33 Star Wars Lane is where all the SW characters come to get away from life's hassles, and just relax. The new street is ready for anyone willing to live with everyone else. Want to be Boba Fett and chat to Han Solo? Want to bring the Falcon in to the starship wash? Want to mow your very own lawn? Well, now you can do it all. This RPG will test how we get along with people, as well as our own comic ideas. Welcome to the SWN: Billy Style! Rules: 1.There aren't many. I want to keep it lenient as possible. But, no godmodding. AKA: Supershotgunz!!! 2. You start out with five thousand Credits, and no house. You have to make money, nothing just appears for you magically. You have to buy a house, and you have to furnish it. 3. Only two characters per person. You can have 3 NPCs. NPCs can function as shopkeepers for your store, a bodyguard, whatever. 4. The Mayor's word is law, and as such, I'm him. 5. Weapons. No Galaxy Guns or Death Stars. No people walking around with turbolaser batteries attached to their heads. Droids, some starfighters and mechs, and hand weapons are allowed. Stuff like Bombers and AT-AT's are allowed, as long as you don't blow up buildings. (You can, but the police will come and throw you in jail) Thats it! Characters: Sir Billy As: Name: OOM-7 Darth Fett As: Name: Hawkgirl The Batman As: Name: Supergirl Archbishop Green As: Name: Captain Corcoran Pacifica2 As: Moff Yitreas As: Name: Shayera Jendob (nee Hol) Lazer X7 as: Cheapy The Hutt As: Name: Kyle Katarn Brijr As: Name: Rob Gharbelli Name: Joe Frinski Name: Jose` Darth Margera As: Name: Steve "Croc' hunter" Erwin Through entire centuries Steve remained nuetral, even through the Dark Ages, always helping the innocent, mostly thanks to the legions of Crocodiles who constantly fought for him. However, soon the Tigers began to get jealous. Qfffxhulbub, the King of Tigers, devised a plan to rid the world of its greatest man. A contingent of Tigers, dressed as small children, would wait on a boat as a fleet flying the 'Jolly Roger', composed of Tigers disguised as Pirates, would attack. Steve would come and try and save the small children, who would then attack and overwhelm even his godlike powers. However even the might of the Tigers was no match for the Crocodile Hunter, who fended off the ambush and continued to fight, even after being knocked into the water. There he wrestled thousands of Tigers, yet none was mighty enough to defeat him. Qfffxhulbub was infuriated, but realized that Steve was unbeatable and conceded defeat, ceding large sections of his Empire to the impoverished peoples of the region. Now Steve has come to the Star Wars Neighborhood, and rumours abound that he has come to stop the Neighborhood from being plunged into anarchy and chaos. Cadre As: Name: Mia De'nelya Boba Fettuccini Name: Dorla Amoz-Fieve Maegereg As: Kypjargon As: Reaper_93 As: Admiral Sith As: NPCs: Sir Billy's Name: TC-13 Name: The Midget Moff Yitreas' Kendra Hanna Jendob Archbishop Green's Name: Euston Swidley Name: Sir Joseph Porter Name: Ralph Rackstraw Cheapy the Hutt's Boba Fettuccini's [This message has been edited by Sir Billy (edited 09-17-2006 @ 10:37 AM).]
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Name: Grawi Catro
Species: Neimoidian
Sex: Male
Age: 30
Weapons: DT-57 "Annihilator" Blaster Pistol
Bio: Grawi left his rich aristocrat family on Cato Neimoidia with two thousand credits, and his loyal assisstant, OOM-7. He has moved to 33 Star Wars Lane, and plans on starting a huge business.
Color = Silver
Model: B-1 Battle Droid
Years in Existence: 23
Statistics: Standard Battle Droid Armor, E-5 blaster rifle. Advanced Super Battle Droid intelligence level. Programed with feelings and emotions.
Last Examination: Highly loyal and intelligent, OOM-7 will defend his master to the end. He is in perfect condition, and cannot be hacked into.
Bio: OOM-7 was activated and given to Grawi when he was 7. They have been together ever since. OOM-7 is capable of any task, and is very useful when it comes to making money.
Color = Yellow
Name: Darth Fett
Species: Human
Sex: No
Age: 21
Bio: Its boba fett, but with Darth, and married to hawkgirl
Species: Thanagarian
Sex: Hell yes (she's female )
Age: Uh..21..why not?
Bio: Married to Boba Fett
Name: The Batman
Species: Human
Sex: No
Age: 35
Bio: NA-NA-NA-NA-NA BATMAN!
Species: Human
Sex: HELL YES!
Age: 18 (she's legal dammit)
Bio: She fell in love and got married to Batman, why, I don't know! DON'T RUIN MY SEXY FANTASIES!
Name: Crasset
Species: Human
Sex: Male
Age: 35
Bio: A solicitor. The Crasset of Swidley, Swidley and Crasset fame, Crasset is a particularly officious, snotty little oik of a solicitor. No wonder everyone hates the little bugger. Formerly an Imperial Moff. Curiously, perhaps forshadowing his tedious nature, his parents chose no first name for him. Also adding to his downright irritating nature, he sings passages from "Trial by Jury" whenever possible and uses legal threats to get his own way.
Species: Human
Sex: Male
Age: 45
Bio: He is the Captain of the Pinafore, and as it happens a right good captain too. Though related to a peer, he can hand reef and steer, and ship a selvagee. He’s never known to quail at the fury of a gale, and he’s never ever sick at sea. He does his best to satisfy his crew, never using bad language or abuse, and he never EVER swears a big big “D”. Anyway, you get it. He has, with much difficulty, brought the Pinafore to the Star Wars neighbourhood after Sir Joseph Porter hurled all the charts overboard in a moment of madness. (The First Lord is, therefore, currently restrained in his cabin.)
Name: Hirshqua
User: Pacifica2
Species: Ewok that speaks basic, and is at least as intelligent as your normall human.(in otherwords, has no brains or common sense)
Bio: He dosen't understand why people want to know about his past life.
Occupation: Pilot, Bounty Hunter, Entrapeunuer(misspelled for sure)
Name: Ams Jendob
Player: Moff Yittreas
Species: Human
Sex: Male
Age: 42
Weapons: SE-14r pistol, C-1 slugthrower pistol
Bio:
Player: Moff Yittreas
Species: Near-Human (Thanagarian)
Sex: Female
Age: 40
Weapons: SE-14r pistol, C-1 slugthrower pistol
Bio:
Name: Lazer X7
Species: EDI UAV
Sex: HE'S A PLANE GOD DAMMIT! Wait, oh male.
Age: 22
Defense: Heavy machinegun, Sidewinders, Phoenix Missles, Ballsitic Missle
Bio: Lazer X7 was a robotic 10 foot long fighter from a different universe. However, durring a test run a wormhole opened up and sucked him to a different universe. The wormhole also altered his hardware, making him a friendly, heavly armed flying bounty hunter. He lives in a custom home on 33 Star Wars Lane.
Name: Saba Sebatyne
Age: 36
Weapons: Emerald Lightsaber
Bio: Saba left her home world of Barab I to live a life of adventure and excitement. Unfortunately, she didn't find it in 33 Star Wars Lane. Saba met Kyle Katarn and the two became best friends. Saba knows a lot about the Force and is giving Kyle lessons on how to use the Force.
Color: Green
Age: 32
Weapons: Azure Lightsaber, modified Bryar Blaster pistol
Bio: Kyle traveled from his farm life on one of the moons of Sullust to live on 33 Star Wars Lane. He knows little about the Force, but built his very own lightsaber all the same. He is good friends with Saba Sebatyne, who is tutoring him on how to use the Force.
Personal ship (Optional): The Moldy Crow, a modified CEC HWK-290 series light freighter.
Color: Green
Name: Brian
Species: Human
Sex: Male
Age: 29
Bio: Lost his money gambling and robbed enough people to get 5,000 credits. Many of you may recall his previous adventure on 33 Star Wars Lane, in which he faught Darth Reven and destroyed lots of stuff with an Ion Cannon. He carries his famous Lead Pipe.
Color: Blue
Species: Human
Sex: Male
Age: 39
Bio: Became a hobo after hearing about the no taxes thing.
Color: Blue
Species: Human
Sex: Male
Age: 57
Bio: Got so drunk that he can't remember his past. Is currently a bum.
Color: Blue
Species: Human
Sex: Male
Age: 24
Bio: Got so drunk that he came into the Mayor's office and punched the secretary in the nose for calling him "sir". Lost his job as security guard at he Mayor's office.
Color: Blue
Name: Jon Stewart
Occupation: Dictator Wannabe
Bio: After getting his start on a HoloTV show called "The Daily Show' Jon's supporters allowed him to quickly surpass his ultimate rival Stephen Colbert, who disappeared after Jon took power. He has now moved to the 'Star Wars Neighborhood' to gain more support so the revolution can begin.
Species: Awesomus Maximus
Sex: Mail
Age: 2,000 years
Bio: Born the son of Julius Caeser and an Australian love-slave, from his birth the gods recognized Steve's greatness and acknowledged that he would bring light to the darkness and granted him immortality and amazing godlike powers. Being the totally cool dude he was, he only used his powers for good. He single-handedly conquered the Roman Empire through the use of his powers and the loyalty he inspired from the Amphibians of the Mediteranean, and, rather than siezing power, gaver the power to the peoples of Europe and North Africa.
Name: Erik De'nelya
Species: Correlian
Sex: Male
Age: 34
Weapons: "Tarantula" Chain driven micro obelisk module, "Scorpion" Mass Driver, Multiple "Retribution" Nuclear strike beacons.
Bio: Erik is a bounty hunter who was originally associated with the Hutt Cartel. He met Mia during a hunt on Mygeeto involving some Confederate refugees. They decided to join together and are now one of the top three deadliest bounty hunter pairs in the galaxy...
Species: Corellian
Sex: Female
Age: 28
Weapons: "Hawkeye" Ramjet Sniper rifle, "Merlin" Personal Ion Cannon, Multiple "Godsend" Ion Cannon Beacons.
Bio: Mia is a bounty hunter who was originally associated with the Black Sun. She met Erik during a hunt on Mygeeto involving some Confederate refugees. They decided to join together and are now one of the top three deadliest bounty hunter pairs in the galaxy...
Name: Commander Gilgor
Age: 30 human years
Bio: CLone Wars RPG, then he deserted the army, and went undercover as Rammi Fieve, married (to some woman from Naboo, and has 1 child. He couldn't find work, so moved to Sir Billy's neighborhood, where work can easiliy be found... or so he is told. Back in the gory days of war, Gilgor wore this armor suit. Through cosmetic surgery, he no longer looks Mandolorian.
Occupation: Gilgor's wife
Age: 35
Bio: the daughter of Admiral Amoz, she fell in love at first sight with the powerful Jedi Clone. Though Gilgor was indeed a fully grown man, he was still the same age. After Order 66, when Gilgor was turned apon by his clones, he flrd, back to Naboo, and assumed the name "Fieve." 10 years later, He married her. Yep, that's the story, her story isn't very develooped. They have a daughter (8) named Amola.
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Name: Dlugbacca
Sex: Male
Age: 37
Weapons: Bowcaster (modified)
Bio: Dlugbaca makes his living doing various jobs. Since the destruction of his last spacecraft by a bounty hunter hired by a disgruntled customer, he has been somwhat down on his luck.
Name: James Vita
Species: Shi'ido
Age: 42
Weapons: 1 Morellian Arms Conglomerate Pistol, 2 vibroblades.
Bio: meh haven't put it on VIII yet cause he's dead
Name: Tiara Tranada
Species: Human
Age: 38
Weapons: 1 Westar-34 Blaster Pistol, 1 Blastech A295 Sniper Rifle
Bio: meh haven't put it on VIII yet cause i'm lazy
Character Name: Koth Ab`lon
Species: Bothan
Bio: After the Clone Wars RPG ended (which it hasn`t as of yet) Ab`lon decided to settle down in the Star Wars neighborhood where he hoped to have some job in law enforcement given his background of bounty hunting and extreme knowledge of tactics.
Possessions: Modified Mandalorian Neocrusader armor, various small arms, 5000 credits from bounty hunting on the trip here (would you believe he caught a deathstick dealer on the interplanetary bus?...)
Other: Koth is extremely professional... almost TOO professional.
Post Color:
Name: Velvilvi Tribbiana
Species: Human
Sex: Male
Age: 32
Bio: A human from Bakura, he loves to build buildings, and has decided to try a construction buisness in 33 Star Wars Lane.
Color:
Name: Gunnu Catro
Species: Neimoidian
Sex: Male
Age: 25
Model: Protocol Droid
Newly Activated
Species: Midget
Sex: Male
Age: ?
Name: Krischen Nevin Jendob
Species: Thanagarian-Human
Sex: Male
Age: 5
Species: Thanagarian-Human
Sex: Female
Age: 5
Species: Geonosian
Sex: Male
Age: 67
Weapon: Incomprehensible legal jargon.
Bio: The first of the two Swidleys in Swidley, Swidley and Crasset. Elderly, bad-tempered, absurdly dressed (much like Crasset) ugly, and sickly.
Species: Human
Sex: Male
Age: Erm...
Weapon: Ineffectual pomposity, court martials.
Bio: He is the monarch of the sea,
The ruler of the Queen's Navee,
Whose praise Great Britain loudly chants...
Species: Human
Sex: Male
Age: Early 20's
Weapon: Tenor voice.
Bio: A British Tar is a soaring soul,
As free as a mountain bird...
and...
He Is An Englishmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Name: Wee Gee
Model: Custom Repair Droid
Primary Function: Repair, Labor
Years of Service: 8
Name: Bosco (BA) Baracus
Occupation: Gilgor's cashier
Bio: He's Mr. T, from the A Team! He loves kids, but puts on a bad attitude.
Age: unknown, T never ages. He's eternal.
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