see? thats how it always starts...
day 1 : "la dee dah... oh! look! stats.... maybe i'll copy some of these basic rules of the game, who knows, maybe they'll come in handy"
day 2: "hmm... so the vinci clockwork men can do 18 damage per minute to some desert walkers... but on the other hand, an ultra juggernaut could trample all of them for just... i think i need some paper..."
day 3: "so if by the square root of 24 means the ultra juggernaut can roll over desert walkers with minimum damage, take enemy fire to cover my troops and fire with a rotating 22" quad-barrel annihilator cannon... then that would mean that it's cost is justified... is it...? i think i need my calculator"
day 4: "Argh! that damned glass dragon with its random flying and swooping and biting and flying and blasting and harrassing and flying... i could use the steam-cannons to hit it, but they will probebly just miss... wait i know, if this games all up to what its for i'll just work out the velocity of the shell, ground angle, dragon-height and wind-speed and direction and get a direct hit every time! oh wait... where'd my scientific calculator go...?"
day 12: "heheheheheh.... heheheheheh... that comp didn't know what hit him did he george? oh no he... whats that george? oh i know, getting that prototype pentium 6 chip inserted into my brain was a bit... different... but it was all for the better! i mean look! now i can overclock my brain to such extents that i have 6 senses! oh right i forgot, 7 senses, because now i can talk to water-melons like you george!"
day 46: "omgomgogmogmmgogmg RoL is changing too fast! all these surprise tactics, hidden manures ( oh sorry, manuvres) and those damned cuotl...... but don't worry george junior, i won't hurt you, i got too agitated before and ripped off your father's head and sucked out his guts -spitting the hard bits out of course."
day 182: "earlier reports say that a person - unidentifiable due to have a large watermelon covering this head - was seen running across various streets, chanting obscenities and various random numerical figures, we are here to interview Dr Smith on how all this happend - Dr Smith, what is up with "the walking melon""
"well, we believe they have fried their brain witht too many numbers, we found a pentium 6 chip lodged inside their brain which had overheated, causing the numerical and logical part of their brain to collide with the emotional part, creating the monstrosity seen earlier today"
don't do it guys! it will come to paaaaassss!!!!!
(fade out in smoke)
*cough!*
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