This decreases your recharge time allowing you to burn / freeze N00bs faster.
Level 3 Power: Flames Of Helio / Liquid Nitrogen - This power increases your attack by a large ammount
Level 4 Power: Melting Point / Absolute Zero - Depending on your stance - this either melts N00bs around you or freezes them solid!

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The Guardian of ESO
Affiliation: Employed by ESO

Finally, ESO has got their act together. They have dispatched a guardian to join the scenario. Maximum chaos should ensue.

Powers: - These have not been made yet!
Level 1 Power: Mount / Dismount - The Guardian Of ESO swaps between his double sword and mounts his horse of lag with a bow.
Level 2 Power: General Chat - N00bs lose attack as they take the opportunity to spam. But this could backfire with 999!
Level 3 Power: Random Invite - Through years of training, The Guardian Of ESO has mastered the skill of sending invites to people as they press enter. This makes sure n00bs near him vanish and are never seen again...
Level 4 Power: Lag Storm - A giant LagStorm forms above The Guardian of ESO, destroying N00bs.

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The Leader Of The N00bs
Affiliation: N00b

After resigning, The Leader Of The N00bs drifted around ESO spamming randomly. He did not think to host a game, but a fellow N00b invited him to a Zelda game and he set about his nefarious plans. He has not materialised yet, but will do eventually bringing darkness, spam and 999 with him.

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The Market N00b
Affiliation: N00b

This N00b has the glorious job of spamming in The Market Place. He knows more cheat codes than the average N00b and is stronger than most.

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The Leader Of TEH H4X0R 4C4D3MY
Affiliation: N00b

One of The Leader Of The N00b's trusted henchmen. This n00b is in charge of turning the Island into N00bland. He set up TEH H4X0R 4C4D3MY to teach people the art of spamming. Most of the island has now fallen to his regime.

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Islander
Affiliation: ?

An innocent old man? Or is there more to this individual who lurks in The Desert?

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The Manager Of TEH H4X0R RESORT
Affiliation: N00b

Given the job of setting up a hotel where N00bs can sit on the beach and spam at the wildlife. He lured our heroes to the island to turn them into N00bs.

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Clay N00bs
Affiliation: N00b
Affiliation: N00b
These standard N00bs are made out of clay. They have very powerful attack but very weak armor because it's... well... clay... how N00by.

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Metal N00bs
Affiliation: N00b
Affiliation: N00b
These standard n00bs are made out of any metal the n00bs can find. They have very powerful armour and hitpoints but very weak attack as they are so heavy, they can't pick their own arms up to hit people with thir swords.

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The Astronaught N00b
Affiliation: N00b
Affiliation: N00b
It's this N00b's birthday today and he's having a party with his best friend, the jail keeper N00b. He works as the driver of the 999 satellite and loves pwning enemies. He is very powerful.

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The Manager Jail Keeper N00b
Affiliation: N00b
Affiliation: N00b
It's this clay N00b that manages the jail room of the satellite. He thinks that if he makes himself larger, he is more powerful (obviously not true). This is why he is very big and very obese.

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The Pervert From Casino Royale
Affiliation: Pervert!

After he busted lots of N00bs on the last scenario, The Pervert From Casino Royale set up a Casino in The Jungle, despite the electrified leaves and wooden fences the N00bs put down to stop intruders. He can be recruited into your ranks for a price.

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James Bond
Affiliation: N00b

Sent to The Island by MI6, James Bond was immediately spammed by The N00bs. He now works for them and patrolls the island to defend against The Pevert From Casino Royale.


Judi Dench's Corpse
Affiliation: MI6

Judi Dench was enjoying a nice holiday on the island before she got mspammed to death. The N00bs hid her corpse in a remote place on the Island, it can be used to send James Bond back to MI6.

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Mephiles
Affiliation: Omega Studios / AOMH

A well known map maker. Mephiles is Yeebaagooon's partner in pwnage and strives to Pwn The N00bs! He is a master of MX Fireworks and can manipulate the world. He has many sources of information and can teleport to almost any location to spy on people.

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Yeebaagooon
Affiliation: Omega Studios / AOMH

A very well known map maker. Coming up with the original idea for PTN1, telling it to Mephiles and setting the project off.

Yeebaagooon is a mysterious individual, and spies dont live long enough to tell the world where he lives. Yeebaagooon has been captured by The N00bs at the start, and without his trigger knowledge and care, the Island collapses into N00biness. Fortunately he has a cunning plan...


I wont say anymore or it will spoil the scenario .

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5. Screenshots

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Coming soon

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6. Progress

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Map: 80%
Triggers: 5% (Sry! Its a big project!)
Storyline: Making most of it up as we go along

If you have any ideas feel free to suggest them. This thread needs a LOT of updating, but Im working on the map right now .


Credits:

Map: The Beta Team at OS + Mephiles + Yeebaagooon
Ideas: Yeebaagooon + Mephiles + Anyone who suggests one
Triggers: Yeebaagooon + Mephiles
Cinematics: Yeebaagooon + Mephiles
Showcase: Yeebaagooon

Disclaimer:

This RPG game is not created for insulting, 'pissing off' or hurting the feelings of actual n00bs. It has been created purely for enjoyment and comical purpuses and does not in any way represent the actual behaviour of any individual n00b. Anything that represents a building/construction by a n00b might not actually be something a n00b would create. Not all n00bs speak in capital letters and use characters that look like other letters within their sentences. Not all n00b spam "999". The n00bs in the Pwn The N00bs RPG scenarios personalities are based on the witnessing of phrased and actions based on numerous amounts of n00bs and not one indevidual n00b.

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Spelling by Mephiles.

[This message has been edited by Yeebaagooon (edited 09-20-2007 @ 12:11 PM).]