Holy Roman Party V- Let's see you dig yourself out of this one

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Thecrayfish
Banned

posted 12 September 2007 15:02 EDT (US)

SubRosa & Andrew Dunn

Well, here's a another nice mess you've gotten me into.

1. Please pack your buoyancy aids.
2. Earth & water are available for the Persian ambassadors but not in the proportions they had in mind.
3. Don't be bothering your fellow construction workers even if you are drowning. They are on unionised tea break.
4. Behave yourselves or we'll promote you to universally despised site foreman.
5. Go here and look at all of the pretty videos.
6. Female passers-by are not appreciative of building site humour.
7. All moderator posts are to be greeted with cries of "dig faster".
8. Any builders buying the Guardian or any publication other than News of the World/Sun/Daily Mirror/etc are to be removed from the construction site immediately.
9. Your pants must be at least one size too large in order to allow glimpses of your posterior whenever you bend over.
10. Post 2500 wins.
11. Pandas are prohibited from dancing due to the danger posed by the thick mud and high water levels. Ducks on the other hand... And of course this chap is unaffected

[This message has been edited by Gaius Colinius (edited 11-25-2007 @ 06:05 PM).]

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EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus

posted 12 September 2007 15:04 EDT (US) 1 / 2501

Quoted from Title:
Did I do it right?

No, you didn't do it right

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You

[This message has been edited by EnemyofJupitor (edited 09-12-2007 @ 03:05 PM).]

Thecrayfish
Banned

posted 12 September 2007 15:05 EDT (US) 2 / 2501

EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus

posted 12 September 2007 15:06 EDT (US) 3 / 2501

Everyone knows that you have to include a threat including Gaius And the moderator states

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You

Thecrayfish
Banned

posted 12 September 2007 15:09 EDT (US) 4 / 2501

*sigh*
Fine.

EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus

posted 12 September 2007 15:11 EDT (US) 5 / 2501

Good man.

Though I was winding you up.

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You

HP Lovesauce
Legionary
(id: He113ent)

posted 12 September 2007 15:12 EDT (US) 6 / 2501

Yay, Panda beats Assassin's Creed!

Take that, silly fanbois!

Cats, Sex and Nazis...That's why they call me Mr. Happy*****Proud Purveyor of Panda Porn...You know you want it!Things I'm Not Allowed To Do While Gaming

[This message has been edited by HP Lovesauce (edited 09-12-2007 @ 03:14 PM).]

EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus

posted 12 September 2007 15:13 EDT (US) 7 / 2501

Looks pretty beat up.

3. Gaius requires a regular tribute of money and/or virgin womenfolk to keep him appeased. Failure to comply will result in an oral warning, followed by a tongue lashing.

Winner

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You

Lord Ahm
Legionary

posted 12 September 2007 15:14 EDT (US) 8 / 2501

Disgraceful. Somebody edit in the traditional rules. Fisher.

You're right about one thing though, rule 6. I made rule 6, and you are the first who have followed it.

Ahm Heribeus
Is a suits murmur

Thecrayfish
Banned

posted 12 September 2007 15:16 EDT (US) 9 / 2501

Disgraceful. Somebody edit in the traditional rules. Fisher.

Don't stand in the way of progress.

HP Lovesauce
Legionary
(id: He113ent)

posted 12 September 2007 15:17 EDT (US) 10 / 2501

Poor Mummy's assassin could not withstand the awesome might of...
KUNG FU PANDA!

Cats, Sex and Nazis...That's why they call me Mr. Happy*****Proud Purveyor of Panda Porn...You know you want it!Things I'm Not Allowed To Do While Gaming

Lord Ahm
Legionary

posted 12 September 2007 15:17 EDT (US) 11 / 2501

Don't stand in the way of traditions. Fisher.

Moderated by Crazed Ewok, yakcamkir, D Furius Venator, Gaius Colinius

.......

Ahm Heribeus
Is a suits murmur

EnemyofJupitor
HG Alumnus Superbus

posted 12 September 2007 15:20 EDT (US) 12 / 2501

The point?

And I shall go Softly into the Night Taking my Dreams As will You

Godatta
Legionary
(id: Sigmund Freud)

posted 12 September 2007 15:26 EDT (US) 13 / 2501

The only martial art Panda could be proficient in is Shaolin ground fighting.

Cordyceps
Naphal
(id: ArchDruid)

posted 12 September 2007 15:28 EDT (US) 14 / 2501

I'm boycotting this thread, because... Well, that was really gay.

...And yes, I'm using gay in a derogatory sense. Edit the feck out of this post if you must.

Just as some bodies, from the moment of birth, are endowed with beauty, while on others nature from their very beginning bestows blemishes and wrinkles, so with souls too, some are distinguished at once with extreme grace and attractiveness, while others leave a trail of sombre and deep gloom. ~Michael Psellus, Chronographia

Lord Ahm
Legionary

posted 12 September 2007 15:31 EDT (US) 15 / 2501

Well, I must say I certainly agree with Arch.

That was uncalled for, Fisher.

Ahm Heribeus
Is a suits murmur

Thecrayfish
Banned

posted 12 September 2007 15:33 EDT (US) 16 / 2501

Why the hate?

Godatta
Legionary
(id: Sigmund Freud)

posted 12 September 2007 15:35 EDT (US) 17 / 2501

What's a fisher?

Thecrayfish
Banned

posted 12 September 2007 15:37 EDT (US) 18 / 2501

Come on someone, throw me a bone, wheres this venom coming from?

Wolfpanzee
Legionary

posted 12 September 2007 15:46 EDT (US) 19 / 2501

Above you

Don't stand in the way of progress.

This is true

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his-George Patton
You can get a lot more with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone-Al Capone
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo-H.G. Wells
Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity-Karl Marx

Tryhard
Legate

posted 12 September 2007 15:46 EDT (US) 20 / 2501

I loved the description of today's permaban.

Registered solely to post a game where you shoot Arabs in the desert.

Quoted from Sigmund:
What's a fisher

A decade ago, a man who was doing fishing as a professional business or a ludic activity was called a fisherman.
Until a cocaine-addict socioeconomist sexually-deprived female stated somewhere that fisherman was discriminatory, as a fisherman may well be a woman. The fact that there is no fisherwoman is no part of the intellectual masturbation.

Hence, since 97, I write fisher in my reports, not fisherman.

Edit: typo.

Defender Of The Faith

The thing with tryhard is you can never tell if he's writing a gay erotica on purpose or not - Jax

[This message has been edited by Tryhard (edited 09-12-2007 @ 03:49 PM).]

Hnossa
Hnaughty

posted 12 September 2007 15:47 EDT (US) 21 / 2501

ALL HAIL CRAYFISH!

Thecrayfish
Banned

posted 12 September 2007 15:49 EDT (US) 22 / 2501

Yay, not everyone hates me.

Thecrayfish
Banned

posted 12 September 2007 15:51 EDT (US) 23 / 2501

I'm boycotting this thread, because... Well, that was really gay.

...And yes, I'm using gay in a derogatory sense. Edit the feck out of this post if you must.

I mean, seriously wtf?

Wolfpanzee
Legionary

posted 12 September 2007 15:51 EDT (US) 24 / 2501

I don't hate you. 'Nossa the dancing pandas are awesome

Godatta
Legionary
(id: Sigmund Freud)

posted 12 September 2007 15:53 EDT (US) 25 / 2501

A decade ago, a man who was doing fishing as a professional business or a ludic activity was called a fisherman.
Until a cocaine-addict socioeconomist sexually-deprived female stated somewhere that fisherman was discriminatory, as a fisherman may well be a woman. The fact that there is no fisherwoman is no part of the intellectual masturbation.

I should have known a man that studies fishermen would answer me, if not with the answer I would expect.

Are you talking about Natalina?

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