Yes that's right, I felt the time was right for a new RPG awards ceremony. However, me being me I decided that an ordinary best RP'er, best RPG thing would be not only dull and boring but also pointless. So this awards ceremony is for characters. You know, those pesky little creatures who make RPG's what they are.
There are twenty (original) awards, and seeing as how it could be a laugh you may sponsor an award, yes that's right folks, you can get your name on an award! Beware, those that aren't taken might be snapped up by corporate labels or political parties. So without further ado...
PRESENTATIONS
The RPG Character AWARDS
1. ThePacifica Award for the character most likely to attempt conquer the galaxy and fail at the last minute
Whisper - The Clone Wars (Breathe) 4WINNER!
2. The character most likely to date a supermodel and dump them two days later
Jabus Hemmorzin - Old Republic Remastered (FoO) 4WINNER!
3. The character most likely to forget to wear clothes in public and not be embarrassed
Dreadnaught - Empire's Bane (DSF/FoO)TIE WINNER
4. TheMelkor Award for the character who will get shot by a religious zealot
Bekk Sang - Shattered Remnants (Melkor) 6WINNER!
5. TheFoO Award for the character who will die in a huge fireball.
Alister Mako - Various (Vader) - 4TIE WINNER
6. The character who owns the most vintage sports cars
Bekk Sang - Shattered Remnants (Melkor) 3WINNER!
7. The character who will inevitably sleep on a park bench tonight
Kyle Katarn – Empire’s Bane - 2(FoO/DSF)TIE WINNER
8. The character you really want to go bankrupt and jump in front of a Star Destroyer
Olek as an RPG character (ewww) - N/A (Olek) 5WINNER!
9. The character who would make the best James Bond
Saysen Jasem - Various (FoO) 7UNANIMOUS WINNER!
10. TheAdmiral Fyyar Award for the character who deserves to be shot for simply being far too annoying
Borsk Fey'la - A New Empire (Bando) 3WINNER!
11. The character who failed every exam they ever took
Annakin Skywalker - Various (Cheapy) 7UNANIMOUS WINNER!
12. The only character to understand l33t speak
DK-447 - Various (Pacifica)WINNER BY DEFAULT
13. The character at whom everybody points and laughs
Xim Thano - Old Republic Remastered (Persia) 4WINNER!
14. The character the elephant man would turn down
Halvard Yelm - Various (Breathe) 4WINNER!
15. The character most likely to brag about their new HDTV
Borsk Fey'la - A New Empire (Bando) 4WINNER!
16. TheMaegereg Award for the character least likely to die naturally
Eyanus D'Crat - Various (Melkor) 4WINNER!
17. The character who has more lives than the entire population of the planet of the cats
Lushros Dofine - Various (Sir Billy) 5WINNER!
18. The character least likely to get owned on an internet forum
Talon Karrade - Various (M) 5WINNER!
19. The character least likely to know what the internet is
Halvard Yelm - Various (Breathe) 6WINNER!
20. The character you really want as a cuddly toy
Naga Sadow - The Great Hyperspace War (DSF) - 3TIE WINNER
21. TheCheapy Award for the character most likely to do something stupid and get away with it
Whisper - The Clone Wars (Breathe) 5WINNER!
22. TheReaper Award for the character who could win a war with the contents of their garden shed
Alistair Mako - Various (A New Empire Version) (Vader) - 3TIE WINNER
23. The character most likely to push you off a precipice in a boiling lake of lava and laugh at you
Saysen Jasem - Various (FoO) 2WINNER!
24. TheYou got OWNED Award
The Solos - A New Empire (Bando) - 4TIE WINNER
If there are any more awards you want posted or you would like to claim your sponsorship (first come, first served) simply post here. Otherwise let the nominations commence!
Footnote: Please include the character's name and RPG for clarity, I won't know all of them.
Doctor FoO
There are twenty (original) awards, and seeing as how it could be a laugh you may sponsor an award, yes that's right folks, you can get your name on an award! Beware, those that aren't taken might be snapped up by corporate labels or political parties. So without further ado...
1. The
Whisper - The Clone Wars (Breathe) 4
2. The character most likely to date a supermodel and dump them two days later
Jabus Hemmorzin - Old Republic Remastered (FoO) 4
3. The character most likely to forget to wear clothes in public and not be embarrassed
Dreadnaught - Empire's Bane (DSF/FoO)
4. The
Bekk Sang - Shattered Remnants (Melkor) 6
5. The
Alister Mako - Various (Vader) - 4
6. The character who owns the most vintage sports cars
Bekk Sang - Shattered Remnants (Melkor) 3
7. The character who will inevitably sleep on a park bench tonight
Kyle Katarn – Empire’s Bane - 2(FoO/DSF)
8. The character you really want to go bankrupt and jump in front of a Star Destroyer
Olek as an RPG character (ewww) - N/A (Olek) 5
9. The character who would make the best James Bond
Saysen Jasem - Various (FoO) 7
10. The
Borsk Fey'la - A New Empire (Bando) 3
11. The character who failed every exam they ever took
Annakin Skywalker - Various (Cheapy) 7
12. The only character to understand l33t speak
DK-447 - Various (Pacifica)
13. The character at whom everybody points and laughs
Xim Thano - Old Republic Remastered (Persia) 4
14. The character the elephant man would turn down
Halvard Yelm - Various (Breathe) 4
15. The character most likely to brag about their new HDTV
Borsk Fey'la - A New Empire (Bando) 4
16. The
Eyanus D'Crat - Various (Melkor) 4
17. The character who has more lives than the entire population of the planet of the cats
Lushros Dofine - Various (Sir Billy) 5
18. The character least likely to get owned on an internet forum
Talon Karrade - Various (M) 5
19. The character least likely to know what the internet is
Halvard Yelm - Various (Breathe) 6
20. The character you really want as a cuddly toy
Naga Sadow - The Great Hyperspace War (DSF) - 3
21. The
Whisper - The Clone Wars (Breathe) 5
22. The
Alistair Mako - Various (A New Empire Version) (Vader) - 3
23. The character most likely to push you off a precipice in a boiling lake of lava and laugh at you
Saysen Jasem - Various (FoO) 2
24. The
The Solos - A New Empire (Bando) - 4
If there are any more awards you want posted or you would like to claim your sponsorship (first come, first served) simply post here. Otherwise let the nominations commence!
Footnote: Please include the character's name and RPG for clarity, I won't know all of them.
[This message has been edited by Friend of Old (edited 04-25-2008 @ 01:06 PM).]