After today's deeds, I am well on my way to victory! Step aside, MonkeyMan! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I have started my march to victory!

Who will win? Must you really ask? I mean, this is after all a match of "The God King" versus some little putz named after his high school equivalency exam.

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I only let you be the God King so you would feel powerful. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Keep trash-talking GED, maybe that way you won't feel my boot when it sneaks up on your backside.

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[This message has been edited by Montys Monkey (edited 04-17-2003 @ 01:07 AM).]

Oh yeah? Well yo' mama's so fat that you'd have to build 5370 boats to bring her to witness the battle.

Resorting to "mama" jokes already? Tsk, tsk! However, I guess I couldn't have expected anything more mellifluous from a GED holder...

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[This message has been edited by Montys Monkey (edited 04-18-2003 @ 00:33 AM).]

You fight like a cow. (I hope you catch that reference).

Exploring the land around us, I have found two well defended cities, one of which has a wizard's tower. I will have to take them.

Went into an "Average" ranked magic vault - found your "Average" Bone Dragon inside. Left immediately in an "Average" display of courage.

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Just sitting around, waiting for MM to make one of his famous overconfident mistakes he always seems to make at least once a game .

Not much - got healed, looking for some good targets of opportunity

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Today, I stumbled across a town of halflings more than happy to join my glorius empire. Yup, I'm well on my way to victory now.

And don't think you're getting off without being insulted, either. Butthead .

Hmmm - the Halflings seem to be willing to talk to me, too. Do you have enough gold? If so, then you have a chance. If not, I think you are about to lose this confrontation...

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Oh, I've got enough gold all right. Yes indeed. Unfortunatly, you're now a few units shorter, and I think you'll need a new hero now .

Well, that hurt - but I already had another hero - so there was only so much of a loss. It only goes to prove - there's nothing quite as low as a GED.

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[This message has been edited by Montys Monkey (edited 04-21-2003 @ 09:29 PM).]

I have claimed more victories today, with even more on the way!

We won a few battles of our own today, but are generally hurting from our earlier losses.

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Oh, this just keeps getting better....

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I'm just wondering if things are really getting better for the God King, or if he's being sarcastic.

Let me clarify my statement with the following:

Want to start scheduling the rematch?

I still have tricks up my sleeve, and all is not lost, but I have taken some terrible beatings by indies.

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Hmmm... If the God King is in such bad shape, perhaps I should head out and find him...

The God King isn't out yet! (But I will admit that managing my troops is a rather simple affair these days...)

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Secretly doing secret things.

We finally had a few good events happen. Maybe we will have a chance in this game after all...

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Life is Ged.

We continue to build up again - we got a lovely prize for defeating some campers...

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I see another hero of the God King's... I'll have to take care of that.

My hero has been taken care of - but then again, so has yours. Hehehehe. Don't you hate it when Runemasters get free in your lands.

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I hate Runemasters. Good thing there's one less Runemaster running around now...

...and I still have a hero .

That's it! You've fallen into my trap! I have you now...

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Whatever you say, God King. Whatever you say.

That's THE God King to you - GED. Let's not forget who's boss around here! Oh, wait, that may be you...

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Well, I've found THE God King, sitting in his tower all alone - I contemplated having my lone scout attempt an attack, but I've decided to wait - back home, we are producing Runemasters and Mole Riders - it looks to me like the God King can't even build a Barracks in a town that small!

You may get me yet, but you won't do it with a boat!

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Who needs a boat when you can walk on water?

Who needs to walk on water when there's no one behind the gates...

If you don't win on this turn, I never want to play as your ally.

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[This message has been edited by Montys Monkey (edited 04-30-2003 @ 09:54 AM).]

I managed to handle it. Victory is mine. So what happened? Did you throw in the towel, or did you just expect to win that battle easily? Just wondering...

If you want to take another shot at THE NEW GOD KING , let me know.

If I had won, I would have actually had time to build another army up. I suppose I could have waited, but it was another 3 turns before my Runemaster was going to be ready, so I figured that we were going to be fighting Cav vs. Wizard anyway.

I guess another thought I had was that I'd rather fight you now than wait until you pulled a summoned creature or other water-walking units up and made it impossible.

I was in such sad shape that it was only a matter of time anyways...

[This message has been edited by Montys Monkey (edited 05-01-2003 @ 02:40 PM).]

We have prepared to defeat the God King yet again!

We shall try a little harder this time. I was experimenting with a right brain/left brain thing last time and was therefor never using more than 50% of my capacity.

My "whole brain" efforts have led me to a swifter start this time. We may even stand a chance of winning if we keep this up.

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Victory is certain. The God King will fall. Again.