This is just like the 3 word fanfic, only I am posting it here so it might get a better turn-out... Anyway, you know the rules:
Copy the previous story into your post along with the three words you are adding...
And please bold your new words...
Let's begin:
Our story begins once upon a time in the Prancing Pony Inn where spam reigned supreme and the almighty overlord TBK wasn't really almighty fell over and died. Meanwhile, Arvy prepared his mafia to attempt to take over Britain with Kyr preparing to have sex, wait, a nightmare shags Kyr, who slays the nightmare and proceeds to rule the world but fails miserably. EoJ leads a suicide attack on the UN Headquarters but Arvy slaps a large pigeon which then attacks him for attempting to kill Sargon who attempted to steal money from Girl Scouts selling Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and lots of surprise buttsecks tools. Arvy survives but died soon afterwards. Sargon laughs mercilessly as zombie Arvy gets run over again and again by a Challenger 2 penis longer than the American Abrams penises PUT TOGETHER!!!!! by Arvy because Arvy is kinky... with Taylor, Banned, Sargon, Normandy, all condemning him for shagging Banned, the dirty perv. Arvy buttslapped Sargon who turned around and violated him; though Arvy protested, he secretly enjoyed the drugs he used before sex. Blatant was seriously horny, he decided to go get a barbed dildo to masturbate with. Then Taylor went to see Jax about his new penis enlargement pills he just used, which in fact Jax did too. Normandy and Banned were eating some inedible mushrooms that made them grow ten feet taller and shrink their penises so much that they had to eat soup made out of rocks. Then Foamy threw his ban-stick up Taylor's arse, rendering it useless until the day when TBG freed the penis monster.
Altogether it was hideous and grotesque but also long, straight, and very pale, then the cat ate it. However, HG had banned everyone because Arvy's a pervert in Kyr's mind. In Arvy's mind Arvy's more perverted than anyone imagined imaginations were watched, but the Mods liked it and demoted Arvy to just a Seraph wannabe. Meanwhile, Atzy laughed at his new pet, Sargon VIII, who ate Arvy and Taylor- no, just Taylor. Then TBK was run over by over 9,000 mudkipz who had tall fins on their backs, amazingly TBK didn't die, but sufered major injuries, which were fatal. When Banned found out that Hugh was trying to flirt with Hnossa so he decided to duel Murrogh for fire swords and ninja powers which were sexy, but still cool. When Hugh found the holy grail he chose...poorly and accidentally poked Indy in the eye and then kicked him in the groin. Indy got pwned by the Balrog which fell into a warm coffee mug which Gothmog had made for Morgoth's brother Mogyoth, lol. Then TBG and TBK got messed-up and went to bed together. Meanwhile Blatant was sick of Arvy, so he threw up over the walls of the intestine of his lungs. Kyr saw this and had sex with his wife, with a dog AND a hamster. The hamster however promptly died. Kyr was so sad for the hamster that he killed EoJ for sleeping with himself. This IS SPARTA!!!! Anyway, this thread is indeed very sexy like the orc who shagged my sexy dragon ears. When Summer arrived Abraham Lincoln rose from the center of Kyr's fortress and wrecked havoc on Arvy's house, which was a penis-shaped hut. Then FoO drank from the spring at Carn Dum. The Witch-King got a new beast that had huge barbs on its PENIS!!! They were sticky and sharp, but Kyr thought it was disgusting but yet lovely. So he proceeded to slay demons and bang them. The demons were killed, the explosions could be seen all glistening green on the horizon, O Bloody Horizon! After Kyr banged into 13 pieces a great big statue of Feanor was placed in front of Annuminas. It was praised and killed with a giant hammer and a chainsaw. Everyone cried when it was dead but noone cared. Morgoth captured Húrin and chained him to a toilet where he had left doomsday weapons in Gollum's possession who laughed like a hyena and ate TBK's finger, which he liked. Then Foamy returned at his club: "The Foamer," and danced like a female stripper. He then ate some strawberries, as Wimbledon crawled away from the huge and jumped over the fence that had nasty spikes, they all ran across the alligator pit.
Meanwhile, Taylor and Subrosa went into the OD, but NAT had returned with Hnossa, who died several weeks and decades afterward. Then Rick Astley soon arrived at - RICK ROLLED! SHIT! Never gonna give Arvy up, never gonna piss again, never gonna run around and desert Kyr again. He and Arvy kissed passionately then little - THEY DIDN'T KISS actually they did and made love and had babies. Cat awoke from sleeping with TBK and TBG. He was then pregnant. TBK: the father of Kyr and Arvy, unfortunately they discovered the condoms too late and sexually harassed Arvy so much that Kyr killed them and burnt them. TBK, TBG, and Cat were not mourned by anyone.
The rest of HG was having sex with orc spawn. Surprise sex infact. Suprise butssecks in TBKs dirty mind.
The Dark Cometh on little cat's hair, the wolves howl at the ball of cheese, aka: the moon. "What the hell," said Arvy to Banned who replied, "It's only natural to kill people who are evil and steal cookies from Foamy who never visits here as everybody else." TBK walked in and died. Meanwhile, Arvy and Hnossa hugged each other and then the Moon cheered out loud, and fireworks erupted, and the world was great again. The End!
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Book 2: The Coming of Evil into the World
A long, long age ago in a universe far and/or rather close-by Normandy went to his mother's house in Brixton before leaving for Germany to cook magnificent meatloaf sandwiches. Then the marshmallows exploded in Banned's face, leaving him to flail uncontrollably and burn himself to a crisp. Then the world exploded. EoJ was so angry at Arvy he consumed raw meat and exploded the ex-planet Pluto with a small A-bomb. He targeted the discombobulating Banned in his sleep and killed him. The bastard. Anywho, Normandy avenged him by killing Sargon and TBK, further meat is available for purchase from the sex clinic, runned by Kyr Smith, unrelated to yo mama. Inside the casino, a velociraptor beat-up Arvy but Arvy survived, but lost money and the life of TBK, who died. Meanwhile far away from all the commotion, Anc raped a rabbit. He then ran away from the spam police and hid in a cardboard box. Later that night he slept in the Butlins with Barney. Nearby, Hnossa was having a very hard time with Arvy, as he couldn't find a gift for her. Not only that, but he urinated in the bathroom. Afterwards he gave Hnossa some flowers, and then they robbed a bank. TBK, bank manager, had masturbated an hour before Banned did. Therefore Franey returned and masturbated as well, but then drank the semen.
Apparently Norm died. TBK left, and Arvy left HG, too, but then returned for two seconds beyond 100 years and died, miserably, until Kyr resurrected him. Arvy died in a dream and lived forever. Irrelevantly, in Paris, EoJ and Hugh, and TBK returned. Then suddenly a meteor struck Kyr but killed TBK as punishment for attempting to harm himself, which is good. But Arvy didn't like it. And Catabre killed the Boogy Man who was actually Taylor dressed up as EoJ with a bag of chips in his hand. He later died unressurectably so HG mourned the DARK KNIGHT OMFG. This heaven sucks because of Arvy leaving. RCM died because Banned was still missing in action yeah wtf... Nobody knew what this meant. A big scary monster ate Arvy and of course RCM. Arvy died miserably for about the VERY LAST TIME. Arvy didn't die, sadly. He was celebrated for living and killing TBK who had been a serial rapist. Clouds covered HG because the lord of Hell, EoJ the Uber-powered guy had killed Kyr... oops, twas Redus that was killed. EoJ then attacked and destroyed HG.
Long EoJ ruled, his iron sceptre slaughtered thousands. His Queen was Kyr Smith, aka: TBK001, a prototype. EoJ then conquered SHH and made TBK(145) a cake, which was poisoned with his love. EoJ's servant, Hugh, aka Manwë, attacked the citizens of OD, who died. This is how AoE3H was born, out of the ashes a great darkness was formed. This was the storm of the millennia, and it protected the dark lord, EoJ.
End
Book 3: Teh Spamz
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"Ânö Âranäsö Helara" - "Live Well Friend"
"Ûkrënai Sëcar-lu" --- "Ûkrënai of Thirteen"
Remember Kids: "Kyr" rhymes with fire...
“Sometimes your imagination inspires other people to use theirs.”-Sir Hugh-
Let's begin:
Our story begins once upon a time in the Prancing Pony Inn where spam reigned supreme and the almighty overlord TBK wasn't really almighty fell over and died. Meanwhile, Arvy prepared his mafia to attempt to take over Britain with Kyr preparing to have sex, wait, a nightmare shags Kyr, who slays the nightmare and proceeds to rule the world but fails miserably. EoJ leads a suicide attack on the UN Headquarters but Arvy slaps a large pigeon which then attacks him for attempting to kill Sargon who attempted to steal money from Girl Scouts selling Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and lots of surprise buttsecks tools. Arvy survives but died soon afterwards. Sargon laughs mercilessly as zombie Arvy gets run over again and again by a Challenger 2 penis longer than the American Abrams penises PUT TOGETHER!!!!! by Arvy because Arvy is kinky... with Taylor, Banned, Sargon, Normandy, all condemning him for shagging Banned, the dirty perv. Arvy buttslapped Sargon who turned around and violated him; though Arvy protested, he secretly enjoyed the drugs he used before sex. Blatant was seriously horny, he decided to go get a barbed dildo to masturbate with. Then Taylor went to see Jax about his new penis enlargement pills he just used, which in fact Jax did too. Normandy and Banned were eating some inedible mushrooms that made them grow ten feet taller and shrink their penises so much that they had to eat soup made out of rocks. Then Foamy threw his ban-stick up Taylor's arse, rendering it useless until the day when TBG freed the penis monster.
Altogether it was hideous and grotesque but also long, straight, and very pale, then the cat ate it. However, HG had banned everyone because Arvy's a pervert in Kyr's mind. In Arvy's mind Arvy's more perverted than anyone imagined imaginations were watched, but the Mods liked it and demoted Arvy to just a Seraph wannabe. Meanwhile, Atzy laughed at his new pet, Sargon VIII, who ate Arvy and Taylor- no, just Taylor. Then TBK was run over by over 9,000 mudkipz who had tall fins on their backs, amazingly TBK didn't die, but sufered major injuries, which were fatal. When Banned found out that Hugh was trying to flirt with Hnossa so he decided to duel Murrogh for fire swords and ninja powers which were sexy, but still cool. When Hugh found the holy grail he chose...poorly and accidentally poked Indy in the eye and then kicked him in the groin. Indy got pwned by the Balrog which fell into a warm coffee mug which Gothmog had made for Morgoth's brother Mogyoth, lol. Then TBG and TBK got messed-up and went to bed together. Meanwhile Blatant was sick of Arvy, so he threw up over the walls of the intestine of his lungs. Kyr saw this and had sex with his wife, with a dog AND a hamster. The hamster however promptly died. Kyr was so sad for the hamster that he killed EoJ for sleeping with himself. This IS SPARTA!!!! Anyway, this thread is indeed very sexy like the orc who shagged my sexy dragon ears. When Summer arrived Abraham Lincoln rose from the center of Kyr's fortress and wrecked havoc on Arvy's house, which was a penis-shaped hut. Then FoO drank from the spring at Carn Dum. The Witch-King got a new beast that had huge barbs on its PENIS!!! They were sticky and sharp, but Kyr thought it was disgusting but yet lovely. So he proceeded to slay demons and bang them. The demons were killed, the explosions could be seen all glistening green on the horizon, O Bloody Horizon! After Kyr banged into 13 pieces a great big statue of Feanor was placed in front of Annuminas. It was praised and killed with a giant hammer and a chainsaw. Everyone cried when it was dead but noone cared. Morgoth captured Húrin and chained him to a toilet where he had left doomsday weapons in Gollum's possession who laughed like a hyena and ate TBK's finger, which he liked. Then Foamy returned at his club: "The Foamer," and danced like a female stripper. He then ate some strawberries, as Wimbledon crawled away from the huge and jumped over the fence that had nasty spikes, they all ran across the alligator pit.
Meanwhile, Taylor and Subrosa went into the OD, but NAT had returned with Hnossa, who died several weeks and decades afterward. Then Rick Astley soon arrived at - RICK ROLLED! SHIT! Never gonna give Arvy up, never gonna piss again, never gonna run around and desert Kyr again. He and Arvy kissed passionately then little - THEY DIDN'T KISS actually they did and made love and had babies. Cat awoke from sleeping with TBK and TBG. He was then pregnant. TBK: the father of Kyr and Arvy, unfortunately they discovered the condoms too late and sexually harassed Arvy so much that Kyr killed them and burnt them. TBK, TBG, and Cat were not mourned by anyone.
The rest of HG was having sex with orc spawn. Surprise sex infact. Suprise butssecks in TBKs dirty mind.
The Dark Cometh on little cat's hair, the wolves howl at the ball of cheese, aka: the moon. "What the hell," said Arvy to Banned who replied, "It's only natural to kill people who are evil and steal cookies from Foamy who never visits here as everybody else." TBK walked in and died. Meanwhile, Arvy and Hnossa hugged each other and then the Moon cheered out loud, and fireworks erupted, and the world was great again. The End!
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Book 2: The Coming of Evil into the World
A long, long age ago in a universe far and/or rather close-by Normandy went to his mother's house in Brixton before leaving for Germany to cook magnificent meatloaf sandwiches. Then the marshmallows exploded in Banned's face, leaving him to flail uncontrollably and burn himself to a crisp. Then the world exploded. EoJ was so angry at Arvy he consumed raw meat and exploded the ex-planet Pluto with a small A-bomb. He targeted the discombobulating Banned in his sleep and killed him. The bastard. Anywho, Normandy avenged him by killing Sargon and TBK, further meat is available for purchase from the sex clinic, runned by Kyr Smith, unrelated to yo mama. Inside the casino, a velociraptor beat-up Arvy but Arvy survived, but lost money and the life of TBK, who died. Meanwhile far away from all the commotion, Anc raped a rabbit. He then ran away from the spam police and hid in a cardboard box. Later that night he slept in the Butlins with Barney. Nearby, Hnossa was having a very hard time with Arvy, as he couldn't find a gift for her. Not only that, but he urinated in the bathroom. Afterwards he gave Hnossa some flowers, and then they robbed a bank. TBK, bank manager, had masturbated an hour before Banned did. Therefore Franey returned and masturbated as well, but then drank the semen.
Apparently Norm died. TBK left, and Arvy left HG, too, but then returned for two seconds beyond 100 years and died, miserably, until Kyr resurrected him. Arvy died in a dream and lived forever. Irrelevantly, in Paris, EoJ and Hugh, and TBK returned. Then suddenly a meteor struck Kyr but killed TBK as punishment for attempting to harm himself, which is good. But Arvy didn't like it. And Catabre killed the Boogy Man who was actually Taylor dressed up as EoJ with a bag of chips in his hand. He later died unressurectably so HG mourned the DARK KNIGHT OMFG. This heaven sucks because of Arvy leaving. RCM died because Banned was still missing in action yeah wtf... Nobody knew what this meant. A big scary monster ate Arvy and of course RCM. Arvy died miserably for about the VERY LAST TIME. Arvy didn't die, sadly. He was celebrated for living and killing TBK who had been a serial rapist. Clouds covered HG because the lord of Hell, EoJ the Uber-powered guy had killed Kyr... oops, twas Redus that was killed. EoJ then attacked and destroyed HG.
Long EoJ ruled, his iron sceptre slaughtered thousands. His Queen was Kyr Smith, aka: TBK001, a prototype. EoJ then conquered SHH and made TBK(145) a cake, which was poisoned with his love. EoJ's servant, Hugh, aka Manwë, attacked the citizens of OD, who died. This is how AoE3H was born, out of the ashes a great darkness was formed. This was the storm of the millennia, and it protected the dark lord, EoJ.
End
Book 3: Teh Spamz
"Ânö Âranäsö Helara" - "Live Well Friend"
"Ûkrënai Sëcar-lu" --- "Ûkrënai of Thirteen"
Remember Kids: "Kyr" rhymes with fire...
“Sometimes your imagination inspires other people to use theirs.”-Sir Hugh-
[This message has been edited by Kyr Nelenar (edited 08-01-2008 @ 08:31 AM).]