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Macho Oily Man
Mortal
(id: jellybug)

posted 11 November 2006 02:44 PM EDT (US)

ITT, we discuss me.

Yes, this thread is dedicated to me, myself, and I. Flame me (I don't get insulted easily), ask me if I like you, ask me what classes I am taking, challenge my religious beliefs...whatever. Essentially, have fun...at my expense!

If all goes well, this will become a humourous thread, as I have tested on other forums.

Go!

Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks upon this earth is the one who finds... true love?

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SwordStorm
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posted 11 November 2006 02:46 PM EDT (US) 1 / 23

Macho, are you ever going to come out from the bathroom?

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a_game_a_win
Mortal

posted 11 November 2006 03:30 PM EDT (US) 2 / 23

When can I soak the grease off you head to cook with?

Howmuchweed2
Mortal

posted 11 November 2006 03:46 PM EDT (US) 3 / 23

Macho will you ever go on that diet youve been saying youl be going on for years?

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Servant_of_Odin
Mortal

posted 11 November 2006 04:03 PM EDT (US) 4 / 23

Macho, did you steal my pizza?

I have made a promise to the forums. If I break it, it's my own fault.

Yamato Take
Prince of Tennis

posted 11 November 2006 06:10 PM EDT (US) 5 / 23

Wha?

Cosmopolitan? Check.

Macho Oily Man
Mortal
(id: jellybug)

posted 11 November 2006 06:48 PM EDT (US) 6 / 23

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Macho, are you ever going to come out from the bathroom?

You sound just like my brother. <_<

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When can I soak the grease off you head to cook with?

I'm not stopping you.

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Macho will you ever go on that diet youve been saying youl be going on for years?

Pfft. Diets are for anorexics and insecure women, as proven by this video.

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Macho, did you steal my pizza?

No, but I think a_game_a_win might be frying it on my head at the moment.

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Wha?

Such an incomprehensible question cannot by answered by even Aristotle himself! One should not waste precious time working on questions unattainable in this world.

Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks upon this earth is the one who finds... true love?

Fluttershy
Mortal
(id: Freaky2)

posted 11 November 2006 07:09 PM EDT (US) 7 / 23

What kind of oil is that?

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(is not as helluva drug as pepe)

Alex
(VIP) Reverie World Studios
(id: pEpsIdUDe_123)

posted 11 November 2006 07:13 PM EDT (US) 8 / 23

Where were you last night at 6:30 PM and what were you doing?

a_game_a_win
Mortal

posted 11 November 2006 07:31 PM EDT (US) 9 / 23

How many times a day to you go to "naughty" sites?

MNICY
Mortal

posted 12 November 2006 02:35 PM EDT (US) 10 / 23

Jellybug, what is your favorite color?
edit:
wow,i realised my sig fits right into this thread.
PANDAS!

Quoted from Macho Oily Man:

no UR oily

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Gerbs
Mortal
(id: gerbil30)

posted 12 November 2006 04:00 PM EDT (US) 11 / 23

Jellybug, do you remember both me and the Hot Girl Thread?

i will only complicate you - trust in me and fall as well

Macho Oily Man
Mortal
(id: jellybug)

posted 13 November 2006 06:44 PM EDT (US) 12 / 23

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What kind of oil is that?

Macho oil? Vegetable oil? Car oil? Sweat?

Take one or leave one.

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Where were you last night at 6:30 PM and what were you doing?

At 11-10-2006...The way I will answer this question depends on whether or not you want a sincere answer or a "Macho" one. If you want truthful, then I was most likely watching Seinfeld or the History Channel (they had an amazing segment on Alexander the Great). Or maybe I was doing my homework. but if u wnt 2 no da macho answa...i went 2 da club & found dem hawt chixbabes & i asked her wuts yo name but i dint rly care so i bot her a drink & we wents 2 my crib & had fun...if u get my drif

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How many times a day to you go to "naughty" sites?

Much like Alex's question, depends on what kind of answer you want.

To be sincere, I rarely, if not never, visit "naughty" websites. Generally, if I do happen to stumble upon a bad website, I copy the URL into "Blocked Content".

lol im lyin...let jst say dat i wud b fired lke dat if my bos saw my hompage alon

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Jellybug, what is your favorite color?

I love objects that are pure red, pure blue, or light green--with green probably being my top choice. To wear on myself, my first choice is black, followed closely by yellow and green.

my fav color is da color of SKIN lol

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Jellybug, do you remember both me and the Hot Girl Thread?

Yes and yes. I admitfully have the tendency to remember the worse things about people than I remember, and you were no exception. I have been seeing your more recent posting, however, so as of now I am putting the past aside.

Also--regarding the Hot Girl Thread--you might remember this thread was put into my signature for some time.

In the news...

I just realized, looking back at older threads, that Alex proclaimed me to be the 24^th best poster of all time. A celebration, I proclaim! *opens cognac*

Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks upon this earth is the one who finds... true love?

[This message has been edited by MACHO oIlY maN (edited 11-13-2006 @ 06:50 PM).]

Holger_Hardrada
Mortal

posted 14 November 2006 03:14 PM EDT (US) 13 / 23

Is that you lifting weights and saying "You tell 'em Ma" in the Domino's Brooklyn Style pizza ad on TV?

I Love Bananas
Mortal

posted 14 November 2006 03:22 PM EDT (US) 14 / 23

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challenge my religious beliefs

Fine.

...

Wait, I must know whether you have some or not before I start.

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Sweet baby maizes!

Macho Oily Man
Mortal
(id: jellybug)

posted 14 November 2006 08:50 PM EDT (US) 15 / 23

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Is that you lifting weights and saying "You tell 'em Ma" in the Domino's Brooklyn Style pizza ad on TV?

Tell me, is he oily?

Sheesh. I'm MOM, nothing more, nothing less.

Quoted from I Loooove Bananas is sooooooo cute!:

Wait, I must know whether you have some or not before I start.

Yes, I am a Christian.

*hides in corner*

Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks upon this earth is the one who finds... true love?

Bingo Little
Mortal
(id: Medusasson)

posted 15 November 2006 02:57 PM EDT (US) 16 / 23

Don't get me into any religous debates, ever.

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I Love Bananas
Mortal

posted 15 November 2006 03:03 PM EDT (US) 17 / 23

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Yes, I am a Christian.

Then I have no reason to challenge your religious beliefs.

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Sweet baby maizes!

MagmaLord
Mortal
(id: darkdude)

posted 15 November 2006 06:13 PM EDT (US) 18 / 23

Then I have reason to challenge your religious beliefs. Unfortunately, I am too lazy. Just read the "CREATIONISM" thread.

Macho Oily Man
Mortal
(id: jellybug)

posted 15 November 2006 08:59 PM EDT (US) 19 / 23

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Just read the "CREATIONISM" thread.

Why do you automatically infer that upon hearing the word "Christian," I must believe in sixth day creation?
Unless there are atheist arguments there as well, that would be different. In such a case, I must direct you to Post 96, as well as the last paragraph in Post 98, so you may see my premise for being a theist.

Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks upon this earth is the one who finds... true love?

I Love Bananas
Mortal

posted 19 November 2006 12:31 PM EDT (US) 20 / 23

Ever noticed that if you take the first letter from each word in your forum username, you get "MOM"?

Oh what irony.

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Sweet baby maizes!

Macho Oily Man
Mortal
(id: jellybug)

posted 19 November 2006 01:44 PM EDT (US) 21 / 23

Then I grant you permission to agree with anything I say by saying "You tell 'em ma!" Such dictates that Holger_Hardrada is the current winner of the thread.

Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks upon this earth is the one who finds... true love?

I Love Bananas
Mortal

posted 19 November 2006 02:46 PM EDT (US) 22 / 23

Seems like you have already noticed.

Should have read your replies more properly.

*hides, embarrassed*

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Sweet baby maizes!

Kang_the_Mad
Mortal

posted 19 November 2006 04:23 PM EDT (US) 23 / 23

Jellybug

AC/DC or Led Zepplin?

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