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posted 22 February 2007 05:00 PM EDT (US)   
Recently I was reminded by a new member that we should have a place to unite and continue our worship and study of Pi.

As you may know, before I remade my signature to help the Zombie Soul Stealers Society, I started Pi Club. A brief description can still be found on my signature.

THE HISTORY


The Pi Club started a bit more than an year ago when I was inspired by Papaya's signature and dedicated my way of life to Pi, just like many others. I decided we needed a representation of our society here, so I started the Pi Club. Unfortunately Papaya realised his grave mistake of missing the opportunity of becoming the High Priest of Pi Society in AoMH, and chose to leave us. To this day he still carries a grudge against the true worshipers.

Just before his leaving, Prometheus4 joined the Pi Club. He is perhaps one of our best known members. However during his short return he changed his signature, and his unpredicted second absence now prevents his testimonial from being witnessed.

Even though Papaya's accusation of my "sig robbery" was untrue, it stirred up much controversy. To avoid unwanted paparazzi, I changed my signature to put attention on other important world issues next to Pi. Still, many soon-to-be followers who wanted to make room in their hearts for Pi still noticed. Our recent new member ironsoul reminded me of our important role and thus this HQ is now set up.

I announce to the world, THE PI CLUB!!!


A list of the current members in our Congregation:

  • darkdude - People's Pi Pope / Also known as P3: Founder of Pi Club
  • ironsoul - PImortal: Reviver of Pi Club
  • ArchDruid - ArchDruid: Performer of Sacred Rituals
  • Numenorean 7 - Vates Maximus of Pi: High Prophet
  • zerglinhatin - Former Prophet: Now member of HOP under 1st Division
  • g1ggy - Rainbow Randolph II: Druid
  • RicorianGuardian - Commander Warlord: Commander of the Holy Order of Pi Warriors "HOP"
  • Hadesdrew - Guy Who Doesn't Like Pik001: Captain of the HOP 1st Division "Anti-Pik Brigade"
  • PhoenixFlash - The Number Man: Keeper of the Archive of Holy Knowledge
  • Eaglehaslanded - Paralaxis of Pi: Regular Member
  • tactickiller - Pi man: Regular Member
  • Deadhead - No chosen title: Regular Member
  • igotskillz - mr. pi: Regular Member
  • demi_god_matt - Guy who hates Two_Ace_U: Regular Member

    The New Beginning fast approaches. Convert now and have everlasting life. Your time is short.

    Other related persons:

  • Prometheus4 - Past Elder member of Pi Club, now inactive
  • Papaya - First defector (Heretic)
  • Newreach - Wannabe member who failed the membership examination
  • Alex - Former heretic now freed from the false teachings of pie.
  • pik001 - The All-stupid person who wants to join Pi Club. When rejected, he started his own "pagan cult of zeus" and got banned.

    Our Holy Texts

    Book 1 of the Word of Pi
    Book 2 of the Word of Pi
    Book 3 of the Word of Pi

    The Holy News
    Updated 04-12-2007 originally posted by darkdude, P3


    We now have our new Holy Order of PiWarriors for the glory of Pi!!! Please welcome the new members:

    RicorianGuardian - Title Not Chosen: Commander of the Holy Order of Pi Warriors "HOP"

    Hadesdrew - Guy Who Doesn't Like Pik001: Captain of the HOP 1st Division "Anti-Pik Brigade"

    Zerglinhatin, former Prophet, has also joined the military effort! He is now a member of HOP under the 1st Division.

    Quick Update: Please welcome our 2 newest members!

    PhoenixFlash & Eaglehaslanded

    [This message has been edited by MagmaLord (edited 08-11-2008 @ 10:31 PM).]

  • Replies:
    posted 31 March 2007 06:58 PM EDT (US)     176 / 385  
    Can I join the Pi Club? I know this many:3.1415926535897

    And plus, to be even further recommended:

    Cylinder:
    V=pi * radius(squared) * Height
    SA=2*pi*radius(squared) + 2*pi*radius*height

    Cone:
    V=1/3 pi*radius(squared) * height
    SA= pi*radius(squared)*pi*radius*square root of(height(squared) + (radius(squared)

    Sphere:
    V=4/3 pi*radius(cubed)
    SA=4*pi*radius(squared)

    I hope this will let me join.......


    42.
    posted 31 March 2007 07:32 PM EDT (US)     177 / 385  
    Updated with news.

    What shall be your title,zerglinhatin?


    posted 31 March 2007 07:43 PM EDT (US)     178 / 385  
    I donno, depends on what you need.

    42.
    posted 31 March 2007 10:06 PM EDT (US)     179 / 385  
    then you shall be druid.

    holy article. Update holy news:
    zerglinhatin is a new regular/druid. Welcome him.



    3.141592653589793238462...
    Join the Pi club today!

    Ironsoul:judge of the quotegame, proffesional Blackjack player, PImortal
    posted 31 March 2007 10:10 PM EDT (US)     180 / 385  
    The Clun has been bumped!!!11!

    ...
    posted 31 March 2007 10:13 PM EDT (US)     181 / 385  
    Can I join. I know more then the druid guy. Make my title "Rainbow Randolph II"
    posted 31 March 2007 11:53 PM EDT (US)     182 / 385  
    I would like to request zerglinhatin as a prophet: his knowledge of the sacred equations is impressive. Perhaps g1ggy can be a druid instead? Unless the illustrious P3 objects, of course.

    Of course, you must make a profession of faith, listing the sacred digits or something else related to pi.

    The Revelation of Pi is almost complete: I should post it here tomorrow.


    I'm a little n00blet short and stout,
    Here is my sCrEEnNaME here is my SHOUT!1!
    When I get all angry, I flame and pout.
    Ban me forever, and kick me out!
    The Prophet of Pi Speaks!
    Pi≈3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679

    [This message has been edited by Numenorean 7 (edited 03-31-2007 @ 11:55 PM).]

    posted 01 April 2007 12:05 PM EDT (US)     183 / 385  
    I,leader of Zeus' followers, hereby declare war on the pi club!
    posted 01 April 2007 01:49 PM EDT (US)     184 / 385  
    I will be honoured to be the "Prophet".

    42.
    posted 01 April 2007 03:01 PM EDT (US)     185 / 385  
    As the High Prophet wishes.

    By the way the title is NOT your role; a title here is just a little fun tag to your name.

    g1ggy - Rainbow Randolph II: Druid
    zerglinhatin - Title not Chosen: Prophet


    posted 02 April 2007 03:09 AM EDT (US)     186 / 385  
    The Book of Pi
    Chapter 1: The Creation

    In the beginning, PI. Beyond concept, beyond definition, beyond understanding and comprehension, there was Pi, and there was no other.
    Pi said, "Let there be a point". And there was a point: infinite in mass, infinitely small.
    Then Pi said, "Let the point expand, and let the set of all points equidistant from the point in three dimensions be a sphere." So it happened, just as the Almighty Pi commanded. At the same time, Pi created/defined the circle, and all hyper-circles in dimensions 4 to infinity.
    Thus was all geometry begun, and Pi defined these most basic shapes with reference to itself.
    Pi then began to expand on geometry. Pi soon found it needed more numbers to describe the lower shapes. Thus were created the integers, fractions, and (most importantly) irrational numbers beyond count, including square roots, logarithms, and phi: the golden ratio. The "sphere" Pi had created continued to expand, and Pi called it the Universe. And Pi saw fit to create lesser spheres within this great sphere. These lesser spheres Pi called "stars". Still smaller spheres Pi cause to orbit in circles around these stars, and Pi called them "planets".
    One of these planets Pi saw fit to bless with intelligent life. The Almighty Pi gave this life knowledge to understand and appreciate Pi and all its wonders. Pi, in its great wisdom, made the creature in the form of a sphere, to make sure he never forgot his Creator, and placed numerous spherical forms on the planet with him. The spheres Pi had made were happy, and loved the Number to whom they owed their existence.

    Thus ends Chapter 1. Chapter 2: The Distortion, and Chapter 3: The Faithful, forthcoming.


    I'm a little n00blet short and stout,
    Here is my sCrEEnNaME here is my SHOUT!1!
    When I get all angry, I flame and pout.
    Ban me forever, and kick me out!
    The Prophet of Pi Speaks!
    Pi≈3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679

    [This message has been edited by Numenorean 7 (edited 04-02-2007 @ 10:03 PM).]

    posted 02 April 2007 03:16 AM EDT (US)     187 / 385  
    I think next, I will embark upon a treatise of systematic Pi-ology

    I'm a little n00blet short and stout,
    Here is my sCrEEnNaME here is my SHOUT!1!
    When I get all angry, I flame and pout.
    Ban me forever, and kick me out!
    The Prophet of Pi Speaks!
    Pi≈3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
    posted 02 April 2007 05:50 AM EDT (US)     188 / 385  
    RRAAWWRR!
    *Zeus starts striking the topic with lightning,eventually destroying it*
    posted 02 April 2007 06:50 AM EDT (US)     189 / 385  
    Excellent, these lesser druids can perform sacrifices while I study for my exams.

    Just as some bodies, from the moment of birth, are endowed with beauty, while on others nature from their very beginning bestows blemishes and wrinkles, so with souls too, some are distinguished at once with extreme grace and attractiveness, while others leave a trail of sombre and deep gloom. ~Michael Psellus, Chronographia
    posted 02 April 2007 09:20 AM EDT (US)     190 / 385  

    Quote:

    In the beginning, PI.

    Not true. In the beginning, there was Pie. Pie created Pi to create all the mathematical stuff, and Pi got carried away. Pi shall be punished by Pie.


    "We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes."
    posted 02 April 2007 11:17 AM EDT (US)     191 / 385  
    not so. originally,therev was chaos. out of chaos came Gaia(the earth),who gave birth to Oranos(the sky) and from them came the hekagigantes,and other monsters but particulary the titans. Oranos recieved a prophecy that one of his sons would overthrow him,so he prevented Gaia from giving birth to the titans. The youngest,Kronos was driven to make Oranos flee,and he fled to never be seen again. Kronos recieved the same prophecy but it also said he'd be imprisoned in Tartarus. So when his children were born,he swallowed them. His wife,Rheia, gave Kronos a stone in swaddling clothes instead of Zeus. Whenm Zeus grew up he got Kronos to release his brothers and sisters. Then a terrible war,the Titanomachy,was fought and the titans were defeated. One of them,Iapetus,had 3 sons,But only one,Atlas rebelled against Zeus. Zeus got Prometheus,one of the two who didn't rebel, to create mankind,and he gave htem knowledge. He then stole fire for them and paved the way for pie's creation. among the knowledge,however,was pi.

    So Zeus caused pie and pi to exist,though indirectly,he still did.

    posted 02 April 2007 01:09 PM EDT (US)     192 / 385  
    ^^
    Sounds a little familiar.... What caused Gaia and Oranos to appear out of chaos? Pi is self-existant, and Pi caused the Big Bang.

    @W0lf
    Before a pie exists, the concept of a pie must exist. Before the concept of a pie exists, the concept of a circle must exist, since a pie is in the shape of a circle. And the concept of Pi inheres within the concept of a circle. Therefore, Pi must exist before a pie.


    I'm a little n00blet short and stout,
    Here is my sCrEEnNaME here is my SHOUT!1!
    When I get all angry, I flame and pout.
    Ban me forever, and kick me out!
    The Prophet of Pi Speaks!
    Pi≈3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679

    [This message has been edited by Numenorean 7 (edited 04-02-2007 @ 01:13 PM).]

    posted 02 April 2007 01:53 PM EDT (US)     193 / 385  
    Gaia rose out of chaos and gave birth ro oranos so you = pwned and pi=phail
    posted 02 April 2007 04:14 PM EDT (US)     194 / 385  
    Something cannot come from nothing, pik.

    Didn't I order him to be burnt already?

    And what about Book 1 and 2, High Prophet?


    [This message has been edited by darkdude (edited 04-02-2007 @ 04:18 PM).]

    posted 02 April 2007 04:26 PM EDT (US)     195 / 385  
    They are forthcoming.
    Yes you did.
    I think I will have to lead a counter defense against PIKs club thing.
    All members assemble in line.
    Post one atack on his topic.


    3.141592653589793238462...
    Join the Pi club today!

    Ironsoul:judge of the quotegame, proffesional Blackjack player, PImortal
    posted 02 April 2007 05:16 PM EDT (US)     196 / 385  
    I was planning to name the chapters 3, 1, 4, 1a, 5, 9, 2, etc, but if you think that's too confusing, I can certainly change it.

    I'm a little n00blet short and stout,
    Here is my sCrEEnNaME here is my SHOUT!1!
    When I get all angry, I flame and pout.
    Ban me forever, and kick me out!
    The Prophet of Pi Speaks!
    Pi≈3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
    posted 02 April 2007 06:23 PM EDT (US)     197 / 385  
    so if pi is your god, who's your devil ?

    I'm a life long worshiper of e, the exponential function. Its a transcendental number and makes more sense then the pi. Plus differentiate pi and what do you get.... oh thats right ZERO. Differentiate e and you get e, therefore by my counts e is infinite, pi is (stops and realises he's fighting a number!)

    I like phi too. Perhaps pi is outdated and useless and needs to be replaced by something fresher and new. After all there's no such thing as original religion.


    LONG LIVE e


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    Roxas, his heart was human, yet because of his status as a being his fate was sealed since he was born. How many times must humanity judge others like that as well without giving them a fair chance?

    "It would be very irresponsible of me to give you my thoughts as you are clearly incapable of handling the ones you already have" ~some guy in OD

    [This message has been edited by silvermoon (edited 04-02-2007 @ 06:26 PM).]

    posted 02 April 2007 06:34 PM EDT (US)     198 / 385  
    Congratz silvermoon, you made the Phi group proud.
    as for pik.......Good Luck with Zeus!

    A green great dragon.
    posted 02 April 2007 06:38 PM EDT (US)     199 / 385  
    well im a biochemist, and phi rules. It occurs at subcelluler level and is fundamentally important (take that pi)

    e is just cool. Maybe e could fight the tyrannical forces of pi in a differentiation contest. I know who would win that.

    (more i type, more nerdy i become, yay?)


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    Roxas, his heart was human, yet because of his status as a being his fate was sealed since he was born. How many times must humanity judge others like that as well without giving them a fair chance?

    "It would be very irresponsible of me to give you my thoughts as you are clearly incapable of handling the ones you already have" ~some guy in OD
    posted 02 April 2007 06:46 PM EDT (US)     200 / 385  

    Quote:

    Before a pie exists, the concept of a pie must exist. Before the concept of a pie exists, the concept of a circle must exist, since a pie is in the shape of a circle. And the concept of Pi inheres within the concept of a circle. Therefore, Pi must exist before a pie.

    Pie is a circle. Pi is used to find a circle. This means that Pie is greater, and created Pi in it's own image. Duh.


    "We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes."
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