To the people on the state of the Heaven: We have once again reached that time when we must decide who will represent us in perpetuity for the next six months or year – subject to the caprice of those glorious Winged Creatures from On High. In this second election of Empire Total War Heaven, many fresh faces have appeared to challenge the incumbents. A few have been re-elected and in many cases a better candidate has been found. As is the tradition, our titles are given in reference to the great poets, philosophers, monarchs, gentlemen, and lunatics of our age.
Total War Heaven has distinguished itself from the masses as the penultimate center of Total War philosophy and education by the grace of its members’ erudition and ambition for excellence. By virtue of his gratuitous use of multisyllabic words and platitudinous phrases,
Once again,
The two candidates of questionable sanity for this award both displayed such an intense non-conformity and unpredictability that their constituents were unable to determine whether
When
When one has experienced as much of life as the candidates for this award, it is considered faux pas to actively seek greater glory. It is better to resign oneself to fate and the whims of the populace. Throughout the campaign, the three candidates showed greater reserve than a corpse. When the voting was completed,
There was fierce competition between the two leading candidates for this award. In the end, however,
In our aging population,
As evidenced by his sedulous dedication and hard work in the interest of Empire Total War Heaven,
The candidates for this award were conspicuously absent throughout the campaign.
Economics is a challenge for all would-be Heads of State. Many of us have enough trouble with our personal finances. Luckily,
Contrary to the significant volume of discussion on skirmishing tactics, the people of Empire Total War Heaven have chosen the conventional
When asked with which faction they have the greatest affinity, a single decision could not be made. As a result the
RESULTS OF OTHER ELECTIONS:
Community Awards,
RLT Awards,
RTWH Awards,
M2TWH Awards, see Page 4
Bilderdijk Award (nicest forumer) -- Legion Of Hell
Hume Award (most intelligent forumer) -- Pitt
Voltaire Award (funniest forumer) -- Legion Of Hell
Ludwig II Award (craziest forumer) -- Sondre_norge, armenian (tie)
Kant Award (most mature forumer) -- Gaius
Frederick the Great Award (best newbie) -- Army Ranger
Von Zieten Award (best oldie) -- Warguppy
George Washington Award (most underrated forumer) -- Thrashmad
Arkwright Award (non-staff forumer working hardest for ETWH) -- Legion Of Hell
Continental Army Award (most improved forumer) -- Sondre_norge
Marlborough Award (most missed ETWH forumer) -- Kor
Von Steuben Award (most helpful ETWH forumer - gameplay) -- Cauchpotato, HussarKnight (tie)
de Ruyter Award (best ETWH online player) -- Daelon
Napoleon Award (most likely to be promoted) -- Sondre_norge
Wasting time is merely an occupation then, and a most exhausting one. Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen." -- Jerome K. Jerome
"Some people become so expert at reading between the lines they don't read the lines." -- Margaret Millar
ERADICATE CONDESCENSION! (That means don't talk down to people.)
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