Hmmm. Interesting vally. Lots of lesser beings in it. *makes a note to exterminate them*

Oh no, i'm the virtuous priggish Archons!. Still, i'll try and have some fun.

Goblins:

Day 1 Advice: Go kill everything.

Day 1: Killed nothing (stupid advice)

**On a side note: my hero has this club called "ultimate god-like club of killing anything good." I've never seen it before, think I should keep it?

Working my way around to try and find something to thump on.

Money!. That's what i want!.
Currently looking for sources of income.

I'm not very happy with the portrait of my wizard. She looks like a drugged up watery tart lounging on a chair. Not an inspiring example for my troops.

'Northumbria, England A.D 900'

"Let the wolves savage him before dawn;
the sword is the quickest way".

J.L.B 'Fifteen coins'. My favourite South American poet.

Our forces were finally able to attack something. Income has been increased.

Tried to hire a little help, but I'm still short cash.

TSk TSk TSk!!

We've got cash! But we're not near the cave... shoot.

Quoted from flexi:

If my maps are inspiring people to quote Borges, then I guess I did something right

On a related note, Flexi, you might want to check out the underground of my map Wintergarden - it's called "Forest of Forking Paths"

Ah! An educated and cultured gentleman!.
Many thanks for creating this map King David!.
Thanks for the suggestion, i'll check it out.

Sorry for the restart chaps. It happened on starting the turn. After a scandisk and a defrag, the problem does seem to go away for a while then reoccurs. Many apologies. It does'nt seem to happen in SP, i'll have to tinker around with the settings.

TS!

The goblin gods rejoice as our production is unexpectantly completed. No battles today but the future looks good for the dirty little people and their undead pervert. (Love the custom descriptions.)

tree

Another hero joins the goblins and we move the troops into battle positions.

after a difficult start, the orcs are spreading north and south .

Nothing but exploration.

I shudder to think of what evil plots and deeds Tibbs is up to in the subterranean deep.

"Hohoho, the old moloko, with no knives or synthemesc or drencom in it. How wicked, my brothers, innocent milk must always seem to me now".

Relaxing day of hiking along the mountain trails in goblin land.

things are doing well, two victories without any casualties ...

Had my first encounter with the enemy today, and killed him.

Late post. TS.

"He stepped aside, and Roy Baty entered, sombre and large, smiling his crooked, tuneless smile".

Game crashed while I surveyed the landscape and I created a restart message. Very unfortunate, because that allows the cursed little dwarves to live another day. (didn't want to kill your party on a restart).... They will die though.

The dwarves have discovered my shade! Much to dwarven grief. All invaders have been relieved of life.

(That's right Hiranu: shade. I still remember our very first game. )

(late post.)

Shades are indeed trouble, and I was much troubled by this one.

Fear, we are all motivated by fear.

My main force embarks upon a long and perilous journey.

*turns his attention back to Watchmen graphic novel and Dokapon GBA*

Moving small forces throughout the lands hoping to contact my ally.

I've found both my enemies, and not my ally. Not the way I prefer things.

Had to subdue a group of halflings for a production resource. Undesirable, but necessary.

"In the midnights of November, when the dead man's fair is nigh, and danger in the valley, and anger in the sky".

The beetles are coming! The beetles are coming!.

Continue to explore the lands.

the orcs spotted both enemies, and engage one.
reinforcing the border towns as a spider explore some cave...

positioning fir combats tomorrow

Blotted out a group of Frostlings in my insatiable search for treasure. A paltry amount of gold pieces was my reward along with a moderately useful artefact.

The shade has eliminated a trespassing cat.

moving north to engage the enemy...

replayed the turn that was resent to me.

*bump*

I'm not sure what exactly is going on in this game.

Quote:

This message was for the other War in the Valley game with Mr. F, Chascal, Hiranu and myself.

This would mean that either Hiranu has the turn and doesn't realize it or it has been played and Flexi (whom I haven't seen on the boards recently) has it.

Overall though, it has been about a month since the last turn so I'm actually assuming this one is dead. (too bad, it was a good map)

Actually its a WL game, so I'd prefer if e could not let it die. Flexi, could you resend the last thing you had to Tibbs please?

Aieeee!!!!!!.
I'm totally confused about this!. The last game turn that has been sent to me is Herod's turn. I have emailed this info to someone who queried this before!.
Do i play Herod's turn and send it on?. Who is Herod?.
Who am i for that fact?!. I've forgotten!. I only know that i'm not Herod!. And that rabbits do not grow on trees, Quincy Jones is not the Prime Minister of Great Britain and that i do like pork scratchings (also known as hog lumps or pig snacks!).

Will someone please counsel me as to the best course of action here!, and i don't mean therapy, though after this game i think i'll need it!.

*laughs*

The goblins (me) are Herod. If you could forward that turn to me it would be great. Thanks.

A resource was captured and a Watchtower reveals much. Turn sent to Den who will be absent for awhile.