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posted 12 February 2008 21:13 EDT (US)   
Are we going to have one? Or may we get some location or new title instead of "infantry"?

With love and kisses
-Santos I
xoxoxoxoxoxo
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posted 12 February 2008 21:17 EDT (US)     1 / 133  
New title? What, like "stud muffin"?
Given the fact that almost all the posters here are male, it might look a tad bit homo-erotic...which would be pretty damn funny...which means I'm all for it.

I'd even be willing to undergo a temporary name-change to HP Lovepotion.

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posted 12 February 2008 21:18 EDT (US)     2 / 133  
"Stud muffin ..."

You just made my ****ing week, HP ... that was ****ing hilarious.

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
posted 12 February 2008 21:21 EDT (US)     3 / 133  
yeah, I'd be down with that haha.


With love and kisses
-Santos I
xoxoxoxoxoxo
posted 12 February 2008 21:29 EDT (US)     4 / 133  
It makes me think of sexually active cats ...

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
posted 12 February 2008 21:31 EDT (US)     5 / 133  
why?
posted 12 February 2008 21:34 EDT (US)     6 / 133  
That comic strip, "Pickles." The cat's name is "Muffin."

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
posted 12 February 2008 21:42 EDT (US)     7 / 133  
Will you be mine, HP?

"That which we call a nose can still smell!"
-Reduced Shakespeare Company

"Abroad, French transit workers attempt to end a strike, only to discover that they have forgotten how to operate the trains. Everybody enjoys a hearty laugh and returns to the café." -Dave Barry
posted 12 February 2008 21:46 EDT (US)     8 / 133  


I'm sure they will.

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
posted 12 February 2008 21:49 EDT (US)     9 / 133  
If you keep up with that signature at the end of your post Santos, I throw rocks at you.

"It's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good." Jack Nicholson
posted 12 February 2008 21:53 EDT (US)     10 / 133  
But its my theme.

Hugs and kisses
-Santos I
xoxoxoxoxo
posted 12 February 2008 22:03 EDT (US)     11 / 133  
Will you be mine, HP?
We can be platonic virtual stud muffins, if you like.

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posted 12 February 2008 22:04 EDT (US)     12 / 133  
That sounds totally straight, bro.

"That which we call a nose can still smell!"
-Reduced Shakespeare Company

"Abroad, French transit workers attempt to end a strike, only to discover that they have forgotten how to operate the trains. Everybody enjoys a hearty laugh and returns to the café." -Dave Barry
posted 12 February 2008 22:06 EDT (US)     13 / 133  
And you can get speedos with "Buff Buddies" written right across the nuts ...

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
posted 12 February 2008 22:12 EDT (US)     14 / 133  
Hahahaaa

我送你離開 千里之外 你無聲黑白
沈默年代 或許不該 太遙遠的相愛
我送你離開 天涯之外 你是否還在
琴聲何來 生死難猜 用一生 去等待

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posted 12 February 2008 22:14 EDT (US)     15 / 133  
We can even pat one another on the bum, like all those heterosexual football players.

I really wish the Scrotal Safety Commission website was still up and running - that had some awesome quotes, like finding a crotch buddy:
Enlist one of your friends as a "Crotch-Buddy". Have him concern himself with the safety of your scrotum. Remind him publicly that he is your "Crotch-Buddy". Remind him in front of girls.
However, this guy's blog does have the summary of the website.

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[This message has been edited by HP Lovesauce (edited 02-12-2008 @ 10:22 PM).]

posted 12 February 2008 22:15 EDT (US)     16 / 133  
Hell, just saying things like "bum" proves your manliness.

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
posted 13 February 2008 10:43 EDT (US)     17 / 133  
If we get a St.Valentine's Day theme, then do we also get a special theme for the day after Valentine? Because that's a very special day too...*SUBTLE HINT*

posted 13 February 2008 11:36 EDT (US)     18 / 133  
What, your birthday? In that case I want icebear theme on the 16th of March!

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Is a suits murmur
posted 13 February 2008 12:00 EDT (US)     19 / 133  
Why an icebear theme?
posted 13 February 2008 13:03 EDT (US)     20 / 133  
All these guys making atrocious jokes to give the impression they have something to do with Valentine's Day.

As, tomorrow, I am doing experimental fishing on Lake Gaharwa, I think I will send a bunch of catfishes to my wife, for her Valentine.
Better out than in, I always say.

Defender Of The Faith

The thing with tryhard is you can never tell if he's writing a gay erotica on purpose or not - Jax
posted 13 February 2008 14:49 EDT (US)     21 / 133  
Oh, Tryhard, just because we joke, doesn't mean we don't care!
Actually, I work on Thursday evening, so my wife and I are going are out tonight for a nice dinner. We're not buying each other anything this year, because she's currently on hiatus from the film studio, so there's not a lot of money to go around this month.

We'll probably come home and drink some wine, and do something romantic - like shoot each other on CoD4...we really are perfect for each other.

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posted 13 February 2008 15:14 EDT (US)     22 / 133  
You have the love gun mod too?

Yes, we are planning something and yes I have tested it.

If someone wants to Email me any valentine-style sounds, similar to what we did with the Halloween ones, I'll put them up. If we don't get any though, then it doesn't matter.

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posted 13 February 2008 15:26 EDT (US)     23 / 133  
Oh, Tryhard, just because we joke, doesn't mean we don't care!
Of course you do, even more those who do not have a date.

Following my divorce, on Friday the 13th 96, I got a new date on Feb 14. Same year, at least. Since then, I cannot forget about valentine.

As my wife is not around, I can get my Valentine with a fisherman, or my trainee, or a dart player.
Or unfortunately and most likely: my reports.
Like December 24 and 31, 2007.

Defender Of The Faith

The thing with tryhard is you can never tell if he's writing a gay erotica on purpose or not - Jax
posted 13 February 2008 16:44 EDT (US)     24 / 133  
As my wife is not around, I can get my Valentine with a fisherman
It gets mighty lonely out on those boats late at night.

-Love Gaius
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posted 13 February 2008 16:52 EDT (US)     25 / 133  
We are all Stud Muffins!

[This message has been edited by Squash (edited 02-13-2008 @ 05:08 PM).]

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