Phewie: In distance me sees tower! Me Takes Tower! Tower Good! Me sees far now! Me sees funny shiny hill! Me Takes funny shiny hill! Oops! Hill far away! Me Tired! Go sleep now! Take shiny Hill tomorrow! Me Likes shiny things! Tomorrow Hill is mine!!

You have turn now!!

Day 1

We see...we take...we happy today.

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Day 2: Phewie:

Me takes Shinies!! Shinies Good! Sees Gobbi on Birrdie, Goood Gobbi, Goood Birdie! Gobbi and Birdie helps me or i eats them!! Smart Gobbi! Smart Birdie! Gobbi and Birdie Helps me!

Fly Gobbi on Birdie! Fly! Fly! See Gobbi Fly!

Funny warm hill! Warm Hill feel good! I rest now!!

Day 2

More taking. Still happy

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Day 3
Phewie:

I sees city! Big City! I Takes city! I takes HeeRow!
Soon I go Upsies! Upsies no should laugh at me! Soon Upsies sorry!

Day 4

We spy runty goblin. Me not like. Me summon wolves to kill runty goblin. Me happy if goblins die!

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Me sees Big fire! Me Takes Big Fire!

Ow! Ow! Fire Burns! Burns! Ow! Ow! Me Dead!

Wait! Wait! Me no dead! Orc leader cast resurrection! Me Live again! This time me no takes fire!

Yet!!

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Day 5

Runty goblin no die but by our hand. We wants to kill runty. That would makes us happy

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First me Happy Orky save me! Now I think Orky Bad! Orky no save me, save self!! Yes I save self! Big Orky not so tough! I kill orky! Yes I kill.....

Help! Help! I is under attack! Help Orky! Help Orky! Wolfies come! Fire Guys Come! Help Orky, Help!

How come Orky no Help! Bad Orky! Me And Hee-Row kill Wolfies! Four Wolfies dead! Four Fire Guys Dead! Three Gobbis Dead! Tonite Hee-Row and me have feast! Yumm! Yumm!

Tomorrow we start hunt Orky!! Beware Orky! Me hero like Goldberg! And You NEXT!

Day 6

Me take fire...me lose no one...save all orcs to kill runty goblins

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Day 7

Me Find Cave! Funny Shadows in cave! Funny shadows taste good! Yumm Yumm! Shadows guard stick! Super Stick! Super Stick give major ouchie! Super Stick give major ouchie with POKE-EM-IN-THE-EYE thingy! Big Orky in trouble now!

Gobbi on Birdie eat sluggie! Yumm Yumm!

Me Grow stronger! Me Grow Bigger! Watch out Orky!

Day 7

Rabid wolves attack during the night. Me no happy. Me mad! Me want goblin blood...we look for goblins and want to take their stick away! That would make me happy!

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Day 8

I hears cries in forest! Many Orkies Dies! Wolfies Hungry!
I spies Tower! Orky Tower! I spies other tower! mmmm! Froggies! I Likes to eat Froggies! I thinks maybe I fights Froggies and not Orkies! Froggies Yumm! Orkies no taste good! Tomorrow maybe I tell Orky go away and fight other peoples! Orky scared of me! Orky go fight someone else!

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Day 8

Another cave...good...me happy...another cave...no good...mean troll kill our orcs! Arghh! We are hurt and me no happy at all!

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Me Happy! Me Takes towers today! Me Takes Two Towers! Sees Orky! Orky all bleedy! Orky Hee Row all Bleedy! Me Thinks me should Kill Orky! Then me feels sorry for Orky! Not Right to Kill Orky before I kill Lizards!

'Sides Orky maybe have sneaky 'visable bat thingy! Sneeaky Orky maybe try to Trap us Gobbies. Baad Orky!!

You should Goes fights Azzies! Goes Fights Azzies Orky!! Lets me fights Lizards. Lizards taste Yumm! Azzies tastses bad like Orky! Go Away Orky! Go Away Now!

Or next time.....

I KILL ORKY!!

Day 9

Hmm...decisions, decisions We shall never run and never hide! We take back tower and kill ugly goblin ram thingy. Then we declare war on icky goblins...but for now we will kill some sun people...but next time the runty ones come close we will finish them for good!

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Day 10

Was right! Was Right!

Sneaky Orky has 'visable bat thingy! Good thing Phewie too smart for Orky! Phewie way too smart for Orky!

But bad Orky, break my nice Ramstorm! Ramstorm all broken by evil bat thingy! Evil Bat thingy do good though. Bat thingy kills Upsies peoples! Breaks upsies city!

Now I be sneaky like Orky! Sneaks into Lizard City!

Wait! Wait! Run Phewie! Run Phewie! Fly Gobbi on Birdie! Fly! Fly!

Lizards! Hundreds! Thousands! Millions! Lizards all around us! Run! Fly! Gobbi do big OH OH!

Cast Magic! Hurry! Hurry Phewie! Cast Magic!

Day 10

Boring day...me not happy...want blood!! Soon...soon the sun people will be close and we will feast!

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Day 11

Too many Lizards, I is surrounded! I see nuther funny warm Hill! Plan! Only 6 lizards by hill! Take Hill! Win! Win!

Run Froggies! Run Froggies! Today is a good day for Froggie Stew! Gobbi on Birdie and Phewie is Mighty!

Secret Plan! Beware Orky! I has Secret Plan!! (PSST! Nobody tell Orky 'bout secret plan! Big POKE-EM-IN-THE-EYE Stick gonna be very useful!!)

Orky Turn!

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Day 11

Another boring day...we want something to kill! Grrr...not going to let the gobbos have all the fun! Lets go scouts find us something...now!

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Day 12

A Mighty Day for Phewie and Gobbi on Birdie! Wakes up in morning to sound of 7 Humans and 4 Froggies who try sneak attack! But Phewie has become Mighty! Gobbi on Birdie is Mighty! Eats all 11 for Breakfast we do! Now we takes Lizards empire! Take mighty big Foods! Takes mines of shinies! Lizards and Froggies Sorry they laughs at me! They pleads for mercy!

Me Thinks Orky tricks Froggies and Humans to sneak attack! Orky always sneaky like dat. Beware! Beware sneaky Orkies! Secret POKE-EM-IN-THE-EYE stick mighty powerful!

Tomorrow I takes Lizards towns! Tomorrow I is Happy!

Day 12

A good day...we feast on the flesh of the Azarcs! They fall like weeds in a summer gale before us. We scorn the runty gobbos...they are nothing to us - an annoyance easily silenced if they get too loud. They fight with sticks - we have mighty lances of power!

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Day 13 (Me thinks)

Bad Day! Bad Bad Day! Sneaky Lizards Steal Foods! Gobbi on Birdie fix sneaky Lizards! I is Bleedy bad! Human use stick thingy to poke me! Gobbi on Birdie fix him! Soon no more Lizards!

Day 13

A hero of the sun people is food for our table...all their resources shall soon be ours! Soon our healers will reach our war party and we will be even happier!

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Upsies is Bad Place! Upsies has wolfies! Upsies has Sluggies! Upsies has humans with pokey sticks! I sends Gobbi to find wolfies! Wolfies Attacks, but not gobbi! I Bleedy Bad! Gobbi on Birdie Bleeds bad! But now Lizards no have City! Next I takes Human Big City! Soon Upsies is all mine! I wonder about Orky! Orky says he big and Strong and me runty! I thinks Orky need pokey with Magic Stick!! Soon I go all-the-way upsies! There I finds Super Duper Stick!

Day 13

The runty gobbos can talk...but we see little to justify such big talk. We kill more azarcs today...continuing to pillage all that oppose us!

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Day 15

Orky talk! Blah Blah Blah! While Orky Talks, I takes! I takes Froggie City! I Takes Human City! Now Humans Gives! Now Froggies Gives! Soon I have Great Army! Soon I Goes one more Upsies! Half People there no Gives! So From Half Peoples I takes! I find new stick! Super Duper Stick! My Stick Bigger than Orky whole Army!

Me no Runty! Orky Brain Runty! (He He! Orky no counts good!)

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Orky email down??

Of course not!! You just sent another of those unreliable runty goblins...try again with a more reliable carrier

Okay...final used a more reliable carrier...hey! where did you get an Orc from?

Day 15:

Nothing much this day, however, we have a surprise planned for the humans in the near future...licking our chops...tomorrow could make me *very* happy

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Day 16

Orky want surprise Human? Me surprise Halfling! Lizard surprise Gobbi! Maybe Azzie surprise Orky!