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Topic Subject: Battle Of The Forums: Round 1 (you have to pwn - not ban!)
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posted 02-20-08 07:25 AM EDT (US)   

Battle Of The Forums!



WiC & OD go through!




Contents





  1. Introduction
  2. Story
  3. Rules
  4. How to play





Game Log
  • MisplacedPope PWN theferret
  • Count Mummolus PWN Loegaire
  • Sargon PWN Sir Wulf
  • Jax SAVE Sir Wulf
  • The Dark Archer PWN Wolfpanzee
  • Culverin PWN Vault Dweller
  • SirWulf PWN RMC7525
  • Arvedui PWN Suppiluliuma
  • Lord Ahm SAVE Wolfpanzee
  • MisplacedPope PWN Sargon
  • Count Mummolus PWN Arvedui
  • Jax PWN Wolfpanzee
  • The Dark Archer SAVE RMC7525
  • Culverin SAVE Arvedui
  • Shelper PWN Lord Ahm
  • ArveduiPWN Count Mummolus
  • RCM7525 PWN MisplacedPope
  • Jax SAVE Vault Dweller
  • The Dark Archer SAVE Suppiluliuma
  • Culverin PWN Vault Dweller
  • Shelper PWN RMC7525
  • ArveduiSAVE Loegaire
  • Suppiluliuma SAVE Loegaire
  • Jax PWN The Dark Archer
  • Culverin PWN Suppiluliuma
  • Shelper PWN Jax


  • Victims
  • MisplacedPope
  • Count Mummolus
  • Loegaire
  • Sargon
  • Jax
  • The Dark Archer
  • theferret
  • Culverin
  • Wolfpanzee
  • Shelper
  • Arvedui
  • Vault Dweller
  • RCM7525
  • Lord Ahm
  • Suppiluliuma




  • Introduction

    Welcome to Battle Of The Forums! This is a simple game aimed to bring the whole HG community together. We hope you enjoy .



    Story

    It was a lonely day. Inside the
    Cherub Wagon, Zen; the divine lord and God of Heavengames turned on his computer. Everything was going fine until Zen realised something was missing. All the staff, as exemplary and *insert flattery here* as they were, were extremely predictable. This was also the case for the members. Zen then had a great idea to add variety to HG. He organised a giant party for a few members from each heaven, and sent in 3 of his most trusted staff with nice sharp kittens axes.

    His plan was to assassinate the members, while he sat back and ate some popcorn. As the members realised this, they quickly gathered up their pointy sticks. The stage was set, and Zen ordered the killing to be conducted in a turn based civilised manner. What forum has the most cunning warriors? We're about to find out...

    Zen had hired himself a ninja, and instructed people to use this deadly weapon to destroy people. He also added an unban feature, to make things interesting.



    Rules

  • You only have 72 hours to make your turn.
  • You may not edit your post once you have posted your choice.



    How to play

    This game is really simple to play. It is a turn based game and I have placed everyone in a random order. When you are at the top of the ferris wheel you have 2 choices. You could either kill someone, or save someone who has been killed.

    If you want to kill someone type:
    Evil Ninja, please pwn [b]Playername[/b]
    If you want to save someone type:
    Zen, please unban [b]Playername[/b]
    After your turn it is immediately the turn of the next player alive.

    I will not prod people when it's their turn, that is everybody elses job! Definitely talk outside the thread if you want.

    PS. I will post the images up later.

    ______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
    ____________________
    AoMH Seraph ____________________
    "You can't trust yeebaagooon to lead a rebelion, He would send everyone to steal mirrors so he could bask in his own brilliance." - Out Reach
    "Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
    AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto|Multiplayer: Minigames Z|CSC 7
    Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph

    [This message has been edited by Yeebaagooon (edited 03-08-2008 @ 03:42 AM).]

  • Replies:
    posted 02-20-08 07:02 PM EDT (US)     1 / 237  
    "Finally," he said in a loud drawl.

    "Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
    |
    "I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
    "Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
    And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
    posted 02-20-08 07:36 PM EDT (US)     2 / 237  
    ferret, representing OD, makes a warm welcome to all his fellow forumers - those he recognizes (Jax, Arvedui, Mommolus, Ahm, Vault & Pope) and those he doesn't (everyone else!).

    Enjoy the game!

    Official OD Fantasy Football Champion
    Official OD Rock-Paper-Scissors Champion
    Official Champion of Gender-Confused Forumers Everywhere
    "ferret has a well-known reputation for trickery and deception"
    posted 02-20-08 10:18 PM EDT (US)     3 / 237  
    You... recognize me? *choke*
    I feel... humbled.

    "Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
    |
    "I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
    "Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
    And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
    posted 02-21-08 04:13 AM EDT (US)     4 / 237  
    I feel humbled that ferret gave me a warm welcomne. I will no endevour to be a good forummer.
    posted 02-21-08 04:14 AM EDT (US)     5 / 237  
    HELLO WELCOME TO MY HEAVEN I HOPE YOU

    TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
    posted 02-21-08 04:20 AM EDT (US)     6 / 237  
    ... You hope I what?
    posted 02-21-08 05:45 AM EDT (US)     7 / 237  
    I think "DIE" should of ended that sentence.
    posted 02-21-08 06:26 AM EDT (US)     8 / 237  
    Welcome to all!

    To commemorate this joyous occasion:

    The end of time, the scene of crime,
    The board is set, lets have a bet.
    To who shall win, a pint of gin,
    Now sound the horn, apparel donned.

    The angels cry! Mortals shalt die!
    The crown awaits, sinistrous bait.
    With hearts of gall, to victory's hall,
    Now time is still, who shall it will?

    Let spear be splint', let sword be clashed,
    Let Death be sound, life run to ground.
    Let loose the round, and horse and hound,
    Til all are slain, Til victors' gained.

    To winner's bold, a trophy gold,
    A huge great bill, a silmaril.
    Glorious knighthood, holy priesthood,
    A victor shall be, Conqueror have we.

    The soul now burns, these thoughts I churn.
    To never have a brief sojourn.
    Oh maiden Death! Please hear my plea!
    Allieviate, my malady.
    Engulf me now, to you I bow.
    Embrace me now, your tears, my vow.
    posted 02-21-08 07:14 AM EDT (US)     9 / 237  
    I humbly accept your welcomes.

    The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his-George Patton
    You can get a lot more with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone-Al Capone
    Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo-H.G. Wells
    Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity-Karl Marx
    posted 02-21-08 07:32 AM EDT (US)     10 / 237  
    Drinks, anybody?
    posted 02-21-08 08:10 AM EDT (US)     11 / 237  
    Three please.

    The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his-George Patton
    You can get a lot more with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone-Al Capone
    Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo-H.G. Wells
    Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity-Karl Marx
    posted 02-21-08 10:26 AM EDT (US)     12 / 237  
    On me or the Tavern? (the drinks) 'Cause I don't mind paying for them.

    Welcome everyone enjoy your stay and have fun!


    @Epic knowing Warhawk it was probably meant to end in die.

    "Apparently, arguing for the right to do something no-one wants to do is the lifeblood of HG." - TaylorFlame

    "Whatever happened, BFME2H did it better. No Exceptions." - EnemyofJupitor

    [This message has been edited by Catabre (edited 02-21-2008 @ 10:26 AM).]

    posted 02-21-08 10:30 AM EDT (US)     13 / 237  
    Phew, for a second there I thought Hnossa was competing against OD.

    In other news, I'm here.

    On the individual level the response may appear to be a fiction, but fiction in a wider cultural context has a way of appearing to be true.
    posted 02-21-08 01:08 PM EDT (US)     14 / 237  
    Welcome, players. Most of which I recognise.

    Now, we're not leaning any ways, either, so expect get some good cheering!

    Go teams TWH and WiCH!

    And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You
    posted 02-21-08 01:12 PM EDT (US)     15 / 237  
    Meh...so can i play here? in a no neutral field? if not let me check whose in this pool.
    posted 02-21-08 01:23 PM EDT (US)     16 / 237  
    Go OD!
    posted 02-21-08 01:50 PM EDT (US)     17 / 237  
    I see that the locals are ahving a difficulat time deciding who to support...

    The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his-George Patton
    You can get a lot more with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone-Al Capone
    Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo-H.G. Wells
    Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity-Karl Marx
    posted 02-21-08 02:09 PM EDT (US)     18 / 237  
    Hello everyone

    I wonder what happens if we take the mick and refuse to fight. Does Baske lose patience and come into the arena himself to take us all on?

    Reddendum hoc vobis
    Translate this yourself
    -----------------------
    Motto of the French Navy: "To the water, it is time!"
    posted 02-21-08 02:36 PM EDT (US)     19 / 237  
    I say find out.

    I think Hnossa is the ony one voting OD. Everyone else is voting WiCH and TWH.

    "Apparently, arguing for the right to do something no-one wants to do is the lifeblood of HG." - TaylorFlame

    "Whatever happened, BFME2H did it better. No Exceptions." - EnemyofJupitor
    posted 02-21-08 04:45 PM EDT (US)     20 / 237  
    Yeah, nice to see someone else recognises that there is a 6 man team on here...

    Reddendum hoc vobis
    Translate this yourself
    -----------------------
    Motto of the French Navy: "To the water, it is time!"
    posted 02-21-08 04:45 PM EDT (US)     21 / 237  
    I'll let the ninjas do the job for me. I prefer to sit next to Zen on the couch and watch everything through the cameras we placed all over the site.

    “Si vis pacem, para bellum”
    posted 02-21-08 05:04 PM EDT (US)     22 / 237  
    What if we smash the cameras?

    The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his-George Patton
    You can get a lot more with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone-Al Capone
    Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo-H.G. Wells
    Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity-Karl Marx
    posted 02-21-08 05:05 PM EDT (US)     23 / 237  
    I will play this like a mafia.

    Vote: Baske

    "Arvy is randomly full of win." - Skarr
    |
    "I don't watch cartoons, those are for third class people." - Arvy
    "Yeah, children, those third class people." - Sails
    And because I bet Blatant he wouldn't be orange in two days and lost... HEIL BLATANT!
    posted 02-21-08 06:12 PM EDT (US)     24 / 237  
    Agreed

    Vote: Baske

    Reddendum hoc vobis
    Translate this yourself
    -----------------------
    Motto of the French Navy: "To the water, it is time!"
    posted 02-21-08 07:16 PM EDT (US)     25 / 237  
    I support no-one.

    TaylorFlame - The Definitive Man.
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