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EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus
posted 09 February 2011 10:31 EDT (US)   
Today's my birthday. Just sayin'.

And thus for my birthday, you can pretend to worship me for once, and also give any ideas for pranks to be played on flatmates. Of the non-harmful variety, please- I'm not going to put batteries in the sink. We've had a long-running Nutella war, in which we put nutella on handles and things, and I wish to get revenge for the nutella-ing of my cutlery by upping it a level.
That and I helped my mate upstairs tape one of his flatmate's left shoes to the tree outside. My suggestion

Title coming from true BFME2H tradition
And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You

[This message has been edited by EnemyofJupitor (edited 02-09-2011 @ 10:33 AM).]

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Terikel Grayhair
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posted 09 February 2011 10:34 EDT (US)     1 / 29  
Vaseline on doorhandles is always fun, as is switching the salt and sugar. Salted coffee taste like shit, as do sugared eggs.

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posted 09 February 2011 10:38 EDT (US)     2 / 29  
Happy Birthday EoJ!
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Earl Scruffles
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posted 09 February 2011 10:38 EDT (US)     3 / 29  
Happy Birthday EoJ!
You could play the rickroll out of their CD player and cover the buttons with razor wire? Or you could put clingfilm over the toilet seat?
But I won't go to England due to the prescence of scruffy in shottingham. - Scenter102
This is Scruff we are talking about. I can't think of anything I don't see Scruff doing just for the hell of it. - Agrippa 271
The cake was made by Scruffy and it was... a rude shape. - Liam
monkey in a suit on a cycle - Scenter102 describing Scruffy
Primo
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posted 09 February 2011 10:41 EDT (US)     4 / 29  
Happy Birthday. Try not to spend it on the train between Bristol and Cardiff, like I did.
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posted 09 February 2011 10:49 EDT (US)     5 / 29  
Rejoice EoJ for it is your birthday!!!
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Liam_the_Spartan
Banned
posted 09 February 2011 11:30 EDT (US)     6 / 29  
Happy birthday. Here's a birthday kiss
Drakontos
Legionary
posted 09 February 2011 13:58 EDT (US)     7 / 29  
Another year closer to baldness, a potbelly and Alzheimers!

But seriously, feliz cumpleaños, and I hope you enjoy(ed) it!
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Liam_the_Spartan
Banned
posted 09 February 2011 15:07 EDT (US)     8 / 29  
Yes, Feliz cumpleanos!

I don't know how to get the spanish n thing on my comp, so I just put "n" instead. Now it says Happy anus.
Earl Scruffles
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posted 09 February 2011 15:18 EDT (US)     9 / 29  
how lovely, I have had similar errors in German, they can be annoying
But I won't go to England due to the prescence of scruffy in shottingham. - Scenter102
This is Scruff we are talking about. I can't think of anything I don't see Scruff doing just for the hell of it. - Agrippa 271
The cake was made by Scruffy and it was... a rude shape. - Liam
monkey in a suit on a cycle - Scenter102 describing Scruffy
Drakontos
Legionary
posted 09 February 2011 15:57 EDT (US)     10 / 29  
If you set the keyboard language to 'US International' you can hit the... ok, I don't seem to have the actual key, being on a Spanish keyboard. ...tilde (squiggle) key and then the n, and get ñ. You can do similar things for áéíóú, àèìòù, äëïöü, ç, etc.

Tis sufficient for Spanish and French, and should be for German, too. Perhaps not Romanian, or Polish.
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Punic Hebil
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posted 09 February 2011 17:12 EDT (US)     11 / 29  
Happy Birthday!

Rewire car brakes to the car horn. Always a fun time with that. Or put up a brick wall in front of the door
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posted 09 February 2011 17:54 EDT (US)     12 / 29  
Happy bday Jup!
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posted 09 February 2011 18:17 EDT (US)     13 / 29  
Happy birthday! Though I feel it is important to say that I worship your enemy, not you. Jupitor!
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posted 09 February 2011 18:24 EDT (US)     14 / 29  
Hope you had a merry old birthday
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Lord Ahm
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posted 09 February 2011 18:32 EDT (US)     15 / 29  
Gratulerer så meget!

Enjoy your day!
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Rinster
Legionary
posted 09 February 2011 19:23 EDT (US)     16 / 29  
happy birthday!
I can't think of any evil things to do.
Only if they have a four-posted bed, wrap string around it when they are sleeping..
but that's it
Pitt
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posted 09 February 2011 21:40 EDT (US)     17 / 29  
Happy birthday!

Are any of your flatmates scared of spiders? If so, put a couple of fake ones in their beds. It should work if you place them so that they're visible when your flatemates pull back the covers as they're getting into bed.

I had tremendous fun at work with a plastic spider...
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posted 09 February 2011 23:05 EDT (US)     18 / 29  
Cover something in bright pink plastic wrapping.
Also, I worship thee. And Satan. But mainly thee.
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posted 09 February 2011 23:47 EDT (US)     19 / 29  
Happy birthday!

Toilet seat. Clingfilm. Need I say more?
Liam_the_Spartan
Banned
posted 10 February 2011 03:46 EDT (US)     20 / 29  
^^^ I couldn't get my head round that at first, nmow I just realised what you mean

I have the ñ botton on my laptop, but not on the computer. I'm at school now so I can use it as much as I want ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ!
GeneralKickAss
Legionary
posted 10 February 2011 05:38 EDT (US)     21 / 29  
生日快樂! (literally, "Birthday-Happy".)
Are any of your flatmates scared of spiders? If so, put a couple of fake ones in their beds. It should work if you place them so that they're visible when your flatemates pull back the covers as they're getting into bed.
Or you can always wait for him to fall asleep, then go in and place it on his mouth. Or hang it by a string right in his face.
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Andalus
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posted 10 February 2011 06:38 EDT (US)     22 / 29  
I already wished you a happy birthday, EoJ, and I'd give you another but it is too late.

So, happy day-after-your-birthday!
If you set the keyboard language to 'US International' you can hit the... ok, I don't seem to have the actual key, being on a Spanish keyboard. ...tilde (squiggle) key and then the n, and get ñ. You can do similar things for áéíóú, àèìòù, äëïöü, ç, etc.
Perhaps this in itself might be a good prank - setting a flatmate's keyboard to a different alphabet (preferably something like arabic or cyrillic). Ideal trick to play on the less tech-savvy of your friends.
Drakontos
Legionary
posted 10 February 2011 11:27 EDT (US)     23 / 29  
Heh, I used to do that with everything anyone gave me. They stopped letting me touch phones, cameras, games, computers, you name it without being supervised. :P

Who says one has to stop being childish?
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Earl Scruffles
Legionary
(id: generalscruff)
posted 10 February 2011 11:41 EDT (US)     24 / 29  
Permission to make a similar thread on the 6th March (Badgers steal Premier Brezhnev's hat & DNA tests prove Scruffy to be descendant of Richard Sharpe)
But I won't go to England due to the prescence of scruffy in shottingham. - Scenter102
This is Scruff we are talking about. I can't think of anything I don't see Scruff doing just for the hell of it. - Agrippa 271
The cake was made by Scruffy and it was... a rude shape. - Liam
monkey in a suit on a cycle - Scenter102 describing Scruffy
Edorix
High King of Britain
posted 10 February 2011 12:39 EDT (US)     25 / 29  
A belated penn-bloedh lowen, EoJ!
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