Day 1-

Captured a Life node and sent scouts to discover this land. My solo pony rider got ambushed by wolves and won!

Day 2-
Secured an abandoned windmill.

Day 1: Attacked by wild boar in forest. It was delicious!.

Day 2: Can see a campfire in the distance. Heading towards it to see if the happy campers like pork scratchings.

Day 3: The troops are making snide sarcastic comments about my name behind my back.
If only my wizardly parents had'nt called me 'Dame Edna'.
They insult my fashion sense too. I must teach them a lesson!.

Day 3:

Discovered a wandering shade right by my capital. Halfling legs may be small but they're sure moving quick now.

Day 4:
The Frostlings around the previously mentioned campfire were downright rude. They refused our pork scratchings so we felt compelled to beat them to death with thir own shoes.

Also fell into a pit and made a LOT of new friends (or is that fiends!).

Shade attacked my pony rider during the night... and lost! 2 wolves and a shade- Beware of little people riding shrunken horses carrying sticks.

Seemed to find a very similiar hole.

Day 5:

Explored and made more friends.

Ah!. Forgot to mention that on the previous day i relieved the Frostlings of a potent magical artifact and some money as well as their miserable lives!.

Meanwhile, the Frostling scratchings are delicious!.
*grins*!

Day 6:

Had to restart on game freezing up. OK, after a scan-disk and a defrag.

Looked into a puddle of water and saw some dirty hobbits on the backs of what seemed to be giant flying parrots.

Saw in the distance the children of the night. They seem quite friendly. We're going over to say hello.

A "weak" rating? Maybe the little folk should get off the pipe and start doing something.

Day 7:

Independent draconians and spiders lurk within our borders.
Not for long though.
A interesting challenge is also presented to me.

Finally, the halfling Wizard tower is complete! The small folk always need big things.

Day 8:

An epic victory is won over a small but potent force of Archons!. No Goblin casualties sustained at all, much to my surprise!.

Little feet are moving.

Day 9:

Gained a magical artifact, then lost it again.
What a dick!. I can't believe i did that!.

*orders his kharaghs to beat him with clubs of iron*

Doh!

Day 10-12:

The Halflings invasion of our precious airspace with their filthy parrots will be terminated very shortly!.
Active steps are being taken right now!.

Hundreds of battles have been fought on these lands by countless other Wizards. The halflings need a new plan. Something different...

The halflings immediately broke out their pipes and began to smoke for an idea. Many pipes were refilled.

A new tactic has been discovered, "the pen is mightier than big creatures carrying clubs."

Beware of the diplomat!

Day 13:

The Halflings have submitted a insulting and ridiculous set of proposals to us!. God knows what they are smoking in their pipes this time!.

The Halflings have discovered a new tactic allright; "the substance in their pipes deludes them into thinking that it shall make them invulnerable to the whacks from large creatures bearing clubs!".

Victory attained in our southern territories over a pitiful halfling force!. Most amusing!.

It was also amusing to see the slaughter of a halfling raiding party by a wandering horde of death knights!.
Good(!)boys indeed!.

Dame Edna has little people in her cabnets.

Good Game flexi!

Game over!:

An epic and lightning victory to the little people!.

The underhanded devils made a surprise attack on my capital under the cover of darkness with foul-smelliing leprechauns!.
My defenceless, peaceful Gobbos were butchered in their sweet-smelling beds.

It was good to play against a highly skilled and capable opponent like Tibbs. Highly aggressive player, took me totally by surprise.

My fastest AoW game ever!.

Congratulations!.